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Re: Statement from Miss Cassandra: Landover's attempt to silence -
03-13-2010, 12:00 AM
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Miss Cassandra I hope you are resting well. I have heard that the noise in jail can be very loud. The screams of passion pain, leather slapping skin, the slurping sounds from eating er uh soup. And that was just from your cell. I bet it real bad when you get all 15 cells going at once.
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Don't worry, I'm used to that. After all, I've been raised in a true christian household. The things I'm experiencing here pale in comparison to what I've experienced in my childhood.
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Re: Statement from Miss Cassandra: Landover's attempt to silence -
03-13-2010, 12:01 AM
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Oh, yes, the cops here at Freehold told me about this. However, they also keep going on and on about Guantanamo Bay, so I'm not inclined to worry too much about that. The only problem I have is that I possibly will not be allowed to vote. I'll have to ask mrs. King how issues like this are arranged legally. As far as I know, as long as I'm not convicted, I'm allowed to vote, even though I'm in custody by the police.
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Did you by chance apply for the absentee ballot 7 days ago? If not I am soooo very sorry, you have to vote in person! I really do not see the Police taking you to vote.
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Re: Statement from Miss Cassandra: Landover's attempt to silence -
03-13-2010, 12:04 AM
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Did you by chance apply for the absentee ballot 7 days ago? If not I am soooo very sorry, you have to vote in person! I really do not see the Police taking you to vote.
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We're working on it. However, the majority supporting mr. King is so large, that it likely doesn't really matter.
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Re: Statement from Miss Cassandra: Landover's attempt to silence -
03-13-2010, 12:48 AM
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Mr. King is so large, that it likely doesn't really matter.
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Re: Statement from Miss Cassandra: Landover's attempt to silence -
03-13-2010, 02:08 AM
Mr. Dewitt is right about the absentee ballot. Seven days prior to today, a request must of been filed.
And you are right about being able to vote as you most certainly are innocent until convicted by your peers. Thing is, I do not think you'll be out of the poky to visit a polling place.
By the way, I heard Zeke, Rev. Jim, Cranky, Bobby-Joe all got served with jury duty notices.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Statement from Miss Cassandra: Landover's attempt to silence -
03-13-2010, 02:10 AM
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We're working on it. However, the majority supporting mr. King is so large, that it likely doesn't really matter.
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You are assuming they actually go to the proper voting place, have the correct proof of identification amoung other requirements. I have seen empty head women often stand in the wrong line for hours. Always good for a giggle.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Statement from Miss Cassandra: Landover's attempt to silence -
03-13-2010, 03:15 AM
I talked to officer Don a few minutes ago, he is keeping me up to date with your case.
Man that's some tough news Cassandra, the plants and contents of the bags found at your home tested positive for THC, seems it was some high grade marijuana. From what I hear you are staring down the possibility of 25yrs in prison. Possession with intent to deliver within 1000 yards of a school or Church. Its a real shame that the city can take your home , after all it was used to commit a felony.
I think that you might want to consider a plea deal. I bet if you ask real nice, Rev Jim or Pastor Ezekiel might offer to sponsor you for house arrest. It would give you some time to reflect your sins and get right with Jesus.
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Re: Statement from Miss Cassandra: Landover's attempt to silence -
03-13-2010, 04:38 AM
I've got room in my basement.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Statement from Miss Cassandra: Landover's attempt to silence -
03-13-2010, 10:47 AM
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I talked to officer Don a few minutes ago, he is keeping me up to date with your case.
Man that's some tough news Cassandra, the plants and contents of the bags found at your home tested positive for THC, seems it was some high grade marijuana. From what I hear you are staring down the possibility of 25yrs in prison. Possession with intent to deliver within 1000 yards of a school or Church. Its a real shame that the city can take your home , after all it was used to commit a felony.
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That's because the people testing this stuff are "professionals" from the Landover University. It seems that their test consists of throwing things into the water: if they do not sink, then it means they must be possessed by demons. The same way they used to test witches. That's because they do not believe in gravity. As these sacks certainly didn't sink, they must havew been possessed by demons, like marijuana is. I would like to hear these reasearchers explain that in High Court, however.
