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Re: My chastity belt is chafing! -
01-19-2007, 10:36 PM
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Well said, B-J!
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Ah! Brother Bobby Joe and Brother knees!!
Whilst I have both of you here at the same time, I came across this "Contraption" whilst looking through my latest Chastity For Jesus© magazine.
I'm a little confused as to It's use!
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Re: My chastity belt is chafing! -
01-19-2007, 10:40 PM
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Ah! Brother Bobby Joe and Brother knees!!
Whilst I have both of you here at the same time, I came across this "Contraption" whilst looking through my latest Chastity For Jesus© magazine.
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I'm a little confused as to It's use!
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I have no clue. If it were a thimble, Temperance could explain it.
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Re: My chastity belt is chafing! -
01-19-2007, 10:51 PM
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Ah! Brother Bobby Joe and Brother knees!!
Whilst I have both of you here at the same time, I came across this "Contraption" whilst looking through my latest Chastity For Jesus© magazine.
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I'm a little confused as to It's use!
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As am I. Is sick-ular society so depraved that pouring spouts now have to be locked to the tops of bottles, lest the hellbound trash steal them?
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Re: My chastity belt is chafing! -
01-19-2007, 10:53 PM
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As am I. Is sick-ular society so depraved that pouring spouts now have to be locked to the tops of bottles, lest the hellbound trash steal them?
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I am assured It's a Christian Contraption Brother.
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being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Re: My chastity belt is chafing! -
01-19-2007, 11:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Sister Talitha
I am assured It's a Christian Contraption Brother.
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Sister, I believe that's a device used by the Cathoholic Church in an attempt to rein in some of their more profligate pederast priests, in response to many community complaints.
It's designed to restrain the male anatomy to prevent the sodomizing of altar boys. Father Mo could probably tell us more about its use.
I'm not sure what such a device is doing in a Christian catalog, unless it's for educational purposes?
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Re: My chastity belt is chafing! -
01-19-2007, 11:09 PM
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Originally Posted by OnYourKnees
Sister, I believe that's a device used by the Cathoholic Church in an attempt to rein in some of their more profligate pederast priests, in response to many community complaints.
It's designed to restrain the male anatomy to prevent the sodomizing of altar boys. Father Mo could probably tell us more about its use.
I'm not sure what such a device is doing in a Christian catalog, unless it's for educational purposes?
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Thank you so much Brother Knees.
It's disgusting that something should be needed to stop Catlick Priestophiles putting Choo-Choo's in small Boys Butts.
However, we all know It's a part of their way of life.
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HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Re: My chastity belt is chafing! -
01-19-2007, 11:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Sister Talitha
Ah! Brother Bobby Joe and Brother knees!!
Whilst I have both of you here at the same time, I came across this "Contraption" whilst looking through my latest Chastity For Jesus© magazine.
I'm a little confused as to It's use!
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Wasn't that what the Freehold County Corner decided Jesus used to call your late husband home Sister Talitha?
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Re: My chastity belt is chafing! -
01-20-2007, 02:49 AM
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Originally Posted by Sister Mary Maria
Here is the belt I currently wear. I'm sorry I don't have a photo of me in it, but perhaps I could ask one of the Pastors' wives to take a picture that I can pass along privately.
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Bwahahaha!! I have a similar 'chastity belt', my husband and I both like it, especially the taking it off part......I wear it and play the shy damsel and he.....well, you get the idea
But that's no chastity belt!!! Bwahahaha!
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Re: My chastity belt is chafing! -
01-20-2007, 04:39 AM
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Originally Posted by Sister Mary Maria
If there are any other unwed Sisters here who could help, or any married Sisters whose husbands have commanded them to wear one, I'm having a problem with my chastity belt. I've been finding when I do a lot of activity (cleaning and cooking for the unwed men of the flock is a never ending task), it starts to chafe. Would talcum powder work best, or should I go with a petroleum jelly?
The talc would be less shameful to buy, but I've noticed a few of the Brothers and Pastors keep a fair supply of petroleum jelly on hand which they must have to give the unwed women for this very problem.
Any advice would be greatly appreciated!
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Hello Sister M&M.......
Hmmmm...my..my..love...you DO seem to have a PROBLEM don't you? Forget the Talc, love, as it doesn't work. When ROCKY made me wear such an EVIL and VILE belt for a short period of time I used the Petro Jelly. It got kind of slimmy, love, but OH THE FEELING!! LoL......
