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The truth, brother - that the papists will do anything they can do undermine Jesus, including painting pictures of Him as an effeminate hippy!


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Default Re: Women should NOT wear pants! - 02-26-2010, 12:48 AM

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See if my cousin remembers anything. He reckons he's a pagan. Paints himself blue and re-enacts historic battles against imaginary Romans and so on.
I've never heard of anything like this. Do these people have some obsession with smurfs or something?

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What is the difference between satan and horned hunter?
The Horned Hunter is the male counterpart of the Moon Goddess. Satan is the main hero in a real book called "the Bible," where he attempts to thwart the evil plans of the merciless dark lord. Another difference that Satan doesn't exist.

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God knows everything so he knew this would happen in advance. He just wanted to teach Adam a lesson, the lesson that women can not be trusted.
Instead of teaching Adam this lesson, wouldn't he have done better just creating the woman differently? Even I can think of this, and I'm just a mortal. What's yahweh's problem?

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The truth, brother - that the papists will do anything they can do undermine Jesus, including painting pictures of Him as an effeminate hippy!
I can only agree with that. Nowhere do these pictures even allude to the monstrous teachings of this guy. Typical christian hypocrisy.


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Cool Re: Women should NOT wear pants! - 03-01-2010, 03:46 PM

Miss Cassandra, this is what you're conversing with. Surprisingly it's quite accurate. Most Christians are like this. Crazy. Funny how the believe Wiccans to be satanic, when theyre the loonies. I'm also wondering why they have such a bad view of Satanists. I know a couple of Philosophical Satanists, and they're some of the most kind, peaceful and open minded people i know.

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Default Re: Women should NOT wear pants! - 03-01-2010, 04:52 PM

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I've never heard of anything like this. Do these people have some obsession with smurfs or something?


No, Miss Cassandra, they're emulating the ancient pagan Pictish warriors who inhabited Scotland in ancient times under a number of Tribal names. They would go into battle naked and cover themselves in blue or whitish blue paint. Apparently to scare their enemies.

The Romans built a wall across Britannia to keep the filthy perverts out once they'd managed to stop laughing at them.
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Default Re: Women should NOT wear pants! - 03-01-2010, 07:21 PM

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Miss Cassandra, this is what you're conversing with. Surprisingly it's quite accurate. Most Christians are like this. Crazy. Funny how the believe Wiccans to be satanic, when theyre the loonies. I'm also wondering why they have such a bad view of Satanists. I know a couple of Philosophical Satanists, and they're some of the most kind, peaceful and open minded people i know.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3mDLsyn6ns
Wow, that vid gave me a deja vu. Until the 18th year of my life, all people I knew were like that. Let me warn you; if you come to Freehold, these people will treat you like this woman would. They say: "unsaved unwelcome," and they mean it.
I don't really approve of satanism, as it combines the Left Hand Path with christian silliness, which I both oppose. However, in general they are way more open-minded and tolerant than christians are.


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Smile Re: Women should NOT wear pants! - 03-02-2010, 11:40 AM

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Wow, that vid gave me a deja vu. Until the 18th year of my life, all people I knew were like that. Let me warn you; if you come to Freehold, these people will treat you like this woman would. They say: "unsaved unwelcome," and they mean it.
I don't really approve of satanism, as it combines the Left Hand Path with christian silliness, which I both oppose. However, in general they are way more open-minded and tolerant than christians are.
I'll manage.. hopefully things will change when Al King is mayor.
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Default Re: Women should NOT wear pants! - 03-02-2010, 11:44 AM

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That is never going to happen!


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You're in for a big surprise, sir.
Actually, you are the one in for the surprise, demon.


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Default Re: Women should NOT wear pants! - 03-02-2010, 08:31 PM

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Miss Cassandra, this is what you're conversing with. Surprisingly it's quite accurate. Most Christians are like this. Crazy. Funny how the believe Wiccans to be satanic, when theyre the loonies. I'm also wondering why they have such a bad view of Satanists. I know a couple of Philosophical Satanists, and they're some of the most kind, peaceful and open minded people i know.


PRAISE GOD for women who can't be fooled by Satan! I am in awe of her conviction and wonder if she has considered serving on a mission to save souls?

I do think that a woman of GOD should visit the dentist anually. Just saying.

