Go Back   The Landover Baptist Church Forum > Church Forums > Creation Science
Reload this Page Are Mushrooms the work of Satan
Creation Science The origins of life and the earth from a creationist (Biblical) perspective.

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
(#1)
Old
Major Ringsore's Avatar
Major Ringsore Major Ringsore is offline
Confirmed Enemy of God
BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
 
Posts: 5
Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: Cambridge UK
Major Ringsore is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.
Default Are Mushrooms the work of Satan - 08-18-2010, 12:46 PM

How can these disgusting things be natural, i was walking with my friends 6 year old daughter out in the woods when she suddenly tripped and started crying out. I thought she had hurt herself but she had fallen face first onto this monstrosity. It took me a good hour to calm her down before we could continue with our walk in the woods

Reply With Quote
(#2)
Old
David Micheal's Avatar
David Micheal David Micheal is offline
Forum Member
Forum Member

Protected by JESUS True Christian Caucasian Ready for the Rapture

 
Posts: 207
Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: At my home, reading my bible.
David Micheal has had a couple of people click the rep button.David Micheal has had a couple of people click the rep button.David Micheal has had a couple of people click the rep button.David Micheal has had a couple of people click the rep button.
Default Re: Are Mushrooms the work of Satan - 08-18-2010, 01:11 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Major Ringsore View Post
How can these disgusting things be natural, i was walking with my friends 6 year old daughter out in the woods when she suddenly tripped and started crying out. I thought she had hurt herself but she had fallen face first onto this monstrosity. It took me a good hour to calm her down before we could continue with our walk in the woods


This mushroom must be the work of Satan.
I mean how else would something so disgusting exist?
Reply With Quote
(#3)
Old
Lisa H's Avatar
Lisa H Lisa H is offline
Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
True Christian™

Protected by JESUS True Heterosexual™ Real American™ One Year/1000 posts A for Effort True Christian™ Mission to Australia Heaven Bound Ex-Gay Home Schooled True Christian Lady Friend of Jesus Ready for the Rapture Flat Earth

 
Posts: 5,070
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Walking on the Lord's path
Lisa H has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureLisa H has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureLisa H has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureLisa H has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureLisa H has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureLisa H has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureLisa H has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureLisa H has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureLisa H has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureLisa H has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureLisa H has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious Rapture
Default Re: Are Mushrooms the work of Satan - 08-18-2010, 01:37 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Major Ringsore View Post
How can these disgusting things be natural, i was walking with my friends 6 year old daughter out in the woods when she suddenly tripped and started crying out. I thought she had hurt herself but she had fallen face first onto this monstrosity. It took me a good hour to calm her down before we could continue with our walk in the woods

Is this how you got your username.


Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
Reply With Quote
(#4)
Old
Robert Jones's Avatar
Robert Jones Robert Jones is offline
True Christian™
True Christian™

True Christian™ Protected by JESUS Ex-Masturbator Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College 3rd Year Bible College Tell her once

 
Posts: 333
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Godly South Dakota
Robert Jones has bribed people to get these reputation points.Robert Jones has bribed people to get these reputation points.Robert Jones has bribed people to get these reputation points.Robert Jones has bribed people to get these reputation points.Robert Jones has bribed people to get these reputation points.Robert Jones has bribed people to get these reputation points.Robert Jones has bribed people to get these reputation points.Robert Jones has bribed people to get these reputation points.Robert Jones has bribed people to get these reputation points.Robert Jones has bribed people to get these reputation points.Robert Jones has bribed people to get these reputation points.
Default Re: Are Mushrooms the work of Satan - 08-18-2010, 01:47 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Major Ringsore View Post
How can these disgusting things be natural, i was walking with my friends 6 year old daughter out in the woods when she suddenly tripped and started crying out. I thought she had hurt herself but she had fallen face first onto this monstrosity. It took me a good hour to calm her down before we could continue with our walk in the woods
Why would you come into this forum of True Christians™ and lie to us about finding this mushroom? What were you doing alone in the woods with a 6 year old girl? You then post something that looks like your tallywacker? Child rape is a sin , I can only imagine why she was crying after you violated her innocence. You make me sick.


Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell. Proverbs 23:13



Run to the KJV1611!
Reply With Quote
(#5)
Old
Oakland "Reb" Griner Oakland "Reb" Griner is offline
True Christian™
True Christian™

True Christian™ True Heterosexual™ Bronze Tither Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS Super Soaker Baptism Award True Christian Caucasian Real American™ One Year/1000 posts Ex-Masturbator Friend of Jesus Tell her once

 
Posts: 2,216
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: West of Eden
Oakland "Reb" Griner is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.Oakland "Reb" Griner is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.Oakland "Reb" Griner is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.Oakland "Reb" Griner is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.Oakland "Reb" Griner is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.Oakland "Reb" Griner is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.Oakland "Reb" Griner is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.Oakland "Reb" Griner is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.Oakland "Reb" Griner is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.Oakland "Reb" Griner is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.Oakland "Reb" Griner is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.
Default Re: Are Mushrooms the work of Satan - 08-18-2010, 01:58 PM

If a Catholic nun came upon that fungal horror, she would attempt to birth a demon for Satan with it!


Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.
Reply With Quote
(#6)
Old
Major Ringsore's Avatar
Major Ringsore Major Ringsore is offline
Confirmed Enemy of God
BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
 
Posts: 5
Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: Cambridge UK
Major Ringsore is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.
Default Re: Are Mushrooms the work of Satan - 08-18-2010, 02:14 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Robert Jones View Post
Why would you come into this forum of True Christians™ and lie to us about finding this mushroom? What were you doing alone in the woods with a 6 year old girl? You then post something that looks like your tallywacker? Child rape is a sin , I can only imagine why she was crying after you violated her innocence. You make me sick.
Unlike some countries (especially some with southern states) here in the Uk we trust our friends to be with our offspring i am afraid it's your perverted mind that has led you to this conclusion.
Reply With Quote
(#7)
Old
Titus Templeton's Avatar
Titus Templeton Titus Templeton is offline
Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
Jesus macht frei
True Christian™

Protected by JESUS Heaven Bound Ready for the Rapture True Christian™ Christian Love Real American™ Ex-Masturbator True Christian Caucasian Friend of Jesus Flat Earth Tell her once Gold Tither Porn Resistant Persecuted Pro-Life One Year/1000 posts True Christian Artist True Republican Ex-eurotrash Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Prayer Warrior Touched by Jesus Public Awareness Medal Saved 5 Years Anti-sodomy Pastor Ezekiel Heart of compassion Eats the Most Pork Truck Stop Ministry Member Donald Trump 2016! Mower Wall of Jesus Alternative Facts Alternative Facts

 
Posts: 5,908
Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: Black Forrest, Germany
Titus Templeton will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Titus Templeton will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Titus Templeton will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Titus Templeton will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Titus Templeton will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Titus Templeton will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Titus Templeton will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Titus Templeton will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Titus Templeton will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Titus Templeton will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Titus Templeton will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Are Mushrooms the work of Satan - 08-18-2010, 03:21 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Major Ringsore View Post
Unlike some countries (especially some with southern states) here in the Uk we trust our friends to be with our offspring i am afraid it's your perverted mind that has led you to this conclusion.
First, True Christians dont have a perverted mind. They live their lives after the holy bible which gives them much wisdom. After all you really seem like you hiding something.

And my other question is, why are you afraid about something like this mushroom. Even when its brought by the devil, if you live the life of a TrueChristian you dont have to bother about that.

James 4:7
7Submit yourselves therefore to God. Resist the devil, and he will flee from you.


