[Benedict A. Davis]

Originally Posted by Mrs. Phebe Dewitt

Does the DVD include where he did the smooth transition from "the Rugged Old Cross" onto "Old Turkey Buzzard"?

I don't know if everyone realized the song had changed actually..1hr and 20mins in.

If it does include that, I would like 5 copies at least! There are several people I know well deserving of such a gift.

YIC

Sister Phebe.

Sister P
I am not sure what is on the DVD yet as I have not received my copy yet. It was The Pastors, Young Mens Bible Study Group if I remember correctly. At least that is what I was told when they came around taking deposits for advanced orders.It was odd though as they only accepted cash last night but I figure it was something to do with credit card fees they would have had to pay. Guess you will need to ask someone affiliated with that group or ask Pastor Zeke himself.

[James Dewitt]

Originally Posted by Benedict A. Davis

Sister P
I am not sure what is on the DVD yet as I have not received my copy yet. It was The Pastors, Young Mens Bible Study Group if I remember correctly. At least that is what I was told when they came around taking deposits for advanced orders.It was odd though as they only accepted cash last night but I figure it was something to do with credit card fees they would have had to pay. Guess you will need to ask someone affiliated with that group or ask Pastor Zeke himself.

Yep that was the young men's group. The credit card machine went haywire. So cash was the only way that we could take orders. It will take apx. 4 to 6 weeks to process the order. Until then just close your eyes and like a nightmare wonderful dream you will be able to hear that voice. Does anyone else have a headache today? Must have been the fruit punch. That damn monkey wasn't by the punch was he? I am going to get that monkey, pooping in my favorite shoes! Lucky that I have 49 more pair of them!

[Choir Girl]

Originally Posted by HTannor

What a great, great evening.

Choir Girl, you looked stunning in the new gown. Roger was thrilled with you as his companion for the evening. He says he was very sorry about scuffing your new Pradas when his chair backed over your foot. He hopes the swelling goes down soon.

It was very touching watching you slice up his chicken, give the bites to Skippy and watch the little monkey shove the food in Roger's mouth. Roger told me he has made extensive studies of the upscale materials in fine dresses and is sure his drool in your lap won't leave a lasting stain.

Why thank you Brother Tannor. I really owe it all to Sister Phebe She and her entourage of nimble fingered seamstress’s put me together right fine. And don’t give a second thought to the swollen foot… I found a fancy champagne ice bucket to soak it in.

You know I thought Skippy was on excellent behavior, only once did he get carried away jerking a chicken bone in and out of Rogers’s nose

However, I was questioned several times by elders about the stain in my lap. They all immediately assumed I had either wet myself or someone rubbed against me too long and too hard while slow dancing. Oh my gosh… THAT was embarrassing


But all in all it was a wonderful event! Thank you again for the invite

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Originally Posted by Choir Girl

However, I was questioned several times by elders about the stain in my lap. They all immediately assumed I had either wet myself or someone rubbed against me too long and too hard while slow dancing. Oh my gosh… THAT was embarrassing

Surely you informed them that you only give Christian Side Hugs?

[Brother Harold Porter]

The evening sounds like quite the sordid affair

Was there any mention at all of our Savior?

"If any man speak, let him speak as the oracles of God; if any man minister, let him do it as of the ability which God giveth: that God in all things may be glorified through Jesus Christ, to whom be praise and dominion for ever and ever. Amen." 1 Peter 4:11 - KJV

All this talk of stains, primate feces, dirty dancing and undulating hips makes me sad

[Phebe Carlyle]

Originally Posted by Brother Harold Porter

The evening sounds like quite the sordid affair

Was there any mention at all of our Savior?

Mainly in song... courtesy of Ofc Richards....near 2 hours of it.....

Both Rev Jim and Pastor Ezekiel gave rousing and passionate speeches as well.

All this talk of stains, primate feces, dirty dancing and undulating hips makes me sad

Oh it sounds a lot worse than it was, Brother. What I want to know is, why weren't YOU there? You were conspicious by your absence.

YIC

Sister Phebe.

[Seth Campbell]

Originally Posted by Ofc. Don W. Richards

First, I just want to say thanks to everybody who attended. It was a fantastic evening and I'm sure many of us will remember it for years to come.

I am a bit disappointed, however, that nobody has mentioned my stirring rendition of "The Old Rugged Cross."

I took the overwhelming silence throughout the room as a sign that the Lord had truly blessed my listeners, but it should've worn off by now.

