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Default Re: Homosexuals are forcing Jesus to watch them have ANAL SEX!! - 05-03-2014, 06:46 AM

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Hey there Prayer Warrior!!!!
It seems pretty obvious with what you say that you dream of tallywackers all night long and would love to have a couple at the moment . For someone to rant on and on about the "evils" of anal sex, it would appear that you would like to participate in tallywacking in all its glory until you crash and burn of a little 'ol heart attack!! It's ok to be gay. The more you preach how awful it is just shows an intelligent reader how badly you will enjoy tallywacking yourself!! But I'll bet you have already participated in the act yourself. And if your words are anything to go by....YOU LOVED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Homersex is NOT okay

Leviticus 18:22 "Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination."
Leviticus 20:13 "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them."
Romans 1:26-27 "For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet."

How do you have the nerve to come to a Christian website and start talking about an abomination unto The Lord?

Children read this site, gosh darn it! Now I'm going to have some difficult questions to answer to my eager young, clean limbed nephew? He is on the brink of adolescence, supple of muscle and firm of thigh and now I have to explain all about rimming, power tops, sub bottoms, snowballing, bukkake, ball gags, corn holing, bung holing, cruising, batty bruising, scat play, cat play, brown hat parties, coffee cream parties (what ever the Hell they are), bumming, comming and of all things chumming

My youthful young nephew was in tears! How the gosh darn will I explain it to his mother when he asks her if he has to grow up to be gay?

Shame on you. People like you make me sick, you disgust me, gosh darn it. I hope you are pleased with your self you monster.

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Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Default Re: Homosexuals are forcing Jesus to watch them have ANAL SEX!! - 05-03-2014, 12:05 PM

One also has to keep in mind that anal sex is always gay sex, even if its with a woman.
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Default Re: Homosexuals are forcing Jesus to watch them have ANAL SEX!! - 05-03-2014, 12:49 PM

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One also has to keep in mind that anal sex is always gay sex, even if its with a woman.
I would like to add this includes 'pegging'- an act in which a closeted fagsexual convinces an unknowing harlot into cleaning his dirt pipe with a strap on mechanical tool. Thus sending them both to as aforementioned by Dr. Niles in Romans 1:26.

These homers have no limits when it comes to recruitment.


"Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven." (Matthew 5:16)

"But I say unto you, That whosoever shall put away his wife, saving for the cause of fornication, causeth her to commit adultery: and whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery." (Matthew 5:32)
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Default Re: Homosexuals are forcing Jesus to watch them have ANAL SEX!! - 05-03-2014, 04:05 PM

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I would like to add this includes 'pegging'- an act in which a closeted fagsexual convinces an unknowing harlot into cleaning his dirt pipe with a strap on mechanical tool. Thus sending them both to as aforementioned by Dr. Niles in Romans 1:26.

These homers have no limits when it comes to recruitment.
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Default Re: Homosexuals are forcing Jesus to watch them have ANAL SEX!! - 05-03-2014, 05:13 PM

I would not be surprised if some dishonest homer offered lead-lined chambers for homer sex. He would claim Jesus' x ray vision will not
see through and see the anal sex.

Good luck with that, slimy sinner.


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Default Re: Homosexuals are forcing Jesus to watch them have ANAL SEX!! - 05-06-2014, 07:05 AM

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I would not be surprised if some dishonest homer offered lead-lined chambers for homer sex. He would claim Jesus' x ray vision will not
see through and see the anal sex.

Good luck with that, slimy sinner.
I imagine some people are thinking "Why doesn't Jesus just decide to not look into these lead lined chambers? If He is omnipotent can't He do that?" Though what they fail to realize is that if Jesus did that it would then create a chamber of immunity to all sin.

Serial killers such as http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=28839 Jeffrey Dahmer (who later repented and so he is in heaven with Jesus as we speak) could convert to Christianity and THEN lure children into his lead-lined chamber under the guise of homosexuality and then murder them, rape them, torture them, and still get into Heaven because Jesus wouldn't know what was going on in there (although it is perfectly fine for him to get into Heaven now since he repented AFTER committing the acts, proving he turned away from his old lifestyle) etc. Also, what if one of these tortured people REPENTED while inside the lead lined chamber? Jesus would never know because He would have decided not to watch. Thus it would add one more person to burn in Hell for all eternity.