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Re: Statement from Miss Cassandra: Landover's attempt to silence -
03-13-2010, 12:44 PM
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That's because the people testing this stuff are "professionals" from the Landover University. It seems that their test consists of throwing things into the water: if they do not sink, then it means they must be possessed by demons. The same way they used to test witches. That's because they do not believe in gravity. As these sacks certainly didn't sink, they must havew been possessed by demons, like marijuana is. I would like to hear these reasearchers explain that in High Court, however.
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The testers are not the ones being convictedtried here, Missy! You are.
These fine men are trained professionals. They are all True Christians™ and as such, follow Biblical procedures to a "T". Based on your comment above, it appears you are admitting your guilt as you knew what the results of the test would be.
I cannot believe you put Mrs. Johnson's home at risk. She will be homeless and as such, will have to locate a new place to stay. I hate the idea of giving her a one way bus ticket to San Diego with a note pinned to her lapel. Fortunately, Cranky Old Man has graciously offered to pay for the ticket.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Statement from Miss Cassandra: Landover's attempt to silence -
03-13-2010, 01:22 PM
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The testers are not the ones being convictedtried here, Missy! You are.
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Yes, but they are the ones that will be questioned as "witnesses and experts," by the defense. I'd adore hear them defending their methods, and showing the "proof" (provided there are not so stupid as to burn it, as you suggested).
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Oh yes, I know what the test results will be when carried out by these persons. But I also know what the results will be when they are carried out by other persons. Am I clairvoyant? No, just realistic. I know that I'm innocent, and I know that this is a big conspiracy to eliminate me.
An it harm none, do what thou wilt.
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Re: Statement from Miss Cassandra: Landover's attempt to silence -
03-13-2010, 01:54 PM
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I cannot believe you put Mrs. Johnson's home at risk. She will be homeless and as such, will have to locate a new place to stay. I hate the idea of giving her a one way bus ticket to San Diego with a note pinned to her lapel. Fortunately, Cranky Old Man has graciously offered to pay for the ticket.
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That is an out standing gesture on Crank's part. Can you feel the Christian Love?
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Re: Statement from Miss Cassandra: Landover's attempt to silence -
03-13-2010, 02:54 PM
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Yes, but they are the ones that will be questioned as "witnesses and experts," by the defense. I'd adore hear them defending their methods, and showing the "proof" (provided there are not so stupid as to burn it, as you suggested).
Oh yes, I know what the test results will be when carried out by these persons. But I also know what the results will be when they are carried out by other persons. Am I clairvoyant? No, just realistic. I know that I'm innocent, and I know that this is a big conspiracy to eliminate me.
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I have heard that just about every one in prison is not guilty, well that's what the inmates claim anyway.
Miss Cassy two test were ran independent of each other, one by the Crime Lab in Freehold the other by U of I in Des Monies. Judge Flint will most likely take it a bit easier on you if you just admit to the crime.
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Re: Statement from Miss Cassandra: Landover's attempt to silence -
03-13-2010, 03:21 PM
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Miss Cassy two test were ran independent of each other, one by the Crime Lab in Freehold the other by U of I in Des Monies. Judge Flint will most likely take it a bit easier on you if you just admit to the crime.
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And now you've resorted to flatly lying about it. You know perfectly well that all samples of "marijuana" are currently in possession of the Crime Lab in Freehold, where that friend of James Hutchins works. Mrs. King is currently doing her best to get them hand over some of the material to be tested by independant researchers. For some reason (what could that possibly be?) the FPD has refused to give anyone other than researchers of the Landover University access to these materials, claiming "administrative difficulties" if the evidence would leave the Freehold Crime Lab.
An it harm none, do what thou wilt.
And therefore let there be beauty and strength, power and compassion, honour and humility, mirth and reverence within you.
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Re: Statement from Miss Cassandra: Landover's attempt to silence -
03-13-2010, 04:20 PM
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Man that's some tough news Cassandra, the plants and contents of the bags found at your home tested positive for THC, seems it was some high grade marijuana.
