Brethren and Sisters,
Christmas is over and while the presence of Jesus was invigorating, there were also many horrendous incidences around the world. Perhaps the worst took place in our living room.
Grandparents. Unsaved old trash. You've gotta respect them but my oh my do they respect Jesus? Actually, they don't.
You may also have wondered why practically all young girls and boys nowadays have an
obsession about male reproductive organs. The life of pre-teen kids is all about sex, premarital and unnaturally sodomistic sex, tallowhackers and cooters and seed. Ask no more. These two sordid phenomena - grandparents and the underage compulsion to wieners - have a common nominator.
Toys.
My parents whom I
hate (Luke 14:26) but
honour (Exodus 20:12 albeit this may cause me to remain on Earth longer than I wish) visited us and brought Christmas presents. Had the children not been present I would have discarded them but my folks insisted on the kids opening them immediately. Cooking utensils for the half-children it seemed, practising how to be a housewife. Seemed fine and I actually thought my mother had started to respect by
Faith.
No.
It was the
Play-Doh Cake Mountain Topper. A
tool to squirt fake icing on a fake cake.
It is a frosting dispenser. It produces a thick fluid the child can spread on her formations.
The
conspiracy between Satan, toy manufacturers and grandparents has reached new spheres. At present it is not only female offspring but also
boys who strive to become chefs and cooks. They practise with these apparatuses. Soon they will discover that these toys can be
inserted. The first penetration is
inevitable and
irreversible,
Satan gains a victory.
Nakedness is NEVER acceptable.
Exodus 20:26
Neither shalt thou go up by steps unto mine altar, that thy nakedness be not discovered thereon.
Exodus 28:42
And thou shalt make them linen breeches to cover their nakedness; from the loins even unto the thighs they shall reach:
Leviticus 18:6
None of you shall approach to any that is near of kin to him, to uncover their nakedness: I am the LORD.
Now hundreds of millions of children are learning that male genitals are
natural, that it is
normal to touch them, that it is acceptable to make them
squirt, that they produce something intended for
oral consumption, that they can be
fun, that you can insert them anywhere for
pleasure, that similar body parts exist, that they also
squirt, can be put into use by
oral penetration for
pleasure, that the nether regions are fun to play with, that Jesus can be
ignored.
Needless to say, those thingies are in the furnace of our house. My parents will never ever visit us unsupervised again and they'll know the heat of the Furnace (Matthew 13:50) any day now.
Thank you, Jesus for exposing yet another lie of Satan. Come quickly and fill me with your essence! Praise God!
Yours in Christ,
Elmer