These homosexuals are so short sited and selfish that they would rather enjoy their perverted anal sex today even if it meant forcing sweet and loving Jesus to watch it, or even if it meant condemning a Christian who accepted Jesus to be tortured forever and ever. They would rather hide their perversions from Jesus even if it meant allowing murderers and pedophiles into Heaven. They are so foolish that they are risking their eternal souls for some jollies today. Now do you see why homosexuality is punishable by death?
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Default Re: Homosexuals are forcing Jesus to watch them have ANAL SEX!! - 05-06-2014, 07:40 AM

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I imagine some people are thinking "Why doesn't Jesus just decide to not look into these lead lined chambers? If He is omnipotent can't He do that?" Though what they fail to realize is that if Jesus did that it would then create a chamber of immunity to all sin.
Jesus doesn't have to do that. Since He can do anything, all he has to do is choose to forget seeing those acts. The sins can be recorded on scrolls or whatever for later reference.

I imagine that the phrase, "some things cannot be unseen" does not really apply to God or Jesus.


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Default Re: Homosexuals are forcing Jesus to watch them have ANAL SEX!! - 05-06-2014, 12:15 PM

God watches you doing the nasty in your bedroom so what different does it make if they are having sex. Like seriously have you ever thought that god might be gay but be afraid to show it because of all you judgemental pricks. He could be up in heaven right now riding his unicorn to confession. So shut the piffle up and come state what god is and what his opinions are when you meet him.
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I imagine some people are thinking "Why doesn't Jesus just decide to not look into these lead lined chambers? If He is omnipotent can't He do that?" Though what they fail to realize is that if Jesus did that it would then create a chamber of immunity to all sin.

Serial killers such as http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=28839 Jeffrey Dahmer (who later repented and so he is in heaven with Jesus as we speak) could convert to Christianity and THEN lure children into his lead-lined chamber under the guise of homosexuality and then murder them, rape them, torture them, and still get into Heaven because Jesus wouldn't know what was going on in there (although it is perfectly fine for him to get into Heaven now since he repented AFTER committing the acts, proving he turned away from his old lifestyle) etc. Also, what if one of these tortured people REPENTED while inside the lead lined chamber? Jesus would never know because He would have decided not to watch. Thus it would add one more person to burn in Hell for all eternity.

These homosexuals are so short sited and selfish that they would rather enjoy their perverted anal sex today even if it meant forcing sweet and loving Jesus to watch it, or even if it meant condemning a Christian who accepted Jesus to be tortured forever and ever. They would rather hide their perversions from Jesus even if it meant allowing murderers and pedophiles into Heaven. They are so foolish that they are risking their eternal souls for some jollies today. Now do you see why homosexuality is punishable by death?
Just so we're clear, we're positive that lead lined thing doesn't work, right? So anyone who may or may not have engaged in a small, almost insignificant indiscretion, in a lead lined room, or perhaps double wide trailor, did so in full view of Jesus? There's no chance at all the lead thing works. That's what we're saying. Right?


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Jesus doesn't have to do that. Since He can do anything, all he has to do is choose to forget seeing those acts. The sins can be recorded on scrolls or whatever for later reference.

I imagine that the phrase, "some things cannot be unseen" does not really apply to God or Jesus.

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Just so we're clear, we're positive that lead lined thing doesn't work, right? So anyone who may or may not have engaged in a small, almost insignificant indiscretion, in a lead lined room, or perhaps double wide trailor, did so in full view of Jesus? There's no chance at all the lead thing works. That's what we're saying. Right?
I think this would be better answered by a pastor as I'm not a theologian, but I'll try to give my best guess as to what is going on until a pastor can give us an official answer. My understanding of this verse was that even if Jesus stored sins or other activities on scrolls, the contents of those scrolls would instantly be seen, known, and revealed to Him Job 28:24. For this reason, I am also in favor of banning all books, literature, and media presiding here on Earth that could potentially offend Jesus (as He reads all of it due to his all seeing, all knowing nature). Technically this verse only says Jesus sees all under the Heavens, so I suppose it would be possible for Jesus to create a realm even higher than Heaven for the sole purpose of creating information that even He can't access. This is similar to how on Windows computers, there is a superuser/root level account that is not enabled by default even for the administrator/owner of the computer http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superuser#Windows_NT . It could be argued that entire concept of the virgin birth, Jesus being tempted by Satan, Jesus appearing on Earth and being modest, and Jesus allowing Satan to continue to exist are all due to Jesus's and God's self-imposed limitations.

