[Elijah Mee, PhD]

is their practice of burning crosses.

Now, I don't understand the practice or its origins but I don't approve of it. As a True Christian™, I disapprove of most things I don't understand.

On the whole, Klansmen appear to be decent Christian folk but their desire to seemingly torch Baby Jesus is quite disconcerting. Burning stuff is something I'd typically associate with witches and wiccans.

For this reason, I have decided to decline an invitation to attend a meeting of the Loyal White Knights of the Ku Klux Klan next week.

I have no prior experience with the KKK. There's no chance of these gentlemen responding violently to my rejection, right?