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Default Hello Fellow Christians - 02-11-2020, 02:35 AM

Hello Brothers and Sisters,

I’m not sure where to start. This is new for me and I know I’m not worthy to be in your presence. I’m a sinner seeking salvation in Christ’s glory but struggling terribly on that path. I was raised a catholic and lived that unholy life for years. I was an alter boy, attended church weekly, went to a catholic elementary school, and even went to a catholic high school until the school was closed because the parish priest embezzled the money. I always felt I was being lied to and God’s word was being manipulated. But that wasn’t enough for me to see they weren’t True Christians. I continued believing in their false doctrine. I was trapped in their lies but didn’t know it or how to get out.

About a year an a half ago I went to my priest for urgent help. I had an addiction I couldn’t control. Rather than evoking God’s word the priest told me to see a therapist. He sent me to a Dr. I felt he turned his back on me. He betrayed me and didn’t use God’s rule to help me redeem myself of this heathen behavior. It was then I realized I was worshiping a false God. I had no one to turn to, no place to go.

I locked myself away for nearly a week and prayed continuously to Jesus Christ. I never left my room and barely ate. I longed for Jesus. While I was deep in solitude I had an amazing vision of his glory. I knew then what I needed to do to conquer my addiction and repent for my actions. I also knew I could never return to the Catholic Church. I’ve been drifting trying to find True Christians near me but have been less than successful. All seem to have a agenda rather than being true to God’s word.

Because of the vision I had, I’d have to say my favorite verse is Acts 16:31, “And they said, Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ, and thou shalt be saved, and thy house.”

I’m not perfect but trying to follow Christ. I need to be corrected when I deviate or don’t know what I should do. I’m looking for fellowship of other a True Christians to keep me in God’s graces.

Thank you for this opportunity.

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Default Re: Hello Fellow Christians - 02-11-2020, 03:08 AM

Welcome, Christian. If it is the path to salvation you seek, you have come to the right place for guidance. We are Christian here and friendly to all who seek Him.


It is well that you have awakened to the fraud of the whore of Rome. The Romans are not Christians, but idol worshippers who defy the word of God. We have no truck with them here.


What shall we call you? Let us know, that we may add you to our prayers. Do tell us more of your new found relationship with Jesus. We welcome you and your testimony.


God Bless


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Default Re: Hello Fellow Christians - 02-11-2020, 04:22 AM

Thank you Brother Moss,

My name is Cage. I look forward to the firm approach of the fellowship to keep my on God’s path. I believe that’s the only way to walk with Christ and drive out the demons of my addiction.

In my vision, I was sitting naked in a field with my addiction around me. The sun was shining and there was a gentle breeze. The air was warm and comfortable. The temptation to partake of my addiction was overwhelming. My body was in control and I couldn’t stop myself. I was crying and pleading for Christ’s guidance and strength to stop myself, but I kept seeing my hand reaching out for the demon addiction. Suddenly a calm came over me. I felt still and at ease. The urge to give in to the temptation had passed. As I sat there the brightest light appeared before me. Christ was there with two angels of heaven. One angel carried a steel cage and the other a lock. Christ pointed to the addiction and then to the cage. The angel with the lock then locked the cage. Christ then glowed with the brightest of light that it was blinding. I had to shield my eyes. When I was able to open them I was back in my room where I had locked myself away. It was the middle of the night. I quickly realized what had happened and was fortunate to understand what I needed to do to lock up my addition. That morning I followed Christ’s direction and locked my addiction away. It’s not been released since. That will be 18 months on 3/18.

I’m faced daily with the urge to give in to the addiction. Some days I’m strong but others I’m weak and find myself slipping. I pray for strength, but I feel Christ gave me the chance once, and now it’s up to me. If I succeed it will be glorious but if I fail it will be damnation. I don’t know how to stop the urges and thoughts in my head. It’s a constant fight. I’m hoping this fellowship will help me endure.