Reply With Quote
(#8)
Old
Major Ringsore's Avatar
Major Ringsore Major Ringsore is offline
Confirmed Enemy of God
BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
 
Posts: 5
Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: Cambridge UK
Major Ringsore is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.
Default Re: Are Mushrooms the work of Satan - 08-18-2010, 03:37 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by TrueGermanChrist View Post
First, True Christians dont have a perverted mind. They live their lives after the holy bible which gives them much wisdom. After all you really seem like you hiding something.

And my other question is, why are you afraid about something like this mushroom. Even when its brought by the devil, if you live the life of a TrueChristian you dont have to bother about that.

2 Corinthians 11
3 But I fear, lest by any means, as the serpent beguiled Eve through his subtilty, so your minds should be corrupted from the simplicity that is in Christ.
I have nothing to hide, so the person who falsely accused me of being a child rapist is not a true Christian for they must of seen those images in their mind in the first place, as for the mushroom i have no fear in fact this particular type " The Stinkhorn" is rather delicious when fried whole and served with a side salad of mixed lettuce, tomatoes and liberty caps
Reply With Quote
(#9)
Old
Lisa H's Avatar
Lisa H Lisa H is offline
Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
True Christian™

Protected by JESUS True Heterosexual™ Real American™ One Year/1000 posts A for Effort True Christian™ Mission to Australia Heaven Bound Ex-Gay Home Schooled True Christian Lady Friend of Jesus Ready for the Rapture Flat Earth

 
Posts: 5,070
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Walking on the Lord's path
Lisa H has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureLisa H has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureLisa H has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureLisa H has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureLisa H has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureLisa H has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureLisa H has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureLisa H has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureLisa H has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureLisa H has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureLisa H has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious Rapture
Default Re: Are Mushrooms the work of Satan - 08-18-2010, 03:49 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Major Ringsore View Post
I have nothing to hide, so the person who falsely accused me of being a child rapist is not a true Christian for they must of seen those images in their mind in the first place, as for the mushroom i have no fear in fact this particular type " The Stinkhorn" is rather delicious when fried whole and served with a side salad of mixed lettuce, tomatoes and liberty caps
Stop making up lies. You posted that story because it is one of your sexual fantasies.


Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
Reply With Quote
(#10)
Old
Major Ringsore's Avatar
Major Ringsore Major Ringsore is offline
Confirmed Enemy of God
BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
 
Posts: 5
Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: Cambridge UK
Major Ringsore is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.
Default Re: Are Mushrooms the work of Satan - 08-18-2010, 03:56 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Lisa H View Post
Stop making up lies. You posted that story because it is one of your sexual fantasies.
Getting shafted by a mushroom is one of my sexual fantasies?????? You disgust me, i thought i was joining a forum of true believers and all i have had so far is false accusations thrown at me by some white trailer trash and some dick with a mullet for a hair cut. what a waist of a good afternoon i could of been out saving souls instead of being bombarded by crap.
Reply With Quote
(#11)
Old
Lisa H's Avatar
Lisa H Lisa H is offline
Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
True Christian™

Protected by JESUS True Heterosexual™ Real American™ One Year/1000 posts A for Effort True Christian™ Mission to Australia Heaven Bound Ex-Gay Home Schooled True Christian Lady Friend of Jesus Ready for the Rapture Flat Earth

 
Posts: 5,070
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Walking on the Lord's path
Lisa H has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureLisa H has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureLisa H has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureLisa H has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureLisa H has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureLisa H has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureLisa H has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureLisa H has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureLisa H has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureLisa H has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureLisa H has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious Rapture
Default Re: Are Mushrooms the work of Satan - 08-18-2010, 04:01 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Major Ringsore View Post
Getting shafted by a mushroom is one of my sexual fantasies?????? You disgust me, i thought i was joining a forum of true believers and all i have had so far is false accusations thrown at me by some white trailer trash and some dick with a mullet for a hair cut. what a waist of a good afternoon i could of been out saving souls instead of being bombarded by crap.
You are just a pervert who came here to write sick stories to disgust us. So stop your lying.


Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
Reply With Quote
(#12)
Old
Cranky Old Man's Avatar
Cranky Old Man Cranky Old Man is offline
Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
You kids get off his lawn!
 

True Christian™ Real American™ Christian Love Christian Love Platinum Tither Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS Gunfest '09 Ex-Masturbator Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian The Lord’s Witness Wound 1st Year Bible College Punched the most queers Public Awareness Medal Public Awareness Medal One Year/1000 posts Friend of Jesus 2010 Witch Hunt Award True Christian Nerd Flat Earth The Hatchet Child Rearing Award Tell her once Persecuted Porn Resistant Pro-Life Eats the Most Pork 2011 Witch Hunt Award True Republican Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Hatchet Child Rearing Award Prayer Warrior 2012 Witch Hunt Award Touched by Jesus Babysitter 2014 Witch Hunt Award Stamp of Approval Trump of GOD True Christian Artist God's chosen ones Donald Trump 2016! Pancake Dinner Anti-sodomy Hands Off 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College 3rd Year Bible College 4th Year Bible College Saved 5 Years Paula Deen Negro Support Group True Christian Hotrodder 2015 Witch Hunt Award Pastor Ezekiel Crown of Life Crown of Incorruptibility 20,000 posts BFF of Jesus Proud Survivor of the Overwatch Wars Wall of Jesus Alternative Facts GLORY Team Fortress Rebuker Extraordinaire

 
Posts: 21,641
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Close to God
Cranky Old Man will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Cranky Old Man will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Cranky Old Man will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Cranky Old Man will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Cranky Old Man will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Cranky Old Man will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Cranky Old Man will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Cranky Old Man will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Cranky Old Man will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Cranky Old Man will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Cranky Old Man will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Are Mushrooms the work of Satan - 08-18-2010, 04:03 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Major Ringsore View Post
some white trailer trash and some dick with a mullet for a hair cut
You are clearly not a nice person. Atheist without morals I presume? Can you please leave us alone?


CANCER is a state of mind! Time to stop ALL healthcare!!!
Follow me on Twitter or burn in Hell for all eternity!

To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
Reply With Quote
(#13)
Old
Major Ringsore's Avatar
Major Ringsore Major Ringsore is offline
Confirmed Enemy of God
BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
 
Posts: 5
Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: Cambridge UK
Major Ringsore is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.
Default Re: Are Mushrooms the work of Satan - 08-18-2010, 04:10 PM

I was a nice person until i got insulted on here, but i will happily leave you all alone now i have had a taste of what false religion is and the way you treat genuine people.

Don't bother replying please but i will pray for you all
Reply With Quote
(#14)
Old
Pastor Ezekiel's Avatar
Pastor Ezekiel Pastor Ezekiel is offline
Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
 