My advise? GREASE IT UP SISTER!!!
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PS--I reallyyy hope this advise helps you, love. Now IF you want to talk CORSETS...well, frankly....love...I'm an EXPERT!!
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Re: My chastity belt is chafing! -
01-20-2007, 05:02 AM
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Hello Sister M&M.......
<BORING RANT ABOUT GREASE>
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Re: My chastity belt is chafing! -
01-20-2007, 11:09 AM
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Originally Posted by Sister Mary Maria
Here is the belt I currently wear. I'm sorry I don't have a photo of me in it, but perhaps I could ask one of the Pastors' wives to take a picture that I can pass along privately.
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I see your problem. Either the leather/rubber inside is drying out, or the metal itself is oxydizing from your sweat. I'd imagine it's a combination of both. My advice would be to buy several of these devices. You may also look into a model that is slightly smaller, and conforms to your curves better. That will reduce the friction of constant movement while you're performing your womanly duties of cooking and cleaning, etc.
There is also a new type of kevlar/mylar that is almost as hard as steel, and is more flexible. I'll try to find some examples for you
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Re: My chastity belt is chafing! -
01-20-2007, 12:43 PM
Her problem is that she is whining. She has no Godly Man to lead her and instruct her properly, so she has nothing better to do with her time than complain. Its a female trait. Its why they need to see the back of their Man's hand on a regular basis. That, plus be isolated when they start bleeding from their genitals.
Leviticus 15:19 And if a woman have an issue, and her issue in her flesh be blood, she shall be put apart seven days: and whosoever toucheth her shall be unclean until the even.
15:20 And every thing that she lieth upon in her separation shall be unclean: every thing also that she sitteth upon shall be unclean.
15:21 And whosoever toucheth her bed shall wash his clothes, and bathe himself in water, and be unclean until the even.
15:22 And whosoever toucheth any thing that she sat upon shall wash his clothes, and bathe himself in water, and be unclean until the even.
15:23 And if it be on her bed, or on any thing whereon she sitteth, when he toucheth it, he shall be unclean until the even.
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Re: My chastity belt is chafing! -
01-20-2007, 06:26 PM
It is my womanly shame.
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Re: My chastity belt is chafing! -
01-21-2007, 01:46 PM
Pastor Zeke is right! This woman is whining! Women should consider themselves lucky to be guided by a True Christian man and they should do whatever he tells them to do. If they don't then they do need to be backhanded and maybe even taken to the woodshed and spanked!
True Christian men have a REASON for putting their women in chastity belts. Women should be happy and joyful about having to wear them and they SHOULD NOT be complaining about it being uncomfortable or chafing!! Women are incapable of controlling themselves sexually and this is one reason why True Christian men have their wives wear chastity belts. Otherwise, those women harlots would be opening up to anything and everything that comes along!
BE JOYFUL Sister Mary Maria and STOP whining! Consider it a PRIVILEGE to wear a chastity belt even if it's chafing. Thank God Almighty that some True Christian man saw fit to PROTECT you from the sexual predators in the male world and, at the same time, protect you against your OWN INNATE female tendency towards HARLOTRY!!
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Re: My chastity belt is chafing! -
01-21-2007, 04:32 PM
Once again you are the voice of reason and sober thinking, Brother Love. I have doubled my tithe this week, and will be spending extra time praying for forgiveness.
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Re: My chastity belt is chafing! -
01-22-2007, 02:53 AM
what should i do...i had sex? will i be punished can i ever be forgiven?
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Re: My chastity belt is chafing! -
01-22-2007, 02:57 AM
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what should i do...i had sex? will i be punished can i ever be forgiven?
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There, there. I'm sure your inflatable doll will forgive you in no time.
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Re: My chastity belt is chafing! -
01-22-2007, 02:59 AM
oh good, i was afraid id have to donate all my money to the chruch for God to forgive me!
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Re: My chastity belt is chafing! -
01-22-2007, 03:01 AM
It's all rather simple, friend...
REPENT SINNER !!
And stop being a HARLOT or whatever you are. And, get rid of that blow up sex doll, perv!!
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Re: My chastity belt is chafing! -
01-22-2007, 03:03 AM
i don't like to waste things maybe i'll donate it to the church!
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