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Smile Wife rating scale: how does YOUR wife stack up? - 02-18-2011, 10:46 PM





My first 4 wives all scored 70+ before they got too old, though the filipina only scored around 50, and that worthless Russian loses her 40 points for running away.


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Default Re: Wife rating scale: how does YOUR wife stack up? - 02-18-2011, 11:17 PM

Hmm, that puts things into perspective. 20 demerits and 1 merit point so she scores -19.

In her defense though, she's an Eskimo.
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Default Re: Wife rating scale: how does YOUR wife stack up? - 02-18-2011, 11:36 PM

This is what I got for all my wives...
Wife #1: 24
Wife #2: 37
Wife #3: 31
Wife #4: 15
Wife #5: 9

Now you can see why I go through so many of them.



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Default Re: Wife rating scale: how does YOUR wife stack up? - 02-19-2011, 01:59 AM

Dear Friends,

My ex-wife, may she burn in Hell, gets a negative score with this excellent rating system. If only I would have known before she seduced me into marrying her. "The wicked shall be turned into hell, and all the nations that forget God." (Psalm 9:17)

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Default Re: Wife rating scale: how does YOUR wife stack up? - 02-19-2011, 04:13 AM

Maybe you should stop rating your wives with some out-dated chart and start loving them 'as Christ loved the Church' (Ephesians 5:25).
You might find yourselves forging much more healthy, loving relationships!
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Default Re: Wife rating scale: how does YOUR wife stack up? - 02-19-2011, 04:47 AM

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Maybe you should stop rating your wives with some out-dated chart and start loving them 'as Christ loved the Church' (Ephesians 5:25).
You might find yourselves forging much more healthy, loving relationships!
Why is this always about us men? The world doesn't revolve around us. Women need to do their part in a successful, Christian relationship. A TRUE Christian woman KNOWS her husband loves her.



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Default Re: Wife rating scale: how does YOUR wife stack up? - 02-19-2011, 06:09 AM

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Maybe you should stop rating your wives with some out-dated chart and start loving them 'as Christ loved the Church' (Ephesians 5:25).
You might find yourselves forging much more healthy, loving relationships!
Who are you to be handing out advice? You sound like a harpy.

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Default Re: Wife rating scale: how does YOUR wife stack up? - 02-19-2011, 04:24 PM

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Why is this always about us men? The world doesn't revolve around us. Women need to do their part in a successful, Christian relationship. A TRUE Christian woman KNOWS her husband loves her.
Of course it's not just about men, a Godly relationship means mutual love and on both sides, it's not just one gender's responsibility.
However, you seem to have skipped over the fact that in the passage I gave you, it does explicitly say that men should love thier wives as Christ loved the Church: the ultimate love. Why this certainly isn't just about men, 'rating' your wives is barely showing the ultimate, unconditional love of Christ.
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Default Re: Wife rating scale: how does YOUR wife stack up? - 02-22-2011, 04:26 AM

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Default Re: Wife rating scale: how does YOUR wife stack up? - 02-22-2011, 04:42 AM

Liz got a high score, but there's room for improvement. I think it's time for a little "chat" about a few subjects.


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Default Re: Wife rating scale: how does YOUR wife stack up? - 02-22-2011, 05:30 AM

My wife scored very high, although she does not give me manicures or does my hair, we live off the land and have no need for silly things like manicures. we have 6 children. My wife is of natural beauty like females were in the time of jesus. None of this "wavy hair" business. It is always washed with natural soaps and neatly combed.


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My wife scored very high, although she does not give me manicures or does my hair, we live off the land and have no need for silly things like manicures. we have 6 children. My wife is of natural beauty like females were in the time of jesus. None of this "wavy hair" business. It is always washed with natural soaps and neatly combed.
Only 6 children? why do you tolerate your wife's laziness?
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Only 6 children? why do you tolerate your wife's laziness?
6 children indeed, my wife has had 12. She is now infertile and as barren as the desert sand. I am still struggling with the idea of why I keep her around.
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Default Re: Wife rating scale: how does YOUR wife stack up? - 02-24-2011, 12:45 AM

If your wife doesn't have a perfect score you should really warm up that beatin arm...
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