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Default Re: Hello Fellow Christians - 02-11-2020, 05:23 AM

Might we know the name of this addiction, that we may better counsel you? Drugs? Gambling? Shopping online? Fornication?

Out with it. You'll feel better.


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Default Re: Hello Fellow Christians - 02-11-2020, 09:41 AM

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Might we know the name of this addiction, that we may better counsel you? Drugs? Gambling? Shopping online? Fornication?
I'm going to guess it's Xbox, Brother.


Revelation 21:8

But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
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Default Re: Hello Fellow Christians - 02-11-2020, 10:26 AM

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Might we know the name of this addiction, that we may better counsel you? Drugs? Gambling? Shopping online? Fornication?

Out with it. You'll feel better.
Oh Brother Moss, must I? I’m ashamed of my transgression. I wouldn’t want to offend the good Sisters with the details of my offenses.


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Default Re: Hello Fellow Christians - 02-11-2020, 05:27 PM

To you, I extend a most warm to , Mr. Cage. I can't tell you how pleased we are that you have found our blessed corner of the interwebs. And, I do thank you for giving such a thorough introductory message.

I see that you were raised in the Cathyolick tradition of worshiping statues, eating crackers, guzzling wine, and confessing your sins to a priest. I do hope that you realize, very firmly, that abandoning such practices has been a very wise decision, and it is one that will bring you blessings from the .

Mark 7:7 "Howbeit in vain do they worship me, teaching for doctrines the commandments of men."

Now, then, I trust that you won't mind my mentioning this, but as you were once an altar boy, I do hope that you've repented of any abominable sins that you may have committed with the senior priests. It's not that I'm being nosy -- goodness, no! It's just that the sees all, and you must not pretend that you are innocent if you have committed such atrocious sins. To do so would surely land you in the fiery pit of -- which you so undoubtedly deserve.

Matthew 24:46 "And these shall go away into everlasting punishment: but the righteous into life eternal."

As for your statement about your addiction, I shall leave that to you and the good to sort out, but it is my prayer that you are serious about the help that you need so desperately. is able to deliver you from these sins, if you are willing to truly put first, and to plead the blessed of the Lamb.

Hebrews 9:22 "And almost all things are by the law purged with blood; and without shedding of blood is no remission."

May richly bless you, Dear. We so look forward to more of your glorious testimony.


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Default Re: Hello Fellow Christians - 02-12-2020, 03:50 AM

Thank you for the warm welcome Mrs. White.

I do feel blessed to have found LBC on the interwires. There are many wretched places in all those plugs and outlets on the Wicked Wicked Web. Praise God that LBC is a beacon in that darkness.

I can assure you I no long have a relationship with the cathyolic “spawn of satan” papal palace. My devotion is to the true word, praise God.

Likewise, I can honestly say, when I was an alter boy I never encountered the abominable sins others have. Never had a priest fondled my innocence, pressed their demonic loins against my body, or embraced me in their arms to lure me into satan’s layer. I was spared that torment.

But, alas, I have my own torment... that of my addiction. I lay myself down before God seeking his help to overcome this. I believe the strong, firm brothers of LBC will embrace me and guide me through my torment to God’s salvation. It’s a path I’m up for.

Thank you, again, and I look forward to future discussions.


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Jesus Re: Hello Fellow Christians - 02-12-2020, 06:36 AM

DEVIL WE RENOUNCE YOU IN JESUS NAME AND FATHER GOD WE COMMAND THIS ADDICTION TO NAME ITSELF AND WE SEND IT TO HELL FROM WHENCE IT CAME!

But we need to know what it was.


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DEVIL WE RENOUNCE YOU IN JESUS NAME AND FATHER GOD WE COMMAND THIS ADDICTION TO NAME ITSELF AND WE SEND IT TO HELL FROM WHENCE IT CAME!

But we need to know what it was.
Thank you for the outreach and brotherly love, Brother Larry. As much as it pains me I understand why you and Brother Moss want me to declare my addiction. I pray the good members of LBC don’t turn their backs on me.

