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Lightbulb Women in politics: selected quotations - 10-07-2010, 09:24 PM

"Did you hear the one about the woman who is attacked on the street by a gorilla, beaten senseless, raped repeatedly, and left to die? When she finally regains consciousness and tries to speak, her doctor leans over to hear her sigh contently and to feebly ask, 'Where is that marvelous ape?'" ~ John McCain

"I think she's hot .... She's tiny, she's short. She's got a banging little body on her. Facial-wise, I give her about a seven. Body-wise, I give her about an eight-and-a-half. Tight, little butt. I endorse Karyn Polito." ~ Bill Cooksey (WRKO)

"I think I'm going to send Sotomayor, and her club, a bunch of vacuum cleaners to help them clean up after their meetings." ~ Rush Limbaugh about Sonia Sotomayor

"Let's hope that the key conferences aren't when she's menstruating or something, or just before she's going to menstruate. That would really be bad. Lord knows what we would get then." ~ Gordon Liddy about Sonia Sotomayor

"Sam, I want to ask a question all the men in this room have been dying to ask you: Just what are your measurements?" ~ Meeting chairman to Congressional candidate Siobhan "Sam" Bennett during her first stump speech

"This violates the very basic laws of nature: hot women do not have affairs with ugly guys unless those guys are rich." ~ Erick Erickson (Red State blogger) about South Carolina Governor candidate Nikki Haley

"Iron my shirt!" ~ Audience member to Hillary Clinton during campaign event

"She put on rouge and lipstick for the formal White House announcement of her nomination, but mostly she embraced dowdy as a mark of brainpower." ~ Robin Givhan (The Washington Post) about Elena Kagan

"Blacker, who is gay, wanted to show his partner how tight her [Condoleezza Rice's] behind is; he postulated that if he aimed a quarter at her butt, it would bounce off like a rocket. He was right. Rice, who was dancing, didn't realize what he had done until everyone began laughing hysterically. She was flattered -- and proud." ~ Glenn Kessler (The Washington Post) about Condoleezza Rice (and Coit Blacker)

"When Barack Obama speaks, men hear, 'Take off for the future.' And when Hillary Clinton speaks, men hear, 'Take out the garbage.' " ~ Marc Rudov

"We're with a high class prostitute. That's what we're with .... You're not sittin' there in a back alley and sayin' hey what do you say, five bucks? No, no, no this comes to your Four Seasons hotel room and does it right. There's nobody that's going to look at her and say oh my gosh you're with a whore ..." ~ Glenn Beck about Sen. Mary Landrieu

"What's the difference between selling out your party's values and the oldest profession?" ~ Republican Senate candidate Joe Miller about Sen. Lisa Murkowski

"Take home point for the moms in the audience:how likely is it that a hot woman would want to have an 'inappropriate physical relationship' with this guy when, according to his timeline, she would have had very small children at the time and more likely than not wanted sleep above all other things?" ~ Erick Ericson (Red State blogger) about South Carolina Governor candidate Nikki Haley

"That may be folks, that may be, the most expensive prostitute in the history of prostitution, and she's bragging about it. Mary Landrieu bragging about a $300 million payoff from Dingy Harry to get her vote on this healthcare scam on Saturday night." ~ Rush Limbaugh

"How do we beat the bitch?" A John McCain supporter about Hillary Clinton (McCain replied by laughing)

"For anyone watching around the country, [my daughters] are both available." ~ Sen. Scott Brown, during his victory speech

"Will Americans want to watch a woman get older before their eyes on a daily basis? And that woman, by the way, is not going to want to look like she's getting older because it'll impact poll numbers, it'll impact perceptions." ~ Rush Limbaugh about Hillary Clinton

"Does Chick Mate Spell Check Mate for McCain?" ~ Headline in WorldDailyNet.com announcing that Sarah Palin had been picked as candidate for VP

"Will Women Pols Clean House?" ~ Headline in Newsday during the campaign of 1992

"In one political campaign of '92, the race between two prominent women [Elizabeth Holtzman and Geraldine Ferraro] could be called the cat fight of the New York corral." ~ Suzanne Fields (Washington Times)

"Another Angry Woman Wins Senate Nomination." ~ Headline in The New York Times during the campaign of 1992

"The reason she's a U.S. senator, the reason she's a candidate for president, the reason she may be a front-runner is her husband messed around." ~ Chris Matthews about Hillary Clinton

"When she reacts the way she reacts to [Sen. Barack] Obama with just the look, the look toward him, looking like everyone's first wife standing outside a probate court," ~ Mike Barnicle (MSNBC) about Hillary Clinton

"I have often said, when she comes on television, I involuntarily cross my legs." ~ Tucker Carlson about Hillary Clinton

"Good heavens! I'm sorry I just looked up at Madeleine Albright and she's ... No, normally it burns our eyes out ... and look at the neck skin on her ... does she kind of look like a turkey? .... Look at her eyes and her nose. She looks like a turkey." ~ Glenn Beck

"Outraged Liberals: Stop Picking on Obama's Baby Mama" ~ Caption on FOX News

"There was cleavage on display Wednesday afternoon on C-SPAN2. It belonged to Sen. Hillary Clinton .... There wasn't an unseemly amount of cleavage showing, but there it was. Undeniable ... To display cleavage in a setting that does not involve cocktails and hors d'oeuvres is a provocation." ~ Robin Givhan (The Washington Post)

"We want to have her over for dinner. I trust her. I want her watching my kids. I want her laying next to me in bed. That's the way people vote." ~ Donny Deutsch about Sarah Palin

"What could have John Edwards' motivations been to have the affair with Rielle Hunter, given his wife is smarter than he is and probably nagging him a lot about doing this, and he found somebody that did something with her mouth other than talk." ~ Rush Limbaugh

I forgot, one last quote, which I'm paraphrasing:

"I'm going to castrate men, kill babies, put the nanny state in charge of everything, and then hand over power to Al Queda" - every female politician (D-UnAmerica)

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Default Re: Women in politics: selected quotations - 10-07-2010, 09:44 PM

So basically you're saying that political parties run women because liebral men want to bed them? Instead of actually thinking about policies, they are too busy letting their "little head" mark the X (or push the button, or whatever).

Nice, just nice.

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