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Default Re: Homosexuals are forcing Jesus to watch them have ANAL SEX!! - 11-28-2019, 02:29 AM

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The 5th November remember remember...
What does a good Christian burning of heathen books on Halloween have to do with November 5, when Catholic terrorists attempted to blow up the British parliament?


"No room for them in the inn" (Luke 2:7)?
Not if they'd come to the Blood of Christ Motel!
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Default Re: Homosexuals are forcing Jesus to watch them have ANAL SEX!! - 11-28-2019, 02:55 AM

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What does a good Christian burning of heathen books on Halloween have to do with November 5, when Catholic terrorists attempted to blow up the British parliament?
Sadly, they failed... who was the target of Guy Fawkes? what is your preferred bible?
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Default Re: Homosexuals are forcing Jesus to watch them have ANAL SEX!! - 11-28-2019, 03:07 AM

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Sadly, they failed... who was the target of Guy Fawkes? what is your preferred bible?
Aren't you some kind of atheist? Guy Fawkes and his pals wanted to turn England back over to the Catholic Church. How is that preferable?


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Default Re: Homosexuals are forcing Jesus to watch them have ANAL SEX!! - 11-28-2019, 12:46 PM

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Aren't you some kind of atheist? Guy Fawkes and his pals wanted to turn England back over to the Catholic Church. How is that preferable?
What can I say I might be an atheist but I enjoy Catholic Cultural... I believe that Guy Fawkes would have made England Great Again by blowing up King James and Parliament.

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Default Re: Homosexuals are forcing Jesus to watch them have ANAL SEX!! - 11-29-2019, 03:33 AM

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What can I say I might be an atheist but I enjoy Catholic Cultural
You enjoy hypocrisy, alcoholism, organized crime, and pedophilia?


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Default Re: Homosexuals are forcing Jesus to watch them have ANAL SEX!! - 07-16-2020, 09:15 PM

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Because God sees and knows all Psalm 147:5, and he sees all Job 28:24 that means he knows about what people do in their bedrooms. Specifically, He knows when they're having filthy, repulsive anal sex. Now, imagine how God feels. He is the ultimate judge, so in order to be fair in responsible he has to take EVERYTHING into consideration. Meaning, he has to watch homosexuals insert their perverted tallywackers into each other.

Homosexuals know this and yet they still do it, they probably get off on the idea of Jesus watching them insert their tallywackers into each other's hineys, wearing the crevasse's of each other's hineys as masks, and spitting out Jesus's loving blood in favor of another man's tallywacker secretion.
So this is why Jesus sent covid as an airborne illness that requires the use of masks to avoid. By all the Angels in Heaven brother, you prophesied this disease years ago!


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Default Re: Homosexuals are forcing Jesus to watch them have ANAL SEX!! - 07-16-2020, 10:29 PM

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So this is why Jesus sent covid as an airborne illness that requires the use of masks to avoid. By all the Angels in Heaven brother, you prophesied this disease years ago!


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Thanks for pointing this out. Sometimes the Lord works in mysterious ways and sometimes not so mysterious and predictable ways. Jesus hates anal sex and other same sex debauchery, and always has.


If all same sex sin stopped I'm willing to bet this virus would go away, but these deviants care more about sniffing another man's rectum than they do saving our nation.
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