This "higher realm" also might be where Jesus stores the information on when the end of the world is Mark 13:32 . I suppose when the Bible says His understanding is infinite, Psalm 147:5 there could be exceptions like Mark 13:32. Much like how "Thou Shalt Not Kill" is the general rule, while homosexuals, fornicators, people who don't worship the correct god, etc. are the exception. In a lawyer's contract or a binding legal document the specific proclamations take precedence over the general ones.

The Bible does seem to indicate God decided not to intervene when Judah was faced with Chariots of Iron Judges 1:19, so it is possible that God could similarly choose not to intervene when it comes to lead lined chambers. However, I don't feel that this specific case is nearly enough biblical evidence to extrapolate and say that just because God decided not to stop iron chariots that one particular time, we can assume that God chooses not to intervene in future cases involving lead or iron. We even see later that God did eventually decide to drive Judah's enemies away despite their possession of iron chariots Joshua 17:18. Nor do I feel that the exception to Jesus's knowledge when it comes to the end of the world is enough to extrapolate and say He would make the same exception when it comes to lead or specific sins such as homosexuality.

For this reason, I tend to think that even lead is no match for Jesus's all seeing eyes.
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Just popping in to thank Mr. Prayer Warrier for this excellent post. I would not have been able to conclude my own recent study regarding homerism without this thread. It provided the final missing piece for my conclusions.


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Default Re: Homosexuals are forcing Jesus to watch them have ANAL SEX!! - 05-09-2014, 02:05 PM

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Just so we're clear, we're positive that lead lined thing doesn't work, right? So anyone who may or may not have engaged in a small, almost insignificant indiscretion, in a lead lined room, or perhaps double wide trailor, did so in full view of Jesus? There's no chance at all the lead thing works. That's what we're saying. Right?
Atheists/Homers are so vulnerable to myth. Just toss them some explanation or some kind of reasoning that reinforces their sodomistic cravings and they will believe it is so.

That's the case with practicing anal sex in a lead-lined room of a double-wide trailer. They want to believe Jesus cannot see them. But, of course, this is a myth.

It's up to us at LBC, the lonely voice for truth, to dispel myth wherever we find it.


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Default Re: Homosexuals are forcing Jesus to watch them have ANAL SEX!! - 05-10-2014, 05:16 PM

This brings up a very interesting quesiton:

Is Sweet Jesus watching our dreams as well? There may be some folly-whacking flame-tards out there who foolishly believe that they can indulge in this faggotry while off in dream-land with complete disregard for accountability. I would like to remind those fag-aronis that they should repent immediately upon waking.


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Default Re: Homosexuals are forcing Jesus to watch them have ANAL SEX!! - 05-10-2014, 05:34 PM

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Some people have said that anal sex between consenting adults is a "victim less crime". Nothing could be further from the truth. The victim is God. Let me explain.

Imagine you're on a perverted site like chat roulette. Where perverts go to have gay hookups and openly display their tallywacker for the world to see. Imagine you're a moderator or an administrator on that site. You have the the job of deciding who to allow on the site and who to ban. Someone sends you a report. You can't just ignore it, you have to open it up, read it, and have your eyes assaulted by tallywackers in order to make a decision. People who go on sites like chat roulette and post wangs are FORCING the site's administrators to watch them.

I think we can all agree that God's immaculate conception of Mary proves that God is indeed is a straight God that would hate to watch any sort of perversion.

Because God sees and knows all Psalm 147:5, and he sees all Job 28:24 that means he knows about what people do in their bedrooms. Specifically, He knows when they're having filthy, repulsive anal sex. Now, imagine how God feels. He is the ultimate judge, so in order to be fair in responsible he has to take EVERYTHING into consideration. Meaning, he has to watch homosexuals insert their perverted tallywackers into each other.