My addiction is to masturbation. The demon homerism had taken over me. I flagrantly spilled my seed 5, 6, even 7 times a day for a very long time. I don’t know how it took hold and grabbed me but it did. When I saw the vision of Christ with the angels I understood what I must do. I locked my male part in a steel cage. No longer can I touch, feel, or caress it. God’s loving hands are holding my member in its cage protecting my soul.

For the last 18 months it’s been a continuous struggle. It constantly fights to get out straining the cage. Images and thoughts go through my head luring me to release.

I am content being caged, but how do I fight the urges and thoughts? That is my daily struggle. If being caged the rest of my life is penance for my cathyolic upbringing I accept that.

Masturbation is a sin in the cathyolic church. For years I would go to confession for absolution. I always thought the priests in the confessional were supportive and helping me. I would explain my sin in great detail. They would always be responding with “Ah, yes, yes, keep going, yes” acknowledging what I had done and often call out “Oh God, God” as I finished confessing. They always urged me to come back the following week to confess more, which I did. I went there weekly. While at the time I thought I was doing the right thing, I see now it was just part of the demonic trickery of the cathyolics.

I humbly ask for help.

It there’s a different part of this forum I should discuss this in more detail please direct me. The demon must be purged and I must learn from the strength of the men of LBC how to fight this to be saved. I pray constantly but I think I need to do more, but I don’t know what.


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Default Re: Hello Fellow Christians - 02-12-2020, 02:47 PM

Mr. Cage, I am certain you feel better now that you have admitted your sin and no longer live the lie that you are an average, unafflicted person. Such behavior is normal among the godless, Yankee wretches who inhabit New Jersey, but the important factor in this case is that you have turned from sin and accepted Jesus as your personal savior.


Many in your depraved situation would have turned to strong whiskey or drugs to escape their miserable lives, but you have been fortunate enough to find Jesus. My advice is to try to improve your surroundings. Since you are currently forced to live among unsaved heathens, I believe you should spend your newly reacquired free time witnessing to the unsaved trash around you there in New Jersey. God will see your efforts and be pleased. He may warn you to leave, as He did Lot, once He has had enough of New Jersey and decides to sink it into the Atlantic Ocean.


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Thank you for the warm welcome Mrs. White.

I do feel blessed to have found LBC on the interwires. There are many wretched places in all those plugs and outlets on the Wicked Wicked Web. Praise God that LBC is a beacon in that darkness.

I can assure you I no long have a relationship with the cathyolic “spawn of satan” papal palace. My devotion is to the true word, praise God.

Likewise, I can honestly say, when I was an alter boy I never encountered the abominable sins others have. Never had a priest fondled my innocence, pressed their demonic loins against my body, or embraced me in their arms to lure me into satan’s layer. I was spared that torment.

But, alas, I have my own torment... that of my addiction. I lay myself down before God seeking his help to overcome this. I believe the strong, firm brothers of LBC will embrace me and guide me through my torment to God’s salvation. It’s a path I’m up for.

Thank you, again, and I look forward to future discussions.
Oh, you are most welcome, and you are definitely in my prayers, dear Mr. Caged. I rejoice knowing that you have departed from that less Cathyolick church. Why, it's nothing more than a dog and pony show in those places -- a trick of the devil to distract lost souls from the true Gospel. You are much better off associating with the servants of the here, at .

Now, I am truly sorry to learn of your addiction, which you've specified in great detail. As this is a very delicate situation that is best handled by our menfolk, I shall not comment further, except to say that I know that has the victory that you so desperately need, Dear.

I Corinthians 15:57 "But thanks be to God, which giveth us the victory through our Lord Jesus Christ."

May richly bless and comfort you at this time of great toil and strife.

Psalm 23:4 "Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me."


