[JennyD]

Originally Posted by Bob4God

Sister Jenny, we might be able to work something out and send a few of our fat boys down to sit on the porch at the Monthly Visitor with shotguns and gasmasks.

I think you ought to establish an all-out ban on flannel shirts and coffee at the Monthly Visitor, to avoid attracting lesbian truckers.

I appreciate that, Brother B4G.

The ladies staying at The Monthly Visitor are generally platinum tithers and above, Brother. They don't even know what flannel looks like!

I'm more concerned about the male sodomites being attracted to all the silks.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

I trust everyone has hazmat suits at the ready. The AIDS will be flying thick in the air until this abomination of the activist liberal courts is fixed by REAL Americans!

[JennyD]

The first wave came just now, Brothers and Sisters! Be ready!

A pickup truck rolled up outside, with four flannel-clad, short-haired women in the back and three in the cab. It was awful, it smelled as though they'd not washed their ladyparts in months!

Well, they said they were looking for a room for the night, and how relieved they were to find a "family" establishment so near Freehold. I immediately explained that my lodging is for women only, not for families. Butch #1 laughed out loud and said, "That's not what we mean, dear. We mean, you know, the kind of place that welcomes WYMYN like us!"

"Oh, were you all cast out by your husbands because it was your unclean time of the month? Yes, I suppose we do tend to become like family when we can't be around any of our menfolk."

"HUSBANDS? Honey, we ain't got no HUSBANDS. We like the ladies . . . 'specially purty little things like yerself."

Well, with that I became acutely aware that their eyes were resting on certain parts of my body which I do not appreciate being stared at. I realized that these were not even women I'd send over to the Don't Drip Inn. "You're . . . LESBIANS!"

Fortunately, Sister Mary Maria had just finished looking over my ever-unruly bush out back, and she came running when she heard "the L word".

Brandishing her .38, Sister cried out, "Begone, in the name of Jesus! If Jenny wants her carpet cleaned, she'll call Rug Doctor!"

Well, those butches high-tailed it out of there, let me tell you!

Be prepared . . . they're on the way!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Well, the stormclouds are gathering over our fair state. THIS latest story says that as of Sunday, April 24, sodomites will be able to mock us Normal people by getting a marriage license. Included in the story are actual photographs of actual queers in our once Christian state of Iowa. Ladies, avert your eyes.

Gay marriages expected to begin in Iowa April 24

DES MOINES, Iowa – Gay marriage, seemingly the province of the nation's two coasts, is just weeks away from becoming legal in the heartland and apparently it will be years before social conservatives have a chance to stop it.

The Iowa Supreme Court on Friday unanimously upheld a lower-court ruling that rejected a state law restricting marriage to a union between a man and woman. Now gays and lesbians may exchange vows as soon as April 24 following the landmark decision.

The county attorney who defended the law said he would not seek a rehearing. The only recourse for opponents appeared to be a constitutional amendment, which couldn't get on the ballot until 2012 at the earliest.

"I would say the mood is one of mourning right now in a lot of ways," said a dejected Bryan English, spokesman for the Iowa Family Policy Center, a conservative group that opposes same-sex marriage.

In the meantime, same-sex marriage opponents may try to enact residency requirements for marriage so that gays and lesbians from across the country could not travel to Iowa to wed.

U.S. Rep. Steve King, R-Iowa, urged the Legislature to do so, saying he feared without residency requirements Iowa would "become the gay marriage mecca."

Only Massachusetts and Connecticut currently permit same-sex marriage. For six months last year, California's high court allowed gay marriage before voters banned it in November.

For gays and lesbians, meanwhile, the day was one of jubilation. The Vermont House of Representatives also passed a measure Friday that would allow same-sex couples to wed, on a 94-52 roll call vote, just short of the two-thirds majority needed to override a promised veto by Gov. Jim Douglas.

Gay marriage supporters hoped to convince a few Vermont legislators to switch when it comes to the override vote, which could be taken as soon as Tuesday.

In Iowa, hundreds cheered, waved rainbow flags and shed tears of joy at rallies in seven cities Friday evening. "Corn-fed and Ready to Wed!" read one man's sign at a gathering at the University of Northern Iowa in Cedar Falls.

In downtown Des Moines, about 300 people gathered beneath rainbow flags to celebrate including Des Moines Mayor Frank Cownie.

Gay marriages expected to begin in Iowa April 24
By AMY LORENTZEN, Associated Press Writer Amy Lorentzen, Associated Press Writer
2 hrs 6 mins ago

DES MOINES, Iowa – Gay marriage, seemingly the province of the nation's two coasts, is just weeks away from becoming legal in the heartland and apparently it will be years before social conservatives have a chance to stop it.

The Iowa Supreme Court on Friday unanimously upheld a lower-court ruling that rejected a state law restricting marriage to a union between a man and woman. Now gays and lesbians may exchange vows as soon as April 24 following the landmark decision.

