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Default Good News, I Have A Suitor! - 01-19-2019, 09:05 PM

Good evening, ladies! I have wonderful news for you! I have a suitor and he seems like he could be, to use the words of sinful romance-believers, "the one"!

His name is John and he’s 30 years old. He has blond hair and blue eyes (like Jesus) and he’s a great (but straight) admirer of Pastor Ezekiel. He loves steak, pie, and hunting. I met him last week and he says that despite my advanced age and wasted childbearing years, I'd still make a great wife.

There aren’t a lot of Godly men in my area, so please pray this this courtship ends in marriage soon.



And thou shalt love the LORD thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy might.
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Default Re: Good News, I Have A Suitor! - 01-20-2019, 07:01 AM

Praying for you. But something tells me this guy is a closet homosexual using you as cover to deceive the community. Has he shown any interest in your feminine charms? You mention he has a fondness for pie - that's good! - but would he actually eat it? Or does he hanker for casserole.
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Default Re: Good News, I Have A Suitor! - 01-20-2019, 05:11 PM

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Praying for you. But something tells me this guy is a closet homosexual using you as cover to deceive the community. Has he shown any interest in your feminine charms? You mention he has a fondness for pie - that's good! - but would he actually eat it? Or does he hanker for casserole.
Thank you for your concern, Brother! He told me that I'm the prettiest woman he's ever seen, which I think is strange because his previous wife (she died giving birth, so there's no adultery to worry about) had blonde hair and blue eyes. As for your question about pie, he had 2 slices of the apple pie that I made when he came over for dinner on Friday. I don't think he likes casseroles.


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Default Re: Good News, I Have A Suitor! - 01-20-2019, 05:44 PM

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Thank you for your concern, Brother! He told me that I'm the prettiest woman he's ever seen
He sounds a bit desperate. Is he so very unattractive himself, or is it that childcare is very difficult to obtain in your area?


Tell us, how many children does he have already - boys or girls and how old are they? I took on three stepdaughters aged 4, 2 and 1 when I married, in (only very vaguely) similar circumstances to your own. They were frankly a bit of a nuisance, but fortunately they were well provided for financially and there was no difficulty in arranging early marriages for them.


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But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
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Default Re: Good News, I Have A Suitor! - 01-21-2019, 02:03 AM

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He sounds a bit desperate. Is he so very unattractive himself, or is it that childcare is very difficult to obtain in your area?


Tell us, how many children does he have already - boys or girls and how old are they? I took on three stepdaughters aged 4, 2 and 1 when I married, in (only very vaguely) similar circumstances to your own. They were frankly a bit of a nuisance, but fortunately they were well provided for financially and there was no difficulty in arranging early marriages for them.
He's not unattractive at all. He's not drop-dead gorgeous, but he is a looker. He has a six year old son and a four year old daughter, but since his late wife's parents disagreed with his use of corporal punishment, they called CPS on him and they were put in the foster system and he has no idea where they are. I know he misses them and is eager to start a family with someone whose parents won't report him to the authorities for following Proverbs 13:24 and 23:13.


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Love Jesus Re: Good News, I Have A Suitor! - 01-21-2019, 06:34 PM

Sister,

I am pleased beyond measure that someone was willing to take you for his bride. Surely Jesus is beaming and anxious to plant soldiers in your womb. I would have your father set the date soon. We have kept Christ waiting long enough.

BrotherLarry


Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
Amen and Amen
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