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African Rugby (?) World Cup Over: Bestiality Ascendant but Hopefully Nobody Cares - 11-01-2015, 04:23 AM

Rugby is a game of touching and frolicking among men. It is highly suspicious, but instead of being a gateway sin to the homer damnation it is probably something people do after they have already succumbed to this vile practice (Leviticus 18:22). Apparently, the nations practicing this sport gather every four years to have a "World Cup" with teams from the participating countries trying to score (!) a victory by running after an oval "sphere" and getting it past the finish line. This is obviously a discipline filled with oxymortons and a degeneration of football. Rules: uninteresting Foreseen by Jesus? Yes!

Hosea 8:10
Yea, though they have hired among the nations, now will I gather them, and they shall sorrow a little for the burden of the king of princes.



A typical scene from a rugby "game". They call this part of the game "scoring".

This time the "nations" participating included "Georgia" which apparently is supposed to be in Eurasia and not a State, Uruguay (legal drugs), Argentina (Pope's homeland), South Africa (Dutch Hamites), France (!), Canada (!); Scotland and Wales (how come they can compete as they are counties of England?), Namibia (?), Austria and New Zealand (more about this later), Fuji, Tongs and Samoa (??); Ireland (more papists), and the Godly USA probably to report back to Jesus about the whereabouts of these "athletes". Briefly, a mess. Due to this, the only spectators were members of the English Royal Family, including Princes Harry and William and Phillips, who is revered as a God in the obscure Pacific countries of Fuji and Tongs that took part in these "games". Apparently, the venue was Good Ol' England. Again, foreseen by Jesus.

1 Corinthians 2:6
Howbeit we speak wisdom among them that are perfect: yet not the wisdom of this world, nor of the princes of this world, that come to nought:


1 Corinthians 2:8
Which none of the princes of this world knew: for had they known it, they would not have crucified the Lord of glory.


Rules: undecipherable. Scoring: apparently all the players scored during the games. Results: Now it gets interesting. Medals were distributed and, as it turns out, Jesus was not totally idle. In the medal match for bronzed men South Africa beat Argentina by scoring 24 times while the Argentinian papists scored only 13. The images show why! It seems that the cunning South African team's active players were all past the delicate age that would have interested the papist players. Hence, the actual score was Jesus 1 - Pope Frances 0.


You can all see what is going on in the background. The bearded (a winning strategy) players are Dutch South Africaners.

On to the golden match! Expectedly, New Zealand vs. Austria. The New Zealand teams boasts it Hamite backgroud by calling themselves "all blacks". They still refuse to submit and thus they make Jesus upset with every move they make (Genesis 9:22). The moves they make are apparently notorious all over the Earth. They start the game by a dance performance called a Haka.



What is this "Haka"? The New Zealand Hamites claim that it is a warrior danced aimed at intimidating the opponent. However, we can see above that it is actually repeating the positions and movements required for fornication with sheep with some tongue movements that could excite the poor beast (Levitivus 20:15). It is now clear that the aim of the game is to learn the necessary movements of sheepish intercourse at the level of the spinal cord and they have mastered this in New Zealand as they actually won by scoring a staggering 34 times (more than 1 time per player in the match) while the less proficient Austrians had to satisfy themselves with 17 scorings.

Still more interesting: The English prince population, as explained above, is trying to spread these practices into the Northern parts of the Earth. The English triumvirate of Harry, William and Phillips were all there presenting these "players" with awards.



Here we can see them bored and sleepy. Thus, the game does not interest them. There must be ulterior motives to bring this game into Europe and America and the reason has got to do something with sheep. This is not without precedent.

Numbers 22:40
And Balak offered oxen and sheep, and sent to Balaam, and to the princes that were with him.


Fortunately, as always, Jesus is still watching!

Zechariah 13:7
Awake, O sword, against my shepherd, and against the man that is my fellow, saith the LORD of hosts: smite the shepherd, and the sheep shall be scattered: and I will turn mine hand upon the little ones.