The county attorney who defended the law said he would not seek a rehearing. The only recourse for opponents appeared to be a constitutional amendment, which couldn't get on the ballot until 2012 at the earliest.

"I would say the mood is one of mourning right now in a lot of ways," said a dejected Bryan English, spokesman for the Iowa Family Policy Center, a conservative group that opposes same-sex marriage.

In the meantime, same-sex marriage opponents may try to enact residency requirements for marriage so that gays and lesbians from across the country could not travel to Iowa to wed.

U.S. Rep. Steve King, R-Iowa, urged the Legislature to do so, saying he feared without residency requirements Iowa would "become the gay marriage mecca."

Only Massachusetts and Connecticut currently permit same-sex marriage. For six months last year, California's high court allowed gay marriage before voters banned it in November.

For gays and lesbians, meanwhile, the day was one of jubilation. The Vermont House of Representatives also passed a measure Friday that would allow same-sex couples to wed, on a 94-52 roll call vote, just short of the two-thirds majority needed to override a promised veto by Gov. Jim Douglas.

Gay marriage supporters hoped to convince a few Vermont legislators to switch when it comes to the override vote, which could be taken as soon as Tuesday.

In Iowa, hundreds cheered, waved rainbow flags and shed tears of joy at rallies in seven cities Friday evening. "Corn-fed and Ready to Wed!" read one man's sign at a gathering at the University of Northern Iowa in Cedar Falls.

In downtown Des Moines, about 300 people gathered beneath rainbow flags to celebrate including Des Moines Mayor Frank Cownie.

"We finally have equality in Iowa," said Harold Delaria, of Des Moines, who attended the rally and has two gay children. "It's kind of the last wall of legalized discrimination and it's coming tumbling down."

The Rev. Diane McLanahan of Trinity United Methodist Church in Des Moines acknowledged that many people of faith won't agree with the ruling. With that in mind, she said the court has reached a decision that "pretty much insists that this will not be a debate about religious rights but a matter of equality and fairness."

In its ruling, the Supreme Court upheld an August 2007 decision by a judge who found that a state law limiting marriage to a man and a woman violates the constitutional rights of equal protection.

Iowa lawmakers have "excluded a historically disfavored class of persons from a supremely important civil institution without a constitutionally sufficient justification," the justices wrote.

To issue any other decision, the seven justices said, "would be an abdication of our constitutional duty."

At a news conference announcing the decision, plaintiff Kate Varnum, 34, introduced her partner, Trish Varnum, as "my fiance."

"I never thought I'd be able to say that," she said, fighting back tears.

Jason Morgan, 38, said he and his partner, Chuck Swaggerty, adopted two sons, confronted the death of Swaggerty's mother and endured a four-year legal battle as plaintiffs.

"If being together though all of that isn't love and commitment or isn't family or marriage, then I don't know what is," Morgan said. "We are very happy with the decision today and very proud to live in Iowa."

Iowa has a history of being in the forefront on social issues. It was among the first states to legalize interracial marriage and to allow married women to own property. It was also the first state to admit a woman to the bar to practice law and was a leader in school desegregation.

Senate Majority Leader Mike Gronstal, a Democrat, said state lawmakers were unlikely to consider gay marriage legislation in this legislative session, which is expected to end within weeks.

Gronstal also said he's "not inclined" to propose a constitutional amendment during next year's session. Without a vote by the Legislature this year or next, the soonest gay marriage could be repealed would be 2014.

Amendments to Iowa's constitution must be passed by the House and Senate in two consecutive general assemblies, which each last two years, and then approved by a simple majority of voters during a general election.

Iowa's Democratic governor, Chet Culver, said he would review the decision before announcing his views.

"We finally have equality in Iowa," said Harold Delaria, of Des Moines, who attended the rally and has two gay children. "It's kind of the last wall of legalized discrimination and it's coming tumbling down."

The Rev. Diane McLanahan of Trinity United Methodist Church in Des Moines acknowledged that many people of faith won't agree with the ruling. With that in mind, she said the court has reached a decision that "pretty much insists that this will not be a debate about religious rights but a matter of equality and fairness."

In its ruling, the Supreme Court upheld an August 2007 decision by a judge who found that a state law limiting marriage to a man and a woman violates the constitutional rights of equal protection.

Iowa lawmakers have "excluded a historically disfavored class of persons from a supremely important civil institution without a constitutionally sufficient justification," the justices wrote.

To issue any other decision, the seven justices said, "would be an abdication of our constitutional duty."

At a news conference announcing the decision, plaintiff Kate Varnum, 34, introduced her partner, Trish Varnum, as "my fiance."

"I never thought I'd be able to say that," she said, fighting back tears.

Jason Morgan, 38, said he and his partner, Chuck Swaggerty, adopted two sons, confronted the death of Swaggerty's mother and endured a four-year legal battle as plaintiffs.