I was choked by it sir. It was my grandfathers favorite hymn and when his time was near, he would sing it almost non-stop, so to hear you sing it the way you did brought me to near tears.


The wife apologizes for showing up so under-dressed, but when she heard that a monkey was going to be there..... well she's terrified of the little things. And as you could tell by the incident, there's a good reason. I don't know what it is about her that sends primates over the edge, but little Skippy did a number on her dress, and her face. Oh and it seems it wasn't just her ear that he had a fascination with?

At least she had the fortitude to clean herself up in the washroom and keep a wide birth between her and the ape.

[Warner S. Davidson]

Reading all about this prestigious landmark evening is making me a little envious.

One of the (few) downsides of being in the Australian Mission is the tyranny of distance and thus missing worthwhile social occasions like this.

I am still very glad the I donated $1500 for a proxy ticket but missing out on the opportunity of rubbing shoulders with God's Elite and missing also the rousing motivational speeches from Rev. Jim and Pastor Ezekiel is disappointing

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Originally Posted by Seth Campbell

I don't know what it is about her that sends primates over the edge, but little Skippy did a number on her dress, and her face.

Was the, er, "flinging" caught on the video?

[Benedict A. Davis]

Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer

Was the, er, "flinging" caught on the video?

Are you speaking of the monkey or your late night impersonation of him? Which was quite good if I might add.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Originally Posted by Benedict A. Davis

Are you speaking of the monkey or your late night impersonation of him? Which was quite good if I might add.

Considering I wasn't there, it must have been quite something.

You really should go back on your medication, Brother . . .

[WWJDnow]

Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer

I will have to ask my Board if they are willing to expend funds to support Officer Richards, who has allowed crime to run rampant in Freehold by letting Negroes run free as well as the Spring Heeled Jack(son).

Rev. Rodimer, with all due respect, I think that's not fair to Officer Richards. His hands are tied by the liberals on the Supreme Court who have eroded away the rights of police officers at every opportunity. Rules that make police officers tell arrested colored people what crime they're being charged with, and that they can get some more welfare by asking for a free lawyer, these make policing effeciently virtually impossible.

Things will change for the better when Sarah Palin is President and names some good Conservatives to the Supreme Court, such as the great anti-evolution activist Phillip Johnson. Then we'll bring back the vagrancy laws, and Freehold will once again be free of non-servile negroes. Until then, I think the low number of sins per negro in Freehold is a testament to Officer Richard's extraordinary performance.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Originally Posted by WWJDnow

Rev. Rodimer, with all due respect, I think that's not fair to Officer Richards. His hands are tied by the liberals on the Supreme Court who have eroded away the rights of police officers at every opportunity. Rules that make police officers tell arrested colored people what crime they're being charged with, and that they can get some more welfare by asking for a free lawyer, these make policing effeciently virtually impossible.

Things will change for the better when Sarah Palin is President and names some good Conservatives to the Supreme Court, such as the great anti-evolution activist Phillip Johnson. Then we'll bring back the vagrancy laws, and Freehold will once again be free of non-servile negroes. Until then, I think the low number of sins per negro in Freehold is a testament to Officer Richard's extraordinary performance.

What about that Springy-Heeled Jackanape?

[WWJDnow]

Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer

What about that Springy-Heeled Jackanape?

SHJ is slippery, but Officer Richards will catch him eventually. Remember what the Bible says:

I returned, and saw under the sun, that the race is not to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, neither yet bread to the wise, nor yet riches to men of understanding, nor yet favour to men of skill; but time and chance happeneth to them all. Ecclesiastes 9:11

I'm not quite sure what that part about riches not going to men of understanding means--our Godly Pastors are all multi-millionaires, and who surpasses them in knowledge? But time and chance will without doubt happeneth to our purple prowler. You don't want to be a Doubting Thomas, do you?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Originally Posted by WWJDnow

SHJ is slippery, but Officer Richards will catch him eventually. Remember what the Bible says:

I returned, and saw under the sun, that the race is not to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, neither yet bread to the wise, nor yet riches to men of understanding, nor yet favour to men of skill; but time and chance happeneth to them all. Ecclesiastes 9:11

I'm not quite sure what that part about riches not going to men of understanding means--our Godly Pastors are all multi-millionaires, and who surpasses them in knowledge? But time and chance will without doubt happeneth to our purple prowler. You don't want to be a Doubting Thomas, do you?

Oh, I don't doubt that the Lord will bring Spring-Heeled Jackass to justice . . . I just doubt that a certain sheriff-wannabe will.