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Default DesMoines Supports Queer Marriage - 04-03-2009, 02:04 PM

In a case that is certain to piss off Jesus to no end, the Iowa Supreme court has ruled that marriage is no longer between a man and a woman. I guess THIS ruling means you can marry your tractor or your dog or your 6 year old daughter if you want to.

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Iowa Supreme Court upholds Hanson's ruling; marriage no longer limited to one man, one woman

The Iowa Supreme Court this morning unanimously upheld gays’ right to marry.

“The Iowa statute limiting civil marriage to a union between a man and a woman violates the equal protection clause of the Iowa Constitution,” the justices said in a summary of their decision.

The court affirmed a Polk County District Court decision that would allow six gay couples to marry.

The ruling is viewed as a victory for the gay rights movement in Iowa and elsewhere, and a setback for social conservatives who wanted to protect traditional families.

The decision makes Iowa the first Midwestern state, and the fourth nationwide, to allow same-sex marriages. Lawyers for Lambda Legal, a gay rights group that financed the court battle and represented the couples, had hoped to use a court victory to demonstrate acceptance of same-sex marriage in heartland America.

The Iowa Supreme Court’s Web site was deluged with more than 350,000 visitors this morning, in anticipation of the ruling, a Judicial Branch spokesman said this morning.

Steve Davis, a court spokesman, said administrators added extra computer servers to handle the expected increase in Web traffic. But “this is unprecedented,” Davis said.

Richard Socarides, a former senior adviser to President Bill Clinton on gay civil rights, said today’s decision could set the stage for other states. Socarides was was a senior political assistant for Iowa Sen. Tom Harkin in the early 1990s.

“I think it’s significant because Iowa is considered a Midwest sate in the mainstream of American thought,” Socarides said. “Unlike states on the coasts, there’s nothing more American than Iowa. As they say during the presidential caucuses, 'As Iowa goes, so goes the nation.’”

It’s probable that county and state governments in Iowa, as in other states that have passed gay marriage laws, will be given two or three months to put the change in place. That means that such unions won’t begin today, said Justin Uebelhor, director of communications for One Iowa, the state’s largest lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgendered advocacy group.

“Typically, it’s not immediate, and that’s most likely what we’d be looking at in Iowa,” Uebelhor said.


Opponents have long argued that allowing gay marriage would erode the institution. Some Iowa lawmakers, mostly Republicans, attempted last year to launch a constitutional amendment to specifically prohibit same-sex marriage.

Such a change would require approval in consecutive legislative sessions and a public vote, which means a ban would could not be put in place until at least 2012 unless lawmakers take up the issue in the next few weeks.

“If you’ll remember when we proposed the Iowa marriage amendment, the Democrats’ excuse for not taking it up was that it was in the hands of the Iowa Supreme Court,” Senate Republican leader Paul McKinley of Chariton said Friday. “It was implied that should they find against traditional marriage, that the Legislature would handle that. I would certainly hope they’ll keep their promise.”

Until today, Iowa law said marriage could only be between one man and one woman.

The case, Varnum vs. Brien, involves six same-sex Iowa couples who sued Polk County Recorder Timothy Brien in 2005 after his office denied them marriage licenses. Polk County District Judge Robert Hanson sided with the couples last year but then suspended his decision pending a high court ruling.

In Dec. 10 arguments to the high court, Assistant Polk County Attorney Roger Kuhle said Hanson erred in his ruling, which declared the 1998 Iowa Defense of Marriage Act unconstitutional and threw out several expert witnesses that gay marriage opponents had hoped to use at the trial. Hanson ruled that the witnesses did not qualify as experts on issues relevant to the case.

Brien, the Polk County recorder, rejected the marriage license requests because he “has no say in this law,” Kuhle said. “He can no more give these plaintiffs a license than he could give a license to a man and three women,” he added.

Kuhle argued that same-sex marriage could loosen the definition of marriage to include polygamy. Future generations might discard the institution if they come to believe that opposite-sex parents are not necessary, he argued.

A ruling favorable to gay marriage also could hurt children, who are best raised by a mother and father, he said.

“One could easily argue, and we do, that fostering same-sex marriage will harm the institution of marriage as we know it,” Kuhle said. “It’s not going to happen tomorrow. We’re not going to see any changes tomorrow, next week, next year, in our generation. But you’ve got to look to the future.”

Kuhle said state support for same-sex marriage would teach future generations that marriage is no longer about procreation despite thousands of years of history.


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Default Re: DesMoines Supports Queer Marriage - 04-03-2009, 02:07 PM

Let's hope that we can pass an amendment next year to repeal this ruling.


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Default Re: DesMoines Supports Queer Marriage - 04-03-2009, 03:18 PM

That's disgusting! How can liberal activist judges take it upon themselves to grant special privileges and to abolish traditional marriage? I thought that courts were getting away from undoing the people's will and moving toward Godly rulings like D.C. v. Heller, but now I see that they're up to their old tricks.