Finally, I must admit that at the moment this is all academic. Practically no-one actually follows these games. However, times may change as there is the hidden agenda of actually bringing this obscure but bestial sport into Europe and America from the aboriginal lands where it originated. Are there any attempts, Jesus will surely thwart them immediately but He might still appreciate our help during this process.



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Default Re: Rugby (?) World Cup Over: Bestiality Ascendant but Hopefully Nobody Cares - 11-01-2015, 09:32 AM

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This time the "nations" participating included "Georgia" which apparently is supposed to be in Eurasia and not a State, Uruguay (legal drugs), Argentina (Pope's homeland), South Africa (Dutch Hamites), France (!), Canada (!); Scotland and Wales (how come they can compete as they are counties of England?), Namibia (?), Austria and New Zealand (more about this later), Fuji, Tongs and Samoa (??); Ireland (more papists), and the Godly USA probably to report back to Jesus about the whereabouts of these "athletes".
You are undoubtedly right about the USA's reasons for being there, Brother Professor Dr White, Sir. Why else would they have "scored" fewer times than any other team in the tournament - apart from Uruguay, whose players had taken so much of the drugs that they could barely see home plate, let alone step up to it. The Godly USA players were too busy making notes, that is why!

The scoring method is a mystery not just to me but to absolutely everyone, even my dear husband. Somehow, even though the USA scored a total of 50 points during their 4 games (or "matches", as they call them), because they did not actually win any of those games, they ended up with no points at all in their pool (there was apparently swimming too).

I dare say they weren't even trying though, but rather thinking of 1 Timothy 4:8:
For bodily exercise profiteth little: but godliness is profitable unto all things, having promise of the life that now is, and of that which is to come.

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The bearded (a winning strategy) players are Dutch South Africaners.
I am told that many "rugger buggers" (as they are known in England) have beards, in order to distract attention from their behavior.



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Still more interesting: The English prince population, as explained above, is trying to spread these practices into the Northern parts of the Earth. The English triumvirate of Harry, William and Phillips were all there presenting these "players" with awards.
Now this is frankly a worry. As I expect you already know, as you know most things, Prince Harold will be England's next king. The last time this country had a King Harold, the French invaded. This is why the English sing God Save The Queen, in the hope that she will live until we are Raptured and no longer have to concern ourselves with the French.

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Default Re: Rugby (?) World Cup Over: Bestiality Ascendant but Hopefully Nobody Cares - 06-10-2019, 02:42 PM

Update: there is a new World Cup ahead this year, this time in the Atheist land of Japan, where the Chinks live when they are not invading other countries with their Chink food and Chink towns.

You would think the game has improved, but it has become even more degenerate. This is a picture of last Saturday's game between the Jaguares (Spanish for "kittens") and the Sharks from Africa (they seem fatty, so hunger in Africa must be a con scheme to take money out of working Americans)





I think the photograph is clear enough. Rugby has become a haven for gays, so we must oppose the upcoming World Cup. Luckily enough, there is also a World Cup of basketball so everybody will be watching the sport where Hamites like to jump and hung from tall places.


Take a closer look to the picture and you will see two men and 6 arms and hands. What kind of deformation have this Rugby players gone through? Let me remind you these guys are from Argentina, land of the Pope, where vaccines are mandatory!


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Default Re: Rugby (?) World Cup Over: Bestiality Ascendant but Hopefully Nobody Cares - 06-10-2019, 08:57 PM

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You would think the game has improved, but it has become even more degenerate. This is a picture of last Saturday's game between the Jaguares (Spanish for "kittens")
I assume that rugby was imported into the southern Mexican lands by the Welsh and that the relative lack of ovine "friends-with-benefits" led to the pussies mating with each other? So sad! As to the unconventional number of limbs, this is no surprise to those of us who have met a Welsh person.


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But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
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