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Cake Happy Birthday, Pastor Ezekiel - 07-16-2018, 03:38 AM

First, Happy and not-because-of-me belated Birthday Wishes to you, my Faithful Servant in Me. We both know that you are the pivotal key in my plans to demolish this world to make a better one. See you soon. In fact, I can see you all the time as I am the ultimate clairvoyant and boy oh boy I REALLY like what I see.

Second. Me H. Me!


It was Zeke's birthday yesterday and it was I who gave you the free will to congratulate him and shower him with presents. He's a busy man and an important man and you totally neglected him! By Me! I really expected more of you. Goddamn the free will but it is here to stay so deal with it! I saw more people on earth engaged in rectal romps yesterday than those celebrating Zeke's Big Day or praising Me! I expect to see some heavy repentance soon.

Keep up the good work, Zeke! Yours in Me!


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