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A crazy catholic bishop. -
03-08-2009, 05:19 AM
Good evening.
I hope you don't mind me posting this under this section, I wasn't sure where else I should put this.
My family owes some land in Iceland, where my ancestors were born. Some years ago, this self-proclaimed catholic 'bishop' bought the land next to ours and thinks of himself as the ruler of all. He recently trespassed into our territory, posting notes where he claimed that we were trespassing onto his land if we decided to take a walk through the countryside, look at our water supplies and such. He graciously allows us to use 80 yards to mind our water supplies, but anything beyond that is 'trespassing'.
What can I do to make this silly catholic leave us be? He's been driving us mad for years now, and I've decided to do something about this.
Again, I hope this is the right section. If not, I apologize and hope that you have a nice day!
Most sincerely,
Steini.
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Re: A crazy catholic bishop. -
03-08-2009, 05:32 AM
If you need help, then you posted in the right place. But first I'd like to ask you a few questions.
How old are you? Have you accepted Jesus as your personal Savior? Do you own any firearms? What church do you attend?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: A crazy catholic bishop. -
03-08-2009, 05:43 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
If you need help, then you posted in the right place. But first I'd like to ask you a few questions.
How old are you? Have you accepted Jesus as your personal Savior? Do you own any firearms? What church do you attend?
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Thank you for answering. I'll be 24 in November. I was born into a Christian family and accepted Jesus as my savior at the age of 13. I hope it doesn't change much, but I live in Iceland and the churches that we offer are not something that I want to boast about. This I realized after hearing from other Christians across the sea, and I hope that I too, God willing, will be able to attend to a real Christian church soon in the future.
And no, I don't owe any firearms. Ironically, the 'bishop' banned all hunting in 'his lands'.
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Re: A crazy catholic bishop. -
03-08-2009, 05:51 AM
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Originally Posted by SteiniDJ
Thank you for answering. I'll be 24 in November. I was born into a Christian family and accepted Jesus as my savior at the age of 13. I hope it doesn't change much, but I live in Iceland and the churches that we offer are not something that I want to boast about. This I realized after hearing from other Christians across the sea, and I hope that I too, God willing, will be able to attend to a real Christian church soon in the future.
And no, I don't owe any firearms. Ironically, the 'bishop' banned all hunting in 'his lands'.
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Well in that case you have only two options.
#1. Click on the "Donate" button at the bottom of this page and send in your down payment of $50,000 USD, and Landover Baptist Security will rescue you from whatever God-forsaken chunk of ice you're living on within 48 hours.
or
#2. Get a rubber dinghy and start rowing to God's favorite country (America) and try and get a Green Card.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: A crazy catholic bishop. -
03-08-2009, 05:53 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
Well in that case you have only two options.
#1. Click on the "Donate" button at the bottom of this page and send in your down payment of $50,000 USD, and Landover Baptist Security will rescue you from whatever God-forsaken chunk of ice you're living on within 48 hours.
or
#2. Get a rubber dinghy and start rowing to God's favorite country (America) and try and get a Green Card.
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Thank you, Pastor Ezekiel. My hope is to use option two, although a bit altered. I only hope that you don't share the same problem I do with crazy catholics!
Until then, I'll use my imagination with this 'bishop' problems. Thank you, once more.
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Re: A crazy catholic bishop. -
03-08-2009, 05:57 AM
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Originally Posted by SteiniDJ
Thank you, Pastor Ezekiel. My hope is to use option two, although a bit altered. I only hope that you don't share the same problem I do with crazy catholics!
Until then, I'll use my imagination with this 'bishop' problems. Thank you, once more.
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Good choice! I'll be praying for you.
In the mean time, you might want to read through THIS section, the better to illuminate your knowledge of the papist scum.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: A crazy catholic bishop. -
03-08-2009, 06:15 AM
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Good choice! I'll be praying for you.
In the mean time, you might want to read through THIS section, the better to illuminate your knowledge of the papist scum.
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I'm reading through this right now, and to further prove my point on Icelandic churches and their inability to correctly forward the word of God to the masses:
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Originally Posted by Proverbs
30:6 Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.
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They decided to publish a '21st century Bible', where certain words (effeminate, adulterers and fornicators for an example) have practically been removed or replaced with words that do not even have the same meaning. It makes me sick and at the same time, sad.
Thank you once again, Pastor Ezekiel!
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Re: A crazy catholic bishop. -
01-11-2010, 08:28 PM
catholics are immoral people and i wish the lord would smite them down
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Re: A crazy catholic bishop. -
01-12-2010, 11:22 PM
I would be great if we can get the Navy to fire a few high explosive shells into his house.
Has this perv tried to bugger you?
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