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Default Introduction - 12-06-2009, 12:43 AM
I'm British, heard that's very favourable from the European God, better than those Heathen French. Currently not been able to find a church that shows me the guidance I seek, but the internet, a tool invented by "The Man Upstairs" may help me with this. Haven't managed to find "Him" yet. Looked everywhere and found nothing...
...my pink name looks snazzy too!
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Default Re: Introduction - 12-06-2009, 01:29 AM
Are you some kind of gypsy?

May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Default Re: Introduction - 12-06-2009, 01:48 AM
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Default Re: Introduction - 12-06-2009, 01:51 AM
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How about this: Can you give me a good reason why I should allow you to continue to post here on God's favorite forum?

Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Introduction - 12-06-2009, 02:15 AM
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Are you some kind of gypsy?
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Are you sure?

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Default Re: Introduction - 12-06-2009, 10:19 AM
[QUOTE=PikeyUK;428035]I'm British I thought that non-Romani pikeys were Irish thieves, heard that's very favourable from the European God God is American , better than those Heathen French. Currently not been able to find a church that shows me the guidance I seek I didn't think pikeys attended church, but the internet, a tool invented by "The Man Upstairs" may help me with this. Haven't managed to find "Him" yet. Looked everywhere and found nothing...
...my pink name looks snazzy too! no - it looks queer [/QUOTE]

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And if it seem evil unto you to serve the LORD, choose you this day whom ye will serve; whether the gods which your fathers served that were on the other side of the flood, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land ye dwell: but as for me and my house, we will serve the LORD.
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Default Re: Introduction - 12-06-2009, 04:14 PM
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Are you sure?
Yes I am. This trailer park is very upper-middle class
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How about this: Can you give me a good reason why I should allow you to continue to post here on God's favorite forum?
Because God is all forgiving. And you missed the "u" out of Favourite by the way. Not preaching, but you know, Good English brings happiness to all And Mr. Tamaraki, if you are a New Zealander (A Kiwi), what makes you think that God, being American, will listen to you all the way over there on your little island floating in the pacific? And Pink Names do look snazzy, don't bring me down with your closet-homosexual ways
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Yes I am. This trailer park is very upper-middle class Because God is all forgiving. And you missed the "u" out of Favourite by the way. Not preaching, but you know, Good English brings happiness to all And Mr. Tamaraki, if you are a New Zealander (A Kiwi), what makes you think that God, being American, will listen to you all the way over there on your little island floating in the pacific? And Pink Names do look snazzy, don't bring me down with your closet-homosexual ways
Oooh, getting all uppity aren't we?

Look Pikey, there's a difference between us.

You are a closet homo shooting air rifles. We are True Americans, and we use real guns. Your gun goes "pfft", ours goes "BANG!"

The DoF knows exactly where you came from, what you are saying about us, and what your plans are.

We have Jesus on our side, so we see everything, remember.

The pink just "suits you Sir!".

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Default Re: Introduction - 12-06-2009, 05:06 PM
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Oooh, getting all uppity aren't we?

Look Pikey, there's a difference between us.

You are a closet homo shooting air rifles. We are True Americans, and we use real guns. Your gun goes "pfft", ours goes "BANG!"

The DoF knows exactly where you came from, what you are saying about us, and what your plans are.

We have Jesus on our side, so we see everything, remember.

The pink just "suits you Sir!".
Ah, but can you hit anything with your bangey rifles?
We have them too by the way, but air guns are so much more fun to use.
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Default Re: Introduction - 12-06-2009, 05:52 PM
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Oooh, getting all uppity aren't we?

Look Pikey, there's a difference between us.

You are a closet homo shooting air rifles. We are True Americans, and we use real guns. Your gun goes "pfft", ours goes "BANG!"

The DoF knows exactly where you came from, what you are saying about us, and what your plans are.

We have Jesus on our side, so we see everything, remember.

The pink just "suits you Sir!".
Uppity? Never! Interested in finding out what my plans are, can Jesus read minds? That's a tad invasive I think
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Default Re: Introduction - 12-06-2009, 06:32 PM
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Uppity? Never! Interested in finding out what my plans are, can Jesus read minds? That's a tad invasive I think
Is it?

You failed in the eyes of the Lord, and you failed as trolls.

Now kindly crawl back under the rock you came from.

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He is the Rock, his work is perfect: for all his ways are judgment: a God of truth and without iniquity, just and right is he.

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Default Re: Introduction - 12-06-2009, 06:50 PM
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Short version: No
What's the long version? "No, except on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and every second Saturday"?
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Uppity? Never! Interested in finding out what my plans are, can Jesus read minds? That's a tad invasive I think
He's Jesus. What you think is irrelevant. A semi-gypsy liberal extremist like you would probably think Him impregnating His own mother without bothering to get consent first was "a tad invasive" as well.

O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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Because God is all forgiving.
No He ISN'T!

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The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
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God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
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Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.
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Default Re: Introduction - 12-06-2009, 09:28 PM
"God is American "?
who decided this? God MADE the world! He's not fixed to a nationality!

Unless that was a joke, and I just responded a little angrily XD
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Default Re: Introduction - 12-06-2009, 10:08 PM
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The pink just "suits you Sir!".
Actually, it's "Suit you Sir!", because they were tailors.

Kinda ruined that joke
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