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Exclamation How Rosa Parks started terrorism, how desegregation funds Al Queda - 04-20-2012, 12:06 PM

As republicans, we like SUVs and other big cars. The taller the ceiling, the airier the cabin, the better. And we hate seat belts. And having a guy in a suit to do the driving for us? Perfect.

Hey, while we're driving our imaginary perfect car, let's also say that it also cuts off funding to terrorists. No, nothing magical, all that takes is fuel efficiency. Because if they couldn't sell oil, the world's billion or so muslims would have the GDP of Finland (Pop. less than 10 million). Without oil being bought, terrorists wouldn't be able to afford bombs. Or food.

With oil out of the equation, the world don't have to appease or invade them. The world will leave them to drown in their own excreta, just how they want it.

A chauffeured vehicle that's longer than a limo and roomier than a hummer, and deadlier to terrorism than an Abrams tank....What a fantasy, right?

Except this vehicle does exist. It's called the bus.

So you'd think as patriotic republicans we'd all take the bus everywhere. Well, we used to.

Then, at the dawn of America's Dark Age, a woman named Rosa Parks got elitist ideas above her station, and arrogantly decided to invite herself to the front of the bus. With a bit of help from divisive, troublemaking community activists, next thing you know, we have desegregated buses. Why?

Because as a multiculturalist she thought that if Real Americans got used to breathing urban crack-breath and sitting on skank-stained seats, we would learn to love those people.

So their theory is that if you want two cats to become friends, you put them in a bag together.

See, I like my next door-nieghbor just fine. He does weird things like mow his grass down almost to the bedrock, and his dog craps all over the yard, but that's okay because we had a nice high fence between us. If you took down the fence, we might not be friendly for so long. And if he moved in with me, well, maybe we might have some interesting conversations, his wife might teach my wife new recipes or introduce us to new music we haven't heard....But it won't be long until he's overstayed his welcome. And then we aren't friends any more.

This is what you do with when you meet multiculturalist: ask to move in with him. "After all, you believe that the path to peace is to cram different people together and make them have to share stuff, right? So we'll be the best of friends, right?"

However, Rosa Parks had no understanding of human nature - instead of desegregating buses, by allowing blacks to sit up front, she SUPERSEGREGATED buses, because now no white people ride on them at all. Not in the front, not in the back, and thanks to affirmative action, not in the driver's seat.

Some say that was her plan all along. The blacks didn't want to mix to bring blacks into the American mainstream, but to drag the American mainstream down to their level. This is why forced integration of schools was first on their agenda: exactly like the militant homosexuals are doing today, they started by recruiting impressionable and nieve children into their lifestyle.

After all, we'd like to have our own whites-only carpooling clubs, but of course you know how they'd howl about that. There is no freedom of association in the our multicoloured utopia. How perfect that today the Rosa Parks bus is in the Henry Ford museum: you can have any seat-mate you like, as long as it's black.

So, since we're forced out of buses to avoid AIDS, and forced out of carpooling to avoid charges of racism, meaning we have no choice but to drive hummers. To fuel them we have to buy oil from Saudi Arabia and other muslim countries, knowing that the money we pay at the pump will eventually be used by terrorists to buy bombs. They don't get funded by camel meat exports. They get funded by the legacy of Rosa Parks.

Ever heard of terrorist attacks before Rosa Parks? Of course not.

So in short, you can't have muslim terrorism without Rosa Parks.


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