Homosexuals know this and yet they still do it, they probably get off on the idea of Jesus watching them insert their tallywackers into each other's hineys, wearing the crevasse's of each other's hineys as masks, and spitting out Jesus's loving blood in favor of another man's tallywacker secretion.

They delight in forcing Jesus to endure their perversion day after day. Can you imagine what a place like Sodom and Gomorrah did to God? Day in and day out, penis's and perversion everywhere. Finally, he wipes Sodom and Gomorrah off the face of the earth allowing him to have peace once again. Can you imagine the relief God must have felt?

Now, homosexuals and their radical agenda want to bring that sort of perversion back onto God again! Can you imagine how much God has to contain Himself to protect His favorite nation? Can you imagine how horrible it must be for him to live day in and day out? He is also so loving that he doesn't even want to shatter our free will by selectively killing off just the gay people, and he even wants to kindly give them a chance to repent from their wicket ways despite how terrible they are to Him.

How much longer can God contain Himself? Can you imagine the relief He must get every time He sends another natural disaster? Can you imagine how much anxious he must be to wipe us all off the face of the Earth, and how much he is constraining Himself out of his pure and undying love for us?


It would be like a human with fire ants all over him, but he is just sitting there and not trying to get them off for fear of killing off the few good ants.

Every homosexual is not just putting themselves at a greater risk of hellfire, but they are endangering us as well just from being in proximity too them! We need to either kill them now or put them off into some secluded group so God can wipe them out with one stroke.

Jail might be okay, provided they are completely placed in solitary confinement, and/or they have their tallywackers removed/, but knowing how crafty they are they will probably find a way to continue to masturbate and perform other sexually perverted acts on themselves and anger God. This is why homosexuals need to be put to death!
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Default Re: Homosexuals are forcing Jesus to watch them have ANAL SEX!! - 05-10-2014, 05:40 PM

The True Christians of this Godly forum may not be interested in the details of what homers do, as their entire lives are an abomination unto the Lord.

Repent ye Homosexual!


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The True Christians of this Godly forum may not be interested in the details of what homers do, as their entire lives are an abomination unto the Lord.

Repent ye Homosexual!
Im just saying they dont sit aroung piffleing each other all day.
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Default Re: Homosexuals are forcing Jesus to watch them have ANAL SEX!! - 05-10-2014, 07:18 PM

Get thee behind away from me, Satan. I hereby rebukest thee in the name ofthe most high!


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Default Re: Homosexuals are forcing Jesus to watch them have ANAL SEX!! - 05-11-2014, 01:09 AM

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Im just saying they dont sit aroung piffleing each other all day.
I'd like to see your research on this. We at Landover Baptist have done our homework. We've found most atheists to be homers and most homers are preoccupied with sodomy. In fact, all this hype about phony homer marriage, including many celebrities, is called Big Sodomy.

Homers do little but have anal sex.


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Im just saying they dont sit aroung piffleing each other all day.
It doesn't matter what they do during the rest of the day. Shoving their tallywacker up another man's anus only one hour a day as opposed to twenty hours a day doesn't give them a lighter punishment. That is like saying "I am a murderer, but I don't murder people all day. I only do it maybe once a week. The rest of the week I donate to charity and visit my grandmother" or "I only molest children an hour a day. I don't do it ALL day". They're all degenerate, vile sinners, and they are all forcing Jesus to watch their wicked lifestyle. Unless they repent of their wicked lifestyle they will spend an eternity being tortured forever in Hell.
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It doesn't matter what they do during the rest of the day. Shoving their tallywacker up another man's anus only one hour a day as opposed to twenty hours a day doesn't give them a lighter punishment. That is like saying "I am a murderer, but I don't murder people all day. I only do it maybe once a week. The rest of the week I donate to charity and visit my grandmother" or "I only molest children an hour a day. I don't do it ALL day". They're all degenerate, vile sinners, and they are all forcing Jesus to watch their wicked lifestyle. Unless they repent of their wicked lifestyle they will spend an eternity being tortured forever in Hell.
It's not really a fair comparison. God is more willing to forgive murderers.

1-John-2:1-29 My little children, these things write I unto you, that ye sin not. And if any man sin, we have an advocate with the Father, Jesus Christ the righteous

Homosexuals cannot be righteous because they are abominations. Therefore Jesus will not advocate for them in Heaven.


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