One Year/1000 posts Ribfest '09 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College 3rd Year Bible College 4th Year Bible College Saved 1 Year Long service medal, 3rd class Christian Love True Christian™ The Al E. Pistle Award for Excellence in Rebuking Real American™ True Heterosexual™ Tithing Manager 2008 Witch Hunt Award Gunfest '09 Senior Pastor Mission to Australia Heaven Bound Tagging for Jesus The Lord’s Witness Wound Home Schooled Punched the most queers TC Bravery Protected by JESUS Pastor of GOD Ex-Masturbator Jailed for JESUS Super Soaker Baptism Award Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Teabag Patriot 20,000 posts Friend of Jesus 2010 Witch Hunt Award Flat Earth 50,000 posts Tell her once Persecuted Porn Resistant Mission to Japan Pro-Life Mission to Las Vegas True Christian Provider™ award True Scientist™ Eats the Most Pork 2011 Witch Hunt Award Outreach preacher Special Mission (North Korea) Golden Bear Award True Republican Batman Shooting Survivor Sons of Liberty Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! WisconSIN Shooting survivor Proud Niglet Sponsorer Truck Stop Ministry Member Hatchet Child Rearing Award Kirk Cameron Fan Club In Love With Zeke Bear Prayer Warrior 2012 Witch Hunt Award Man of the Year True Christian Hotrodder Paula Deen Negro Support Group Gator Touched by Jesus 75,000 posts Man of the Year Babysitter 2014 Witch Hunt Award Stamp of Approval Mission to Korea Trump of GOD Uber Angels Driver Rick Perry's Niggerhead Ranch Roper Crossburn Donald Trump 2016! Pancake Dinner Anti-sodomy Hands Off 2015 Witch Hunt Award Pastor Ezekiel Golden Bear Award Mission Long service medal, 2nd class Aardvark Asked questions later Heart of compassion Crown of Righteousness The Crown of Crowns Crown of Glory Crown of Incorruptibility Crown of Rejoicing Crown of Life BFF of Jesus Proud Survivor of the Overwatch Wars Probing for Jesus Wall of Jesus Alternative Facts Saved 10 Years Hold re-election 2020 for Jesus Hold re-election 2020 for Jesus

 
Posts: 79,696
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Freehold, Iowa
Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Are Mushrooms the work of Satan - 08-18-2010, 04:14 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Major Ringsore View Post
I was a nice person until i got insulted on here, but i will happily leave you all alone now i have had a taste of what false religion is and the way you treat genuine people.

Don't bother replying please but i will pray for you all
Right, Mr. Anglican. You'll pray to the queen for us? No thanks.

We worship Jesus.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
Reply With Quote
(#15)
Old
Sister Charli's Avatar
Sister Charli Sister Charli is offline
True Christian™
True Christian™

True Christian™ Real American™ True Christian Lady Heaven Bound Mission to Australia Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Friend of Jesus

 
Posts: 1,590
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Koala Kountry
Sister Charli has bribed people to get these reputation points.Sister Charli has bribed people to get these reputation points.Sister Charli has bribed people to get these reputation points.Sister Charli has bribed people to get these reputation points.Sister Charli has bribed people to get these reputation points.Sister Charli has bribed people to get these reputation points.Sister Charli has bribed people to get these reputation points.Sister Charli has bribed people to get these reputation points.Sister Charli has bribed people to get these reputation points.Sister Charli has bribed people to get these reputation points.Sister Charli has bribed people to get these reputation points.
Default Re: Are Mushrooms the work of Satan - 08-18-2010, 04:15 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Major Ringsore View Post
but i will happily leave you all alone now


2 Chronicles 7:14
14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.
Reply With Quote
(#16)
Old
UnHolyislandman UnHolyislandman is offline
Unsaved trash
 
Posts: 85
Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: Godless England
UnHolyislandman is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.UnHolyislandman is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.UnHolyislandman is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.
Default Re: Are Mushrooms the work of Satan - 08-20-2010, 01:46 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
You are clearly not a nice person. Atheist without morals I presume? Can you please leave us alone?
And this is from a man who posts up a counties flag wrong just to get a bite, well lets have a look at your flag shall we. I can see the stripes but i can't for the life of me see any stars.

Reply With Quote
(#17)
Old
CommunistChrist CommunistChrist is offline
Unsaved trash
Under Investigation
 
Posts: 1
Join Date: Aug 2010
CommunistChrist is under investigation -- suspected to be Unsaved Trash.
Default Re: Are Mushrooms the work of Satan - 08-20-2010, 03:44 PM

What you may all find to be an abomination to Earth sent from Satan I find quite delicious sauteé'd in delicious soy sauce.
Reply With Quote
(#18)
Old
UnHolyislandman UnHolyislandman is offline
Unsaved trash
 
