Oh, dear Miss Shah: What a lovely surprise to hear from you! Your visit to
confirms that you have a hunger for the Things of
. It is very pleasing to know that you have reached out to us once again. I am confident that it will be no time before you will have abandoned your rebellious, wayward instincts and will have turned your life over, entirely, to the
as your one and only
, forsaking your current association with whatever
bound mumbo-jumbo is of a current obsession.
Now, Dear, I do hope that will not mind my giving a bit of correction to you here, but whenever one refers to
,
mas,
ians, etc., the "C" is always to be capitalized. We make no exceptions, especially when one is posting messages to
believers at
's blessed
.
Now, then, as for your
mas dinner, I'm afraid that none of that which you've outlined really falls in line with a true
mas dinner. Surely, you've heard of Green Beans Almondine, Sweet Potatoes with Marshmallow Topping to accompany the traditional turkey, gravy and stuffing? Chapati and machi chips (whatever they are) sound like something that Satan would use to distract you from your inner true desire to find the
at
mas.
That aside, I do wish you a most blessed
mas, and it is my hope and prayer that your next message will be to inform us that you have humbled yourself before
Almighty.
James 4:10 "Humble yourselves in the sight of the Lord, and he shall lift you up."
Sincerely, Isabella W.