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Default Jesus set Canada on FIRE because of Justin Trudeau's Bromance with Barack Obama - 05-12-2016, 03:25 AM

Friends, the LORD will Not be Mocked (Galatians 6:7)!

We know God is Love (1 John 4:8), but not that way! Ew! When Sodomites flaunt their lusty ways in public, Jesus Weeps! And when He dries His Holy Tears, He gets ANGRY (Romans 1:18)!




Alberta begins to look, and smell, like the Fires of Hell!





From on high, Jesus is watching Canada burn!





Entire communities, towns, and cities have been evacuated to make way for the wrath of God.





The land being ravished by Christ's Retribution is phenomenal.





Brave men take a rest after fighting fires for 80 hours, misguided sympathies directed away from the needs of Christ.


We may ask ourselves, what can Canada have really done all that bad this time? After all, they introduce their children to sexual depravity from a young age, as seen in this preschool show about Glory Holes, "Nanalan":




So what, we may ask, could they have possibly done to incur the rage of the God of Love when He so patiently tolerated their disgusting antics all this time?

I think the Truth is clear. This time, the head of the country, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, conquered the heart of American President, Barack Obama, and has exposed their Bromance with unrestrained passion and rebellion. In this, they not only defy the Words of the LORD (Leviticus 18:22) but they dare Him to not vomit as He is forced to watch (Hebrews 4:13).



Romantic dinner with Champagne? Has Obama finally thrown off
his beard, Michelle, and embraced his homosexual urges for all the world to see?





Public displays of affection, totally unbecoming, utterly repulsive.





Playing "House," and shopping for babies.





Don't we all?


But whose attention should we really vie for? Leaders? Politicians? Exotic men from dark, mysterious lands?

Or 's?

The answer is clear. The most that would happen following a tiff between Trudeau and Obama is tears, bingewatching romance movies on Netflix, pathetic facebook and twitter updates, copious amounts of Adele music, followed by school lessons on how to grab ankles and eat poo poo. What will happen to those who refuse to put Jesus first? Let's see what the Holy Bible says:
And I will execute great vengeance upon them with furious rebukes; and they shall know that I am the LORD, when I shall lay my vengeance upon them.
Ezekiel 25:17

For, behold, the LORD will come with fire, and with his chariots like a whirlwind, to render his anger with fury, and his rebuke with flames of fire.
Isaiah 66:15

For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness
Romans 1:18

For which things' sake the wrath of God cometh on the children of disobedience
Colossians 3:6
Then Simon Peter answered him,
Lord, to whom shall we go?
thou hast the words of eternal life.
John 6:68


So I ask you, where will YOU go? Into the Arms of Damnation?





Or SALVATION!







For I am jealous over you with godly jealousy:
for I have espoused you to one husband, that I may present [you as] a chaste virgin to Christ.
2 Corinthians 11:2
(no homo)



Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: Jesus set Canada on FIRE because of Justin Trudeau's Bromance with Barack Obama - 05-12-2016, 03:42 AM

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At least 4 more for the Obama Bodycount. I can't wait to hear the jokes on Fox News, they were great at making fun of dead Canadian soldiers after all.


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Jesus Re: Jesus set Canada on FIRE because of Justin Trudeau's Bromance with Barack Obama - 05-12-2016, 04:39 AM

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...the Holy Bible says:
And I will execute great vengeance upon them with furious rebukes; and they shall know that I am the LORD, when I shall lay my vengeance upon them.
Ezekiel 25:17

For, behold, the LORD will come with fire, and with his chariots like a whirlwind, to render his anger with fury, and his rebuke with flames of fire.
Isaiah 66:15

For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness
Romans 1:18

For which things' sake the wrath of God cometh on the children of disobedience
Colossians 3:6
Then Simon Peter answered him,
Lord, to whom shall we go?
thou hast the words of eternal life.
John 6:68


So I ask you, where will YOU go? Into the Arms of Damnation?




This is extremely bad news for sinners but , at the same time, this could be the actual beginning of the End of Times and the beginning of the Beginning of Tribulations. Our Rapture Preparation Committee was already fairly certain that the Realm of the Anti-Christ would be in Canada! This last image proves it beyond any reasonable doubt. The only thing we'll have to make certain is if Mr. Trudeau can ride and if he's got white equine beasts at his disposal!

After some data retrieval it is clear that he can ride a horse:



Revelation 6:2

And I saw, and behold a white horse: and he that sat on him had a bow; and a crown was given unto him: and he went forth conquering, and to conquer.

Here we can see Justin Trudeau in Whitehorse, Canada!



Revelation 6:2
And I saw, and behold a white horse: and he that sat on him had a bow; and a crown was given unto him: and he went forth conquering, and to conquer.

I am not implying anything but is Jesus actually trying to tell us something about this man and his whereabouts? I am only asking.



Yours in Christ,

Elmer


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Default Re: Jesus set Canada on FIRE because of Justin Trudeau's Bromance with Barack Obama - 05-12-2016, 03:39 PM

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This is why women should not have the vote. The G8 looks more like a boy band than a group of world leaders.

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This is why Donald Trump has to sue people who make fun of his tiny hands. He's not weak, insecure and hypersensitive. He has to defend his reputation for good looks, due to the need for female vote.


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Default Re: Jesus set Canada on FIRE because of Justin Trudeau's Bromance with Barack Obama - 05-12-2016, 04:13 PM

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This is why Donald Trump has to sue people who make fun of his tiny hands. He's not weak, insecure and hypersensitive. He has to defend his reputation for good looks, due to the need for female vote.
THIS female voter doesn't mind his tiny hands. I think it makes him look badass, like a T-Rex or some other kind of pre-deluge dragon:




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Default Re: Jesus set Canada on FIRE because of Justin Trudeau's Bromance with Barack Obama - 05-12-2016, 04:40 PM

I always though that Justin Bieber was reason enough to send the Biblical Lake of Fire to Canada.


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Default Re: Jesus set Canada on FIRE because of Justin Trudeau's Bromance with Barack Obama - 05-12-2016, 05:57 PM

I have carefully scrutinized the pictures of this alleged Canadian, Mr. Trudeau, and I have come to the inescapable conclusion that he is actually Reverend Joel Osteen of Houston, Texas, who is clearly leading some kind of double life. He seems to have a wife and children for each of his lives, but he is a heathen in both. He is a false Christian, who seeks only money, he is a false Frenchman and a false Canadian. No wonder he has attracted the anger of the Lord God.


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