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Are you aware she was staying at Mrs. Johnson's place? Do you realize now that you planted your fa ke evidence at the wrong location? Mrs. King is closing in on you and I assure you there will be no place where you can hide. The time criminals like you can do whatever they want is over. It's time for CHANGE in Freehold!
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Re: Statement from Miss Cassandra: Landover's attempt to silence -
03-13-2010, 07:45 PM
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Are you aware she was staying at Mrs. Johnson's place? Do you realize now that you planted your fake evidence at the wrong location? Mrs. King is closing in on you and I assure you there will be no place where you can hide. The time criminals like you can do whatever they want is over. It's time for CHANGE in Freehold!
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Clearly, you haven't been following this matter much. Cassie said herself that she had lived with mrs. Johnson the last weeks. It was her home.
How can anyone who is so terribly misinformed be expected to be a good mayor of Freehold?
Anyway, I've been asked to step out of Project H for a few days, to investigate the evidence obtained against Miss Cassandra. Using the newest Creation-Scientific methods, we have already made some unsettling discoveries. I'm not allowed to tell much of it, but I can say that we the following sample of the material found in Cassie's possession:
Sample of the unidentified material found in Cassandra's possession
I was born in the Netherlands, and despite I the fact I never smoked or smelled this stuff myself, I'm very sure it is marijuana. It looks frighteningly similar:
Marijuana sample
In addition, we took the following tests:
1. According to people who are experienced with the stuff, marijuana stinks. We burned a little bit of this stuff, and it stank as well.
2. Marijuana affects people's minds, and as we all know, this is because marijuana opens the gate of the body for demons, which enter the body through the pupil of the eye (you can clearly see their pupils widen when people use this stuff). Therefore, as skilled exorcists, we had tested it using the following methods:
- we weighed the stuff, and it weighed no more than you would normally expect. This positively proves that there were demons in it, as the souls of demons have no weight, and demon-possessed people and materials therefore don't weigh more than normal people and materials.
- we dropped a bunch of the stuff on the table, and found the number 666 hidden at least eight times in its tangled fibres.
- we put some of it on a blank vinyl disc, which we then played backwards. Skilled decoders noticed at least fourteen different satanic messages.
I would say, game over, witch! You'd better beg Pastor Ezekiel for mercy.
Sweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.
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Re: Statement from Miss Cassandra: Landover's attempt to silence -
03-13-2010, 08:03 PM
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And now you've resorted to flatly lying about it. You know perfectly well that all samples of "marijuana" are currently in possession of the Crime Lab in Freehold, where that friend of James Hutchins works. Mrs. King is currently doing her best to get them hand over some of the material to be tested by independant researchers. For some reason (what could that possibly be?) the FPD has refused to give anyone other than researchers of the Landover University access to these materials, claiming "administrative difficulties" if the evidence would leave the Freehold Crime Lab.
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Cassy Brother James Hutchins is A fine man why cast a bad light on him?
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Re: Statement from Miss Cassandra: Landover's attempt to silence -
03-13-2010, 08:24 PM
Cassie.....I hope you'll be freed soon! But you're absolutely right, the fact that you're being unlawfully detained, and that I've had to go underground until the election passes and Mr. King is safely in office, won't effect the overall vote. A groundswell of support for TRUTH and FREEDOM have crested, and is rushing across the plaines.
Welcome to the 21st Century, Freehold
In this time of trouble, I've drawn a lot of strength from the immortal actress/singer/dancer/comedienne/tragedian/humanitarian/legend Judy Garland. She was a misunderstood soul, just like us.
Here's a message to you, from Miss Garland.
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Re: Statement from Miss Cassandra: Landover's attempt to silence -
03-13-2010, 11:42 PM
I'm going to have to shut this thread down. It's turning into a fag fest.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Statement from Miss Cassandra: Landover's attempt to silence -
03-13-2010, 11:42 PM
Now Beaux, do not worry about Cassie, I am sure she will only be in a prison for a short while.
Beaux, you really should be packing for your trip to NY.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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