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PRAISE GOD for women who can't be fooled by Satan! I am in awe of her conviction and wonder if she has considered serving on a mission to save souls?

I do think that a woman of GOD should visit the dentist anually. Just saying.
She's a lunatic! One can clearly see she's so close minded that she reacts that way to anything that to anything that isnt within her own little modified reality. Or are you too blinded by your own faith to see that? On the other hand, i'm sure most of you would get along tremendously with her.
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Default Re: Women should NOT wear pants! - 03-03-2010, 01:46 AM

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PRAISE GOD for women who can't be fooled by Satan! I am in awe of her conviction and wonder if she has considered serving on a mission to save souls?

I do think that a woman of GOD should visit the dentist anually. Just saying.
This woman is a terrible false Christian. Watch the whole episode here:



She is in control of the whole house and bosses her husband around.


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For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body.
Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.
(Ephesians 5:22-24)

Clearly, she is not following every commandment of the 1611 KJV Bible. This goes against the following passage:

But he answered and said, It is written, Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God. (Matthew 4:4)

I, for one, was absolutely disgusted by her disdain for Biblical rulings. For shame.
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Default Re: Women should NOT wear pants! - 03-05-2010, 03:28 AM

Women have the right to wear whatever they want. So do men. If they wish to wear skirts or dresses, then so be it.

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Women such as this are NOT Godly. She shows absolutely none of the traits of a Godly woman as listed in Prov. 31. Furthermore, her hair is appaulling 1 Corinthians 11:15, not to mention her behavior 1 Peter 3:3-5. Satan loves to make people think that she is a "real" Christian.
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Women such as this are NOT Godly. She shows absolutely none of the traits of a Godly woman as listed in Prov. 31. Furthermore, her hair is appaulling 1 Corinthians 11:15, not to mention her behavior 1 Peter 3:3-5. Satan loves to make people think that she is a "real" Christian.
Well, her behaviour is exactly like that of Sister Talitha, for example, when confronted with "dark stuff." The difference being that Talitha pulls out her gun and starts shooting at everything.


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Default Re: Women should NOT wear pants! - 03-05-2010, 10:15 PM

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It never was abandoned. Ancient European pagan religions went into hiding when their age of spiritual enlightenment was ended by the Dark Ages of Christianity that followed.
If the demons you worship are so powerful, how come they didn't force us into hiding instead?


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Default Re: Women should NOT wear pants! - 03-06-2010, 06:53 AM

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Well, her behaviour is exactly like that of Sister Talitha, for example, when confronted with "dark stuff." The difference being that Talitha pulls out her gun and starts shooting at everything.
But is Sister Talitha screaming like a banshee while doing this and aiming at her husband? I don't think so.

No that woman was not a Christian, she even took the money in the end.

Proverbs 21:9 It is better to dwell in a corner of the housetop, than with a brawling woman in a wide house.

21:19 It is better to dwell in the wilderness, than with a contentious and an angry woman.


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Default Re: Women should NOT wear pants! - 03-06-2010, 10:35 PM

Don't forget, that Trading Spouses lady is also a Catholic, she can't be trusted.
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Default Re: Women should NOT wear pants! - 03-08-2010, 12:52 PM

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If the demons you worship are so powerful, how come they didn't force us into hiding instead?
Because we are tolerant of other religions, while you are not.

Additionally, you might want to compare the situation with the situation as it was 200 years ago, when witches were persecuted by stupid bigoted christians around the world. Nowadays, it only happens at a few remote areas, like Sudan, Iran and Freehold. Clearly, the Mother Goddess is protecting us from it now. And in about a month, mr. King will be mayor, and Witch Hunts in Freehold will stop as well.


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Default Re: Women should NOT wear pants! - 04-09-2010, 07:20 PM

Miss Cassandra, I was once a Wiccan and I know the inwards and outwards of the religion.

If you are truly a Wiccan, why are you here bashing Christians? The Rule of Three still apply here. As a witch you must remember that the goddess is pure love and what you are doing here is not love.

If you want people to respect your religion, then you should also respect ours. Although some of this forum have ticked me off with their ignorance, they are still Christians and our God does damn witches.

Just as you should apologize for what you say, I will apologize for them because, even thought they are hardcore Christians, they still do not understand unconditional love.

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