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Default Re: Pope wants to baptise aliens - 05-16-2014, 02:59 AM

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Default Re: Pope wants to baptise aliens - 05-16-2014, 03:08 AM

As a Catholic myself, I do not endorse this man. I like my pope to burn and torture God haters.
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Default Re: Pope wants to baptise aliens - 05-16-2014, 05:10 AM

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The current pope is obviously not the first one to show interest in demonic "aliens". It is quite feasible that the constant sodomization (Leviticus 18:22) of underage males leads to 1) entrance of Satan via the orifice intended for exit only, and 2) the subsequent possession that changes children into these "aliens".

We know that Hitler was in good terms with the pope:


And we also know that he had close connections to these "aliens":


Thus, it is absolutely no surprise that the current pope is trying 3) to mislead the public into "believing in aliens" (no way the minuscule "planets" or "stars" could host actual living entities). He is 4) hiding something sinister (as always). I think that 5) the Cat Licks must have been the actual driving force that led to the situations depicted in these pictures.

Most disturbing. Time you allocate some hours on prayer and contemplation on this. Thanks again, Sister Mrs. Attila, for these precious data.

Ephesians 5:12 For it is a shame even to speak of those things which are done of them in secret.

I hope to see more and more of Cat Licks led into this True Christian™ Forum by JESUS. I'm doing some serious praying on that.

Praise GOD.

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Default Re: Pope wants to baptise aliens - 05-16-2014, 05:17 AM

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Those are real pictures. How do explain the advacnce technology of Nazi Germany?
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Default Re: Pope wants to baptise aliens - 05-16-2014, 06:21 AM

I'd really like to meet the Pope.
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Default Re: Pope wants to baptise aliens - 05-16-2014, 08:05 AM

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Well let's see... if there are other life forms in the Universe than SURELY they are also children of God and as such would be welcome into the Church HE built on The Rock of Saint Peter!

Are you Baptwits suggesting that God's children are not to be blessed if they accept Jesus as their personal saviour?

As always, the Church, and its brilliant new Pontiff, are seeing the bigger picture with the usual eye for science and the possibilities it brings mankind.




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It's always amusing to hear the latest three fisted cathylick science fiction tales coming from the Vatican. Sometimes I'm convinced that the original "Peter" principle was invented by the cathylicks - certainly history is testament to the fact that by the time you work your way up to the title of "pope" you have reached the ultimate level of incompetence. In this case it looks like the pope has been reading some mormon propaganda - aliens and planets flights of fancy.

Let's assume for the moment that there is some other corner of God's creation where some sort of "alien" creatures exist (although there is no basis for this anywhere in the King James Bible). It could possibly be that these "alien" inhabitants successfully passed the forbidden fruit test and things are going quite well there. There would be no need for any baptism, salvation, and for the Son of God to visit there and be crucified.

Most importantly, these imaginary aliens would certainly have no use for a pope - domestic, foreign, or "alien".


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Default Re: Pope wants to baptise aliens - 05-16-2014, 09:40 PM

I'm not so sure that baptizing space aliens, were we to find any, would be such a bad idea. After all, Jesus instructed us in Mark 16:15, "Go ye into all the world, and preach the gospel to every creature." Besides, we baptise women, and we're not entirely sure that they have souls. Of course, one needs a Christian baptism, not a Catholic baptism, to be saved.

The other advantage of baptising them is that they may melt when exposed to water, which would saving us the trouble of having to fight them over there so we don't have to fight them at home.

BTW, if we do come across space aliens, we need to be careful not to let the liberals legalize human-alien marriage.


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Default Re: Pope wants to baptise aliens - 05-17-2014, 12:02 AM

Genesis 1:14-18 explains it all really
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14 And God said, Let there be lights in the firmament of the heaven to divide the day from the night; and let them be for signs, and for seasons, and for days, and years:
15 And let them be for lights in the firmament of the heaven to give light upon the earth: and it was so.
16 And God made two great lights; the greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the night: he made the stars also.
17 And God set them in the firmament of the heaven to give light upon the earth,

18 And to rule over the day and over the night, and to divide the light from the darkness: and God saw that it was good.
The stars were not made for creatures to live on. They are but lights in the sky.





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