"If being together though all of that isn't love and commitment or isn't family or marriage, then I don't know what is," Morgan said. "We are very happy with the decision today and very proud to live in Iowa."

Iowa has a history of being in the forefront on social issues. It was among the first states to legalize interracial marriage and to allow married women to own property. It was also the first state to admit a woman to the bar to practice law and was a leader in school desegregation.

Senate Majority Leader Mike Gronstal, a Democrat, said state lawmakers were unlikely to consider gay marriage legislation in this legislative session, which is expected to end within weeks.

Gronstal also said he's "not inclined" to propose a constitutional amendment during next year's session. Without a vote by the Legislature this year or next, the soonest gay marriage could be repealed would be 2014.

Amendments to Iowa's constitution must be passed by the House and Senate in two consecutive general assemblies, which each last two years, and then approved by a simple majority of voters during a general election.

Iowa's Democratic governor, Chet Culver, said he would review the decision before announcing his views.

[Nobar King]

This is an April Fools' joke, right?

[Bobby-Joe]

In Iowa, hundreds cheered, waved rainbow flags and shed tears of joy at rallies in seven cities Friday evening. "Corn-fed and Ready to Wed!" read one man's sign at a gathering at the University of Northern Iowa in Cedar Falls.

Sweet merciful Jesus do these sinners have no shame at last?

[Bob4God]

All hope is not lost, as my phone has been ringing off the hook as a result of so many families desiring to purchase brand new firearms to protect themselves and their behinds. I am going to have to place an additional order to Smith and Wesson and Winchester to fulfill all the new needs of those who are still GODly and care about their state! (And their behinds.)

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Originally Posted by Bob4God

All hope is not lost, as my phone has been ringing off the hook as a result of so many families desiring to purchase brand new firearms to protect themselves and their behinds. I am going to have to place an additional order to Smith and Wesson and Winchester to fulfill all the new needs of those who are still GODly and care about their state! (And their behinds.)

Bob, will you be extending the same courtesy to other True Christians™ that you extended to me the other day? I don't want to say too much, but I saved a bundle of money and saved a lot of time on the "paperwork" too!

[Bob4God]

Originally Posted by Capt. A. Portway

Bob, will you be extending the same courtesy to other True Christians™ that you extended to me the other day? I don't want to say too much, but I saved a bundle of money and saved a lot of time on the "paperwork" too!

Well it IS possible that there will be some very great bargains to be found at FREEHOLD FIREARMS this next week by certain customers.

I hope you enjoy your new tactical shotgun and that it keeps you safe in the cockpit!

[SayvedByTheLord]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

I guess THIS ruling means you can marry your tractor or your dog or your 6 year old daughter if you want to.

Pastor, you have always been able to do this in Iowa...

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Originally Posted by SayvedByTheLord

Pastor, you have always been able to do this in Iowa...

And in India. Crazy Hellbound dotheads!

Iowa will turn into this if we don't do something about it!



http://afp.google.com/article/ALeqM5...3o-k3wtJu6Vp5w

Indian Man Marries Dog to Beat 'Curse'

Nov 13, 2007
CHENNAI, India (AFP) — An Indian farmer has married his dog in a bid to overcome what he believes is a curse caused by him having stoned to death two mating dogs in his rice field, press reports said.
The 34-year-old farmer, identified as Selvakumar from Sivaganga district in the southern state of Tamil Nadu, fell on bad fortune 15 years ago after killing the dogs and hanging their carcasses from a tree.
A few days later, his hearing and speech were impaired and he was unable to walk.
Doctors were clueless, but an astrologer finally told him he was cursed by the spirits of the dogs he had killed. He could undo the curse only if he married a dog and live with it, the soothsayer said.
After a long search for a 'suitable bride', Selvakumar managed to get a four-year-old mongrel bitch from a friend and had a fully-fledged Hindu wedding in front of villagers and elders on Sunday, eyewitnesses said.

[Eugene Hackwith]

Today's the day, people! There could be gays getting married in Iowa TODAY.

LINK

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Eugene Hackwith

Today's the day, people! There could be gays getting married in Iowa TODAY.

LINK

Don't worry! We've got dozens of Prayer Warriors on the case!

[godgunsguts]

Originally Posted by Pastor Isaac Peters

Free Republic has a few liberal biases, but overall, it is one of the few islands of righteousness on the Interwebs.

Now that this assault on traditional marriage has come to this state, I may never be able too look at my wife in the same way again. I may even have to call off my daughter's wedding. Sodomite activists, why must you do this to us?

Praise Jesus and pass the ammunition. Our missionaries have officially have stoned all of the remaining godless evo-atheists at Free Republic to oblivion. The owner, and old righteous soul of whom we have wrapped around our fingers, has eliminated all those godless Temple of Darwin worshipers from their site and has drawn a line in the sand.

Free Republic is a fringe right-wing Christian fundamentalist site

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Fringe?

Sounds like hippie-faggot clothing to me.

Not sure I want to be associated with "men" who wear fringe.