Posts: 85
Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: Godless England
UnHolyislandman is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.UnHolyislandman is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.UnHolyislandman is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.
Default Re: Are Mushrooms the work of Satan - 08-20-2010, 03:58 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by CommunistChrist View Post
What you may all find to be an abomination to Earth sent from Satan I find quite delicious sauteé'd in delicious soy sauce.
I totally agree with you but i would have to add some garlic
Reply With Quote
(#19)
Old
Nobar King's Avatar
Nobar King Nobar King is offline
Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
Christ's Guardian
True Christian™

One Year/1000 posts Saved 1 Year True Christian™ True Christian Provider™ award Ribfest '07 Christian Love Tin Tither Real American™ Cleanest Kitchen Mission to Australia Heaven Bound Tagging for Jesus Protected by JESUS Ex-Masturbator Super Soaker Baptism Award True Christian Hotrodder Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian True Christian Nerd TC Bravery Ex-liberal Ex-Christ-Killer Friend of Jesus Flat Earth Saved 5 Years Tell her once Persecuted Porn Resistant Pro-Life 20,000 posts Eats the Most Pork True Republican Divorcee Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Early riser Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Kirk Cameron Fan Club Prayer Warrior Touched by Jesus Grammar Nazi Pancake Dinner Anti-sodomy Hands Off Pastor Ezekiel Cup of Jesus Trump of GOD Donald Trump 2016! Proud Survivor of the Overwatch Wars Wall of Jesus Alternative Facts

 
Posts: 23,732
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Mostly on the front porch. Revelation 6:8
Nobar King will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Nobar King will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Nobar King will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Nobar King will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Nobar King will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Nobar King will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Nobar King will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Nobar King will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Nobar King will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Nobar King will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Nobar King will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Skull Re: Are Mushrooms the work of Satan - 08-15-2017, 05:20 PM

Scientists have created a new mushroom drug to enslave all humans:
Quote:
'Magic mushroom’ enzyme mystery solved
Researchers unravel the biosynthesis of the psychoactive drug psilocybin, making large-scale production a possibility
They will make drugs that turns you into a zombie and control you through chips in your brain. That might seem crazy, now, but I know it will happen. Probably in Russia, first.


May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
Reply With Quote
(#20)
Old
Johny Joe Hold's Avatar
Johny Joe Hold Johny Joe Hold is online now
Mayor of Freehold
 

Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS Ex-Masturbator Ready for the Rapture True Christian™ Christian Love Real American™ True Christian Caucasian TC Bravery Friend of Jesus Flat Earth Tell her once One Year/1000 posts Persecuted Porn Resistant Pro-Life Mayor True Republican Teabag Patriot Ex-liberal Saved 1 Year Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Eats the Most Pork Prayer Warrior Touched by Jesus Mission to Korea Stamp of Approval Guns ablazin' Trump of GOD Donald Trump 2016! Pancake Dinner Anti-sodomy Pastor Ezekiel BFF of Jesus Wall of Jesus Alternative Facts Saved 5 Years Hold re-election 2020 for Jesus Team Fortress Rebuker Extraordinaire

 
Posts: 7,110
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: City Hall, Freehold, Iowa
Johny Joe Hold will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Johny Joe Hold will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Johny Joe Hold will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Johny Joe Hold will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Johny Joe Hold will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Johny Joe Hold will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Johny Joe Hold will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Johny Joe Hold will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Johny Joe Hold will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Johny Joe Hold will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Johny Joe Hold will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Are Mushrooms the work of Satan - 08-16-2017, 02:18 PM

I've heard about church pot lucks where casseroles had mushrooms in them. Later, people said they saw Jesus. Are we to believe them?


Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Find Additional Forums Here



Powered by Jesus - vBulletin® Version 3.8.9
Copyright ©2000 - 2019, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
vBulletin Skin developed by: vBStyles.com
Content Landover Baptist Forums © 1620, 2018 all rights reserved