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Caption Contest #24 -
03-22-2019, 01:55 PM
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Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology) Victim of atheist scientific persecution
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Re: Caption Contest #24 -
03-22-2019, 03:51 PM
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Just another jolly shopping trip to post-Brexit Tesco.
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Re: Caption Contest #24 -
04-27-2019, 09:42 AM
Why yes I do accept Obamacare - just bend over, this won't hurt a bit.
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Re: Caption Contest #24 -
04-27-2019, 02:25 PM
Surely there's some mistake in translation??
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Re: Caption Contest #24 -
05-10-2019, 11:03 PM
Little known fact: Hitler's blitzkrieg into Russia was halted when it veered off course in aisle 6 and knocked over a pickle jar.
But seriously, I've always said that if you put shiny touchscreens and an apple logo on a horse and buggy, all the sheeple will buy it because "it's so high tech". A former Apple VP agrees that technology is going backwards in the parts that count: "... a long article on Apple’s usability sins...Once Apple products could be used without ever reading a manual. Today, Apple’s products violate all the fundamental rules of design for understanding and usability" Then I came across this news: "The U.S. government has developed a specially designed, secret missile for pinpoint airstrikes that kill terrorist leaders with no explosion" Also known as a "bullet".
Einstein said the 4th world war would be fought with sticks and stones. Close, but he didn't predict shopping-cart-tanks, regime-changing Russian frog-memes, or the tiki-torch legions that scared Joe Biden so much he made his campaign announcement about them.
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Re: Caption Contest #24 -
05-10-2019, 11:56 PM
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Why Jeb, that article is mostly talking about AGEISM! Have we finally come to an agreement that the silicon valley techbro culture is subtly having a disparate negative impact on demographic groups that are under-represented in silicon valley? And that the victims are internalizing their oppression, blaming themselves for being tech-unsavvy, when they should be organizing and making their voice heard?
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Re: Caption Contest #24 -
05-11-2019, 12:05 AM
Ageism? I've already told old people to go play with Hyenas, and I 've called young people a bunch of losers who need to eat lead - literally, because they have lead deficiency.
We don't need to protest to change Silicon Valley culture, we need to pray for God to hurry up with the big earthquake that will drown the whole heathen state of California, so we can get back to using rotary phones like civilized people.
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Re: Caption Contest #24 -
05-29-2019, 03:34 AM
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pray for God to hurry up with the big earthquake that will drown the whole heathen state of California, so we can get back to using rotary phones like civilized people.
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The rotary phone: same interface for a century. Nobody died of boredom.
Meanwhile my "upgrade" from the samsung hotpocket to the samsung five-alarm fire is forcing me to learn everything all over again, it's like upgrading from a 2015 Ford Focus to a 2019 Ford Focus and now the steering wheel is replaced with a joystick or something.
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05-29-2019, 03:18 PM
“.There's a y/t - he knows not what he's on about.”
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Great units, I never got bored using one.
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Re: Caption Contest #24 -
05-29-2019, 03:48 PM
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I've heard of shitting bullets but this is ridiculous!
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Re: Caption Contest #24 -
06-01-2019, 03:05 PM
"The U.S. government has developed a specially designed, secret missile for pinpoint airstrikes that kill terrorist leaders with no explosion"
I stand corrected: it's not a bullet, it's an anvil. In the bizarre futuristic distopia of 2019, they are attacking us with shopping carts like a bunch of manic Black Friday shoppers, and we're dropping anvils like we're Wile E. Coyote.
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Welcome to WW3, where the world dies not with a bang but with a "WTF?"
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Re: Caption Contest #24 -
06-02-2019, 03:08 AM
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"Welcome to WW3, where the world dies not with a bang but with a "WTF?"
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Possibly an Act of God??
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