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Jesus Re: Hello Fellow Christians - 02-13-2020, 03:27 AM

Brother

As my dear sweet Great Granny will attest you have come to the right place. I would love to work with you one on one to help you but as unsaved trash I simply cannot do so. You see the Lord has cleansed me so completely that you are below my status. Ask anyone. We have a pecking order here the pastors have ordained to protect us and our rights.

One thing I can do is advise you. First free yourself of that horrid cage. To use it is to deny that God can deliver you! Now surround yourself with angels. How? Pray for them to be there and they will! It’s so simple.

Next begin reading the entire King James Bible, cover to cover. Ask the pastors here if you should come across anything that you do not understand. I doubt you will because the Bible was written by God and why would He confuse You? He wouldn’t!

The scriptures flow from the tongue. There is nothing but wisdom in those pages. No contradictions, no difficult concepts. Just God’s love letter to us all You will find as you read that you have been set free from sin by believing in Jesus Christ and His Word. You see, I too was a papist. I too sought comfort in the sins of the flesh. I am now set free oh Glory by my sweet King of Kings. I no longer need to find respite in anything but Him.

I spend days and many nights with men just like you. I am telling you God sent you here and He will not leave you untouched. He has begun a work in you and will finish it. Trust Him. Trust me. It is all going to be fabulous.


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Default Re: Hello Fellow Christians - 02-13-2020, 05:18 AM

Thank you Mrs. White for your blessing. I look forward to the ministry from the menfolk.

Brother Larry, I can only hope that this unsaved trash can achieve the cleanliness that you have. I pray for the day when you can embrace me in your ministry one on one. We abut each other living in un-Godly states. Yet, you’ve overcome that tyranny of heathens. You are my inspiration. My heart is open to our Lord God.


Yours in Christ,

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Default Re: Hello Fellow Christians - 02-14-2020, 10:19 PM

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As my dear sweet Great Granny will attest you have come to the right place. I would love to work with you one on one to help you but as unsaved trash I simply cannot do so. You see the Lord has cleansed me so completely that you are below my status. Ask anyone. We have a pecking order here the pastors have ordained to protect us and our rights. One thing I can do is advise you.
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Thank you Mrs. White for your blessing. I look forward to the ministry from the menfolk.
Dear Mr. Caged: You are more than welcome, Dear. It is my pleasure to share the Word of the living , as found within the blessed pages of the , with you. I must mention to you that I raised your name in prayer at the recent Wednesday Afternoon McGill Street Ladies' Bible Study, Prayer Meeting & Tea Social (held this week at my home, where we enjoyed some of my prize-winning Victoria Sponge -- do feel free to ask for the recipe, if you're so inclined.) I did not divulge particulars of your personal situation, except to stress to the ladies that "a certain young man" needs to have prayers placed before the Throne of Heaven, and that the matter is urgent. Sister Margaret-Rose did become a bit inquisitive, but I stressed that the issue is "between the young man and the ", and never was a detail revealed.

Now, then, I see that you've met my charming, adorable Great-Grandbaby, Brother Larry. My, he has such a wondrous testimony and a very powerful ministry, you know -- constantly leading many young men to their knees in repentance and in servitude unto the . You would do well to listen to his wise words of advice, young man!

II Timothy 1:7 "For hath not given us the spirit of fear; but of power, and of love, and of a sound mind."

May bless and keep you, in these troubled times.


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Default Re: Hello Fellow Christians - 02-14-2020, 11:29 PM

Thank you again, Mrs White. The prayers and blessings are truly appreciated.


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Default Re: Hello Fellow Christians - 02-21-2020, 07:46 AM

I Timothy 2:5 › › There is one God, and one mediator between God and men, the man Christ Jesus
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Default Re: Hello Fellow Christians - 03-16-2020, 08:00 AM

Slayer and Venom are very good christian bands
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Default Re: Hello Fellow Christians - 03-16-2020, 11:22 AM

Indeed. Who needs to see logos of ho-hum rock bands? I prefer scat music myself.
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