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Default Re: DesMoines Supports Queer Marriage - 04-03-2009, 03:21 PM

Pastor Zeke,

I hope you are taking this well. I know how many hours you spent on this marriage issue here in Iowa. You were down on your hands and knees with some of this state justices helping them work out this gay thing. I could hear it threw the office doors, "Oh Jesus I am coming!". It was inspiring to this Christian soldier. And this is how our work is repayed?

The Lord must be testing us.



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Default Iowa rules gay marriage ban UNCONSTITUTIONAL! - 04-03-2009, 05:18 PM

It's all over the news! The once GODLY state of Iowa, our home, has SPAT in the face of GOD by ruling that bans on queer marriage are unconstitutional! Of course the lieberal media is having a field day:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/30027685/

Prepare for the homosexual invasion! Gays from all over the country will begin flocking to our once CHRIST-like state to sodomize us, our children and pets! Prepare for a rise in rape, incest, polygamy, and bestiality!

I think the only thing to do at this point is to make Freehold its own country and break our association with Iowa and the GODless United States until a Republican is elected president. Who's with me!?! We can make our own flag and put as many crosses and Bible verses on it as we like!

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Default Re: Iowa rules gay marriage ban UNCONSTITUTIONAL! - 04-03-2009, 05:30 PM

Bob is 100% right! They will be forcing OUR PASTORS to peform sodomite marriages in OUR CHURCH within days! Secession is our only choice! We must IMMEDIATELY declare The Independent State of Freeholdia a sovereign nation!

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They will be forcing OUR PASTORS to peform sodomite marriages in OUR CHURCH within days!
I never even THOUGHT of that!!!

I'm taking matters into my own hands here, folks. I am calling for immediate formation of a special forces unit to protect our church, and especially Pastor Deacon Fred. It's quite possible that the gays are planning on abducting him and torturing him until he agrees to perform gay marriages!

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Default Re: Iowa rules gay marriage ban UNCONSTITUTIONAL! - 04-03-2009, 05:47 PM

I'm on my way Bob! We need to get Bobby-Joe to lock down the town gates. No one gets in OR out without proving their not a queer!




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Now that this assault on traditional marriage has come to this state, I may never be able too look at my wife in the same way again. I may even have to call off my daughter's wedding. Sodomite activists, why must you do this to us?


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Now that this assault on traditional marriage has come to this state, I may never be able too look at my wife in the same way again. I may even have to call off my daughter's wedding. Sodomite activists, why must you do this to us?
You make a serious point Pastor, what is the point of getting married if the church has already been desecrated by gays spitting in the eyes of God by joining in a monogamous union? As God Himself shows with Mary a marriage is between a man and woman.

Sweet Merciful Jesus before this is done guys will be marrying their own mothers. That's all we need is three guys claiming to be one guy hooking up with some guys wife in some secularist madness.



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Default Re: Iowa rules gay marriage ban UNCONSTITUTIONAL! - 04-03-2009, 06:41 PM

Thank the Lord for you Bobby-Joe! I should have known you'd have this under control. I just left Brother Bob's place. We had a quick two-man prayer circle for strength. I feel much more relaxed and centered now.

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Now that this assault on traditional marriage has come to this state, I may never be able too look at my wife in the same way again. I may even have to call off my daughter's wedding. Sodomite activists, why must you do this to us?
I feel so empty right now. It's like my three marriages and subsequent divorces are meaningless now, like they never even happened!


God I hate sodomites!


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Don't worry, brother. The next woman you meet is going to be better than the previous three combined.


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Default Re: Iowa rules gay marriage ban UNCONSTITUTIONAL! - 04-03-2009, 07:22 PM

This is terrible news! You know the queers are dancing in the streets more than usual in Des Moines (aka Sodom on the Prairie)!

I blame Obama. And Clinton-era activist judges. And the climate of liberalism among those fat cat politicians down in Des Moines.

On a completely unrelated and happier note, my son Joshua called me a few minutes ago from California to say that he might actually come to visit Delores and me for the first time in seven or eight years. Poor Joshua has been very busy with his work in the dairy industry at the Milk Institute in San Francisco-- it will be nice that he and a co-worker can take some time off and visit us!!
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Sister Jenny, we might be able to work something out and send a few of our fat boys down to sit on the porch at the Monthly Visitor with shotguns and gasmasks.

I think you ought to establish an all-out ban on flannel shirts and coffee at the Monthly Visitor, to avoid attracting lesbian truckers.



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The Monthly Visitor is outside of town (per Freehold's CC&Rs), and filled to the brim with menstruating women! You KNOW how lesbians lust after their "red wings" . . . The whordes will be storming the front door in no time!
Well Sister, menstruation is a lifestyle choice so you and your guests will have to live with the consequences. Mrs Roberts says she's been able to kick the "M"ing habit so maybe you should talk to her?



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I've heard that those gays will do almost anything to get married – even to the point of cutting off their tallywhackers and becoming transsexuals.

We may have to put a moratorium on all marriages until we can get this sorted out.


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