[James Dewitt]

Next Friday September 10, 2010. The Dewitt Foundation for the Advancement of Christianity,DFAC will be holding a dinner at the Freehold Men's Club. The dinner will be catered by one of the USA greatest chiefs, Bobby Flay of New York. Price per seat will be $1500. all the funds raised will go directly to the campaign fund for Ocf. Richards run for Sheriff. My foundation will cover all expenses for the dinner and the tickets for our Pastors and Reverends. Ladies of Landover this may be your only chance to gain entrance into our club, do not let the opportunity pass you by. Dinner will be a 8:00 pm sharp, Cocktails will start at 6:00 pm. This is a black tie and tails event, lets support Ofc Don Richards by filling all 800 seats.

[Benedict A. Davis]

I would like to RSVP 2 seats please. As I will be driving in I have no time to formally invite a good Christian sister to escort me for the evening, so any unattended sister wishing to go just let me know.

[James Dewitt]

Originally Posted by Benedict A. Davis

I would like to RSVP 2 seats please. As I will be driving in I have no time to formally invite a good Christian sister to escort me for the evening, so any unattended sister wishing to go just let me know.

May I suggest, Mistress Cookie or Sister Handmaiden. Both Ladies are delightful dinner companions.

[Benedict A. Davis]

Originally Posted by James Dewitt

May I suggest, Mistress Cookie or Sister Handmaiden. Both Ladies are delightful dinner companions.

If Either, or both, want an escort I would be most happy to oblige. Better make it 3 tickets, just in case.

[James Hutchins]

James, put me down for a whole table, off to the side in a discreet location. Bill my account at the club.

[HTannor]

Originally Posted by Benedict A. Davis

I would like to RSVP 2 seats please. As I will be driving in I have no time to formally invite a good Christian sister to escort me for the evening, so any unattended sister wishing to go just let me know.

Of course, I'm in for a full table.

Uh, Brother Davis, I'll be bringing Dolly, Dottie, and Jolene with me. Any one of these three beauties will be willing to hop over to your table.

All three are fine Christian Ladies™ and would show you a good time. As a matter of fact, one would be great, two would be a really fine time, all three would be seriously Partyville.

I'll, of course, bring Roger the quadreplegic along. He is just a barrel of laughs. Roger likes to perform a little feat where he juggles a full set of tableware on his nose. The glint of that sterling silver flipping in the air is a sight to behold.

I hope there is an open bar, since business has been a little slow at my moped salvage yard in the last few months.

Wait! Forget that last comment since I still have Brother James' Platinum card and he told me to just use it and have a good time.

All we need to know is where and when.

[Benedict A. Davis]

Originally Posted by HTannor

Of course, I'm in for a full table.

Uh, Brother Davis, I'll be bringing Dolly, Dottie, and Jolene with me. Any one of these three beauties will be willing to hop over to your table.

All three are fine Christian Ladies™ and would show you a good time. As a matter of fact, one would be great, two would be a really fine time, all three would be seriously Partyville.

I'll, of course, bring Roger the quadreplegic along. He is just a barrel of laughs. Roger likes to perform a little feat where he juggles a full set of tableware on his nose. The glint of that sterling silver flipping in the air is a sight to behold.

I hope there is an open bar, since business has been a little slow at my moped salvage yard in the last few months.

Wait! Forget that last comment since I still have Brother James' Platinum card and he told me to just use it and have a good time.

All we need to know is where and when.

Brother Tannor please Just Let Jim Know how many seats you need and have them added to my list. Ask him for a big table if they have that or reserve a couple(how ever many we need) of smaller ones and we can just push them together. I'm sure that it is done all the time. The more the merrier!

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Put me down for Three full tables. I'll be bringing an entourage. I have some real estate friends from California that I'm bringing along. They are interested in developing Freehold, and this would be a wonderful event to introduce them to city politics and get in good with the elite.

I will also be accompanied by several of my recent Ladies of the Lord ministry program graduates to keep me and my developer friends entertained through the evening.

[Ofc. Don W. Richards]

I'd like to take this moment to thank my campaign manager, Mr. James Dewitt, for all he is doing to ensure that the office of Sheriff goes to a deserving and qualified individual this year.

Folks, this dinner will be an event you do not want to miss. I'm not one to brag, but I do a truly soul-stirring rendition of "The Old Rugged Cross" and I hope you'll be there in person to hear it.

Also, James, I had a chat over a box of donuts with the DA, and he assures me that this little incident involving you and the stoning of the young lady from Des Moines is all settled as far as he's concerned.

[James Dewitt]

Outstanding, a table of 8 for Brother Davis and Hutchins.
$12,000 per table. 3 Tables for Rev.Osborne( On me of course, after all he is a member of our Clergy).

@ Brother Tannor, yes it is an open bar.


We will be having a silent auction that evening. I will be contacting some of our local business for contributions that will be up for bid. Phebe and I will be donating our first edition KJV1611 Bible, Signed by King James himself.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Rev. Jim Osborne

Put me down for Three full tables. I'll be bringing an entourage. I have some real estate friends from California that I'm bringing along. They are interested in developing Freehold, and this would be a wonderful event to introduce them to city politics and get in good with the elite.

I will also be accompanied by several of my recent Ladies of the Lord ministry program graduates to keep me and my developer friends entertained through the evening.

Well if Rev. Jim is taking 3 tables, you'd better put me down for half a dozen then. I promised the nubile young men in my Future Pastor's group a good time, and this seems like an excellent opportunity.

I assume there's a fully stocked bar, but could you please arrange for a private bar near my tables. I'll cover any costs you incur, of course.

[Benedict A. Davis]

Originally Posted by James Dewitt

Outstanding, a table of 8 for Brother Davis and Hutchins.
$12,000 per table. 3 Tables for Rev.Osborne( On me of course, after all he is a member of our Clergy).

@ Brother Tannor, yes it is an open bar.


We will be having a silent auction that evening. I will be contacting some of our local business for contributions that will be up for bid. Phebe and I will be donating our first edition KJV1611 Bible, Signed by King James himself.

James could you make sure I have the high chair at my table for Brother Tannor's odd little friend Roger and if The Rev. Jim is having business clients in I guess we should be on the other side of the hall, near the bathrooms, might be a good idea too.
Brother Tannor Knowing Jolene's dietary habits of drinking her cough syrup with every meal, will she be bringing her own or should we ask the club to stock it for her?

[Seth Campbell]

2 seats for us please.

[James Dewitt]

Originally Posted by Ofc. Don W. Richards

Also, James, I had a chat over a box of donuts with the DA, and he assures me that this little incident involving you and the stoning of the young lady from Des Moines is all settled as far as he's concerned.

Praise Jesus, Ocf Richards how did you do it? That man was dead set on giving me life with out the chance of parole. Shout Glory, I am out of trouble, God has sent me a messenger and his name is Sheriff Don W. Richards.

Brothers and Sisters in addition to the silent auction Don and I have a little idea. For the small sum of $500.00 you can have your photo taken with our next Sheriff. Think about it, an 8x10 full color glossy photo of you and Don hanging in your den!

[James Dewitt]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

Well if Rev. Jim is taking 3 tables, you'd better put me down for half a dozen then. I promised the nubile young men in my Future Pastor's group a good time, and this seems like an excellent opportunity.

I assume there's a fully stocked bar, but could you please arrange for a private bar near my tables. I'll cover any costs you incur, of course.

6 tables, and a private bar. May I assume single malt and what is the beer you like so much Rochefort 10?

Originally Posted by Benedict A. Davis

James could you make sure I have the high chair at my table for Brother Tannor's odd little friend Roger and if The Rev. Jim is having business clients in I guess we should be on the other side of the hall, near the bathrooms, might be a good idea too.
Brother Tannor Knowing Jolene's dietary habits of drinking her cough syrup with every meal, will she be bringing her own or should we ask the club to stock it for her?

High chair with bib and drop cloth. As far as the lady's syrup I think she makes it in the bath tub. I have a table in mind, next to the kitchen and the men's room.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by James Dewitt

6 tables, and a private bar. May I assume single malt and what is the beer you like so much Rochefort 10?

You know me well, Brother.

[HTannor]

This is going to be so much fun, I can hardly wait for it.

Jolene says she won't be bringing her wonderful cough medicine. She plans on cruising the open bars and enjoying all the same type of brands she discovered in the motel room mini-bar in Boise.

Roger is appreciative of the high chair, bib, and drop cloth that will be provided for him. He's practicing a new trick, juggling three champagne flutes on his nose. He's asking the drop cloth be padded "just in case."

Dolly and Dottie are very excited about meeting the special guests Rev. Osborne is bringing from the west coast. They really want to show them the "lay" of the land here in the Freehold area.

[James Dewitt]

I have a list of items that will be auctioned off. All the items where forced donated by local business.

1 an all inclusive 2 week vacation to Hawaii, for two people includes air fair, a condo with maid service all meals and bar. 4 sight seeing tours and a private beach.
Donated by Freehold Travel.

2 A fully loaded 2011 Cadillac Escalade, your choice of color.
Donated by Freehold Cadillac.

3 Center pew, first row seating( for True Christians only) at every Sunday service for 1 year.
Donated by the Dewitt family.

4 A 8c flawless diamond men's or woman's ring.
Donated by Hymie at Freehold's fine jewelry.

[Choir Girl]

What a wonderful event. I’ve never been to a political fundraiser before, and I hear the food is fabulous. I would really like to go but can’t afford it... nor should a lady attend alone.

[HTannor]

Originally Posted by Choir Girl

What a wonderful event. I’ve never been to a political fundraiser before, and I hear the food is fabulous. I would really like to go but can’t afford it... nor should a lady attend alone.

That is not a problem, Miss Choir Girl.

I have made arrangements for an entire table.

And, as luck would have it for you, my very good friend, Roger, is attending alone and would love to have you sit by his side.

Roger, tragically, is a quadriplegic, but a lot of fun. His wheelchair is a bit on the bulky side, but we can fit you in very well.

Will you attend and be our guest?