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Re: How Atheists Ruin Thanksgiving -
12-27-2011, 10:38 PM
By the time i was 18 i was cooking at a restaurant and a country club. I am going to school on a full scholarship for my culinary skills. Mcdonalds? No i wont be joining you guys there.
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Re: How Atheists Ruin Thanksgiving -
12-27-2011, 10:41 PM
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it was completeely relevant. if he didnt giv them weapons then we woudnt have had to invade. by giving then the technology we were either going to be killed by them or attack them.
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So you accept that George W. Bush was right to invade Iraq?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: How Atheists Ruin Thanksgiving -
12-27-2011, 10:52 PM
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By the time i was 18 i was cooking at a restaurant and a country club. I am going to school on a full scholarship for my culinary skills. Mcdonalds? No i wont be joining you guys there.
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Country club. Ha. Is that where the homosexuals hold their orgies? Talk to me when you get a real degree son. May Jesus show you the way.
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Masters in Biology - Vanderbilt '94
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Re: How Atheists Ruin Thanksgiving -
12-27-2011, 11:52 PM
"Broski" - Oh.my.GOD, he's a polack. You know what that means: catlick.
McDonald's, eh? Now we know what's in that "Special Sauce": hemlock
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Re: How Atheists Ruin Thanksgiving -
12-28-2011, 12:02 AM
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"Broski" - Oh.my.GOD, he's a polack. You know what that means: catlick.
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Sister SUV, you are a wonderful Christian woman and a great American, someone I look up to and respect deeply, so please take this advice in the charitable spirit in which it is offered. I think it's important that we True Christians™ show due respect for those from lesser countries and Satanic religions, so I think it would, in general, be best to capitalize the "P" in "Polack" and the "C" in "Catlick."
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Re: How Atheists Ruin Thanksgiving -
12-28-2011, 12:05 AM
Im going to laugh when i am known around the country for my skills and you guys just shoot each other with your shot guns. SUV your a whore now shush, this is a mans conversation. and no bush should not have invaded iraq. Im sick of al of you calling me son. it really insults me.
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Re: How Atheists Ruin Thanksgiving -
12-28-2011, 12:13 AM
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that is the reason why we went there. he supposedly had them but wouldnt let UN inspectors look. the military should not have been playing world police.
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And we found out a decade ago that he didn't have them. But you were too busy pooping in your diapers to watch the news then.
Iraq never had a nuclear weapons program, and the US certainly never sold or gave them nuclear weapons technology.
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and no bush should not have invaded iraq.
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So even though you believe that Saddam Hussein, an enemy of the US, had nuclear weapons that he was preparing to use against us, or at the very least against his own people (the Kurds, look them up), you think it was WRONG to invade?
Even one of your atheist heros, Christopher Hitchens, thought Bush was right to invade Iraq.
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Im sick of al of you calling me son. it really insults me.
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How about I call you 'whiny little UNSAVED UNWELCOME bitch' instead?
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Re: How Atheists Ruin Thanksgiving -
12-28-2011, 12:20 AM
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Sister SUV, you are a wonderful Christian woman and a great American, someone I look up to and respect deeply, so please take this advice in the charitable spirit in which it is offered. I