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Re: 2014 Summer Stoning Festival -
05-17-2014, 01:01 PM
It's 8am on stoning day!
I'm so excited. Everyone is arriving.
I'm sorry, but I won't have time to post any more until the end of the day.
Have fun everyone!
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Location: Pajala, Sweden
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Re: 2014 Summer Stoning Festival -
05-17-2014, 06:29 PM
Dear True Christians,
I must say that this feels like a tiny hell.
Staying here, outside, while you have so much fun in the name of Christ!
Bless the Lord Almighty!!!
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True Christian Lady™, Certified Best Friend of Jesus
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Location: Freehold, Iowa, God's Nation!
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Re: 2014 Summer Stoning Festival -
05-17-2014, 11:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Marko Loimaan-Aho
Dear True Christians,
I must say that this feels like a tiny hell.
Staying here, outside, while you have so much fun in the name of Christ!
Bless the Lord Almighty!!!
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Now, now. Maybe next year if you have comitted yourself to Jesus and have been reborn from your sinful life, in the meantime, have you given a good tithe to Pastor Zeke to allow you to watch the stoning event from outside Freehold? Because; either you cough up, or get out.
May the Lord bless you,
Mary Thompson.
Thinking of Abortion?
That fetus will be in Hell, because they never had a chance to repent their sinful ways (Psalms 51:5) (1 Kings 8:46)
Think of the children. Stop being a slut.
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True Christian™ with a quiverful
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Re: 2014 Summer Stoning Festival -
05-17-2014, 11:29 PM
Well, it's all over again, just a few after parties to attend. What a day! It was great
A couple of pics:
First of all, this is what the girls came up with for the boys' piñata - the theme was Barack Obama.
Now for the boys. They had to recreate a stoning scene for a movie set. Everyone was astonished at how well they did. The wax lady being stoned almost looks real.
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True Christian™ with a quiverful
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Re: 2014 Summer Stoning Festival -
05-17-2014, 11:43 PM
Now the Sultan of Brunei looked most impressive, coming in full military uniform. When I first saw him, I was worried that he might outshine us, but fortunately Paster Zeke truly outdoes him in the medal department.
And yes, he brought his wives, who didn't disappoint in their finery:
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True Christian™ with a quiverful
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Re: 2014 Summer Stoning Festival -
05-17-2014, 11:45 PM
Please everyone, I was too busy organising the children's activities to take many photos, so please post any that you took that you wish to share. Thanks.
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Location: City Hall, Freehold, Iowa
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Re: 2014 Summer Stoning Festival -
05-18-2014, 02:05 AM
The year 2014 will go down as the best Summer Stoning Festival ever.
Anita Bryant's song, Stone Those Sinners Down, brought the crowd to their feet. While she is getting up there in years, the anti homer fire still burns.
It will be posted on YouTube later. Maybe someone can paste is here.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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True Christian Lady™, Certified Best Friend of Jesus
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Join Date: Mar 2013
Location: Freehold, Iowa, God's Nation!
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Re: 2014 Summer Stoning Festival -
05-18-2014, 10:48 AM
Not to worry Mo7, I took some photos.
Attachment 23171
Paula Deen giving her introduction to the event
Thinking of Abortion?
That fetus will be in Hell, because they never had a chance to repent their sinful ways (Psalms 51:5) (1 Kings 8:46)
Think of the children. Stop being a slut.
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Re: 2014 Summer Stoning Festival -
05-18-2014, 07:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Mary Thompson
Not to worry Mo7, I took some photos.
Attachment 23171
Paula Deen giving her introduction to the event
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Sweet Sister Mary,
I am very pleased that Mrs. Deen was able to attend! I wish I could have, also. The picture you shared didn't show when I tried to view it - but I am sure Paula enthralled the crowd!
My congratulations on a successful festival. Now for the important questions:
1. How many stonings took place?
2. What profits were gained?
3. Was the Sultan impressed? Was he led to Jesus?
4. Were his mooselimb friends stoned?
Morton
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True Christian Lady™, Certified Best Friend of Jesus
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Location: Freehold, Iowa, God's Nation!
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Re: 2014 Summer Stoning Festival -
05-19-2014, 06:46 AM
Thinking of Abortion?
That fetus will be in Hell, because they never had a chance to repent their sinful ways (Psalms 51:5) (1 Kings 8:46)
Think of the children. Stop being a slut.
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True Christian™ with a quiverful
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Re: 2014 Summer Stoning Festival -
05-19-2014, 11:13 AM
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Completely CRAZY for the Lord
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Location: Leviticus Landing
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Re: 2014 Summer Stoning Festival -
05-19-2014, 11:28 AM
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Originally Posted by Mary Thompson
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Sorry about the stoning bucket result. Infinite love always triumphs.
Just a little unsure about that bikie crouching in your photo. Is this the "before" or the "after" shot?
Administrative detail:
there seems to be a minor delay in the prize result..?
I hope the brandy was up to scratch (I'm sure it was,
very few of these left now) if you need anything else
at all just let me know. How richly humbling for me
that such good looking young men should be so
strong in The Lord! Praise Him! Hallelujah!!
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Join Date: Feb 2014
Location: True Southern Belle in Richmond, VA
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Re: 2014 Summer Stoning Festival -
05-20-2014, 12:59 AM
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Originally Posted by Mother Of Seven
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This is my first award! I'm so excited!!! Thanks!!!
Baptist Bethany (Not a Cherry Picker)
Deuteronomy 4:2 Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you.
***There are 613 commandments given in the Old Testament***
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Re: 2014 Summer Stoning Festival -
05-20-2014, 02:30 AM
Has anyone else noticed the cynicism creeping into pop music these days? It reflects an attitude where people believe that God is not our provider and bribery needs to be resorted to. What sort of people would manœuvre themselves into a position of authority, claim all the best food and give nothing in return except for a bogus undertaking not to dish out the extreme sanction for so contrived an offence as failing to hand over all the best food and drink and any other consumables in the first place?We are fortunate to have a Pastoral Team who know The Bible and who recognise the differences between
extortion
bribery and
The Perfect Love of God.
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True Christian™ with a quiverful
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Re: 2014 Summer Stoning Festival -
05-20-2014, 04:28 AM
Sister Mitza, What are you talking about? You didn't enter in the competition, and besides which, you've already won one of those.
You sound like me, always complaining that I don't win the lottery. But then I never enter it, to start with
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