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09-18-2006, 02:31 AM
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Maybe he jusr have the same issues as you.
As I have explained ad nauseum, no one knows what gravity is. And no one can say GOD doesn't cause it. Even if the sickular scientists find yet ANOTHER imaginary particle like the Higgs Boson (indirectly...they must INFER it's existence because they can't actually see it), all they have proven is that GOD is still smarter than man.
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Actually, Pastor, gravity acts almost as if it were a soft, flat surface in space. Things like light will actually roll towards the 'dip' made in said surface by planets etc.
That's one way of thinking about it, anyway.
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09-18-2006, 02:39 AM
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Actually, Pastor, gravity acts almost as if it were a soft, flat surface in space. Things like light will actually roll towards the 'dip' made in said surface by planets etc.
That's one way of thinking about it, anyway.
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Thank you! Finally some solid physics!
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09-18-2006, 02:49 AM
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Thank you! Finally some solid physics!
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What part of that is 'solid physics'? Are you the person who said he wasn't stupid?
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09-18-2006, 03:22 AM
Pfft, solid physics my shiny white behind! The "THEORY" of gravity has long been disputed by "scientists". I speak as an EXPERT in all things scientifical and I know for a fact that scientists merely sit around, smoke "the chronic" and see what other bat-dung comes out of their minds next. There is NOTHING to support their wild ideas. It is all conjecture. The only TRUE science comes from the BIBLE (KJV 1611, nothing but). You want SOLID physics? Try the Bible, homer -- the earth is fixed (ie SOLID) in space.
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09-18-2006, 06:22 AM
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Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing
Actually, Pastor, gravity acts almost as if it were a soft, flat surface in space. Things like light will actually roll towards the 'dip' made in said surface by planets etc.
That's one way of thinking about it, anyway.
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Kinda supports the Flat Earth, doesn't Rachael?
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09-18-2006, 06:34 AM
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Kinda supports the Flat Earth, doesn't Rachael?
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Not even slightly!
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09-18-2006, 01:25 PM
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Pfft, solid physics my shiny white behind! The "THEORY" of gravity has long been disputed by "scientists". I speak as an EXPERT in all things scientifical and I know for a fact that scientists merely sit around, smoke "the chronic" and see what other bat-dung comes out of their minds next. There is NOTHING to support their wild ideas. It is all conjecture. The only TRUE science comes from the BIBLE (KJV 1611, nothing but). You want SOLID physics? Try the Bible, homer -- the earth is fixed (ie SOLID) in space.
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I couldn't agree more, brother.
Our good Christian scientist do what truely matters. They just read the bible and nothing else. That's what I call true science.
Scientia means knowledge. And all one needs to know is the holy Bible.
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09-18-2006, 03:14 PM
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You're a twit.
Want to know how science is advancing?
One example, once a computer was as big as a room and could do less that some modern calculators can do.
Now, they can be carried around with you and used as you are doing, to show the world how ignorant you are.
Second, diseases that once, if contracted, doomed the victim to a pinful death, can now be very quickly cured.
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Diseases can be cured in only 2 ways:
Through the power of JESUS. Praise!
Or through satan..
Scientists cure disease through satan! Not through any "advances".
The only advance (advantage) they have, which is because of moral stagnation in society, is that nowadays they are allowed to practice the witchcraft known as science openly, and thus can "cure" more people (using satan).
As for computers, I cannot tell certainly..
The Lord works in mysterious ways.
But I reckon that if the computer is used for good, such as spreading the words of Jesus, and tithing to Landover Baptist, it is a gift from Jesus.
Otherwise it is from satan.
You may not see these things as clearly as we can, but that is because you are deceived by him (satan), as you are either a child of the devil or a child of Jesus.
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09-19-2006, 01:42 PM
Ah, I've heard stories about people like you who try to pray away sickness. I also know such people have received sentences for things like manslaughter and criminal neglect for not taking a sick person in to a hospital.
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09-19-2006, 03:34 PM
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Ah, I've heard stories about people like you who try to pray away sickness. I also know such people have received sentences for things like manslaughter and criminal neglect for not taking a sick person in to a hospital.
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09-24-2006, 08:40 AM
Gravity isnt a thoery, Even in the case that the earth was flat there still would need to be something keeping us from floating around.
Also you may view the bible as a factual object but it appears you cant give evidence
You are using the logic that since god made the bible and god is always true because it is said so in the bible that the bible is true *head explodes*
Also people please dont try and support you arguement by saying all arguements against yours is a conspiracy. unless of course you can prove the conspiracy which really would require another thread.
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09-24-2006, 10:36 AM
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Gravity isnt a thoery, Even in the case that the earth was flat there still would need to be something keeping us from floating around.
Also you may view the bible as a factual object but it appears you cant give evidence
You are using the logic that since god made the bible and god is always true because it is said so in the bible that the bible is true *head explodes*
Also people please dont try and support you arguement by saying all arguements against yours is a conspiracy. unless of course you can prove the conspiracy which really would require another thread.
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You've been using the dope again, haven't you homer? You got all smacked up and now you can't even make sense.
Better stop the hissy fit and beg Jesus to take over your degenerate life, before He decides to toss you like a ragdoll into everlasting damnation.
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09-24-2006, 08:19 PM
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Gravity isnt a thoery, Even in the case that the earth was flat there still would need to be something keeping us from floating around.
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Yes. Angels push us down. And that is as far as the proof of the law of gravity goes. No one knows what causes gravity if not angels. Oh sure, some SICKular scientists believe in an imaginary particle called the Higgs Boson, but they have never seen one. Contrariwise, MANY people have seen angels.
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09-24-2006, 11:25 PM
old And just how do you explain lakes and oceans then, Pastor Al? Or, for that matter, the moon?
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09-24-2006, 11:50 PM
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old And just how do you explain lakes and oceans then, Pastor Al? Or, for that matter, the moon?
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What do you mean how do I explain them? The BIBLE explains them.
Genesis, Chapter 1:
1:7 And God made the firmament and divided the waters which were under the firmament from the waters which were above the firmament: and it was so.
1:9 And God said, Let the waters under the heaven be gathered together unto one place, and let the dry land appear: and it was so.
1:10 And God called the dry land Earth; and the gathering together of the waters called he Seas: and God saw that it was good.
1:16 And God made two great lights; the greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the night: he made the stars also.
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09-25-2006, 12:10 AM
That isn't what I mean.
You were saying things fall down 'because angels push them'.
So then how do you explain how they stay down? Angels hold them? And how then does the water in lakes and seas stay down? Hmm?
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09-25-2006, 12:14 AM
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That isn't what I mean.
You were saying things fall down 'because angels push them'.
So then how do you explain how they stay down? Angels hold them? And how then does the water in lakes and seas stay down? Hmm?
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You must be drunk. Water doesn't jump up in the air or, if it does (when no one is looking), angels push it back down. Same thing with rocks. If they jump and angel pushes them back down.
Or are you suggesting that water is so light it floats?
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09-25-2006, 12:18 AM
Pastor Al, talking to you can sometimes be the conversational equivalent of an out-of-body experience!
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09-25-2006, 12:51 AM
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Pastor Al, talking to you can sometimes be the conversational equivalent of an out-of-body experience!
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Another Godly victory for Pastor Pistle, LBC's Master Debater!
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09-25-2006, 01:01 AM
Who says he won? It's just some of his answers are too damn confusing and weird to reply to.
The same way I'm sure you might lose an argument with a 5 year old who is insisting that you're a 'big poopyhead stinkybutt'.
You know it isn't true but it's a little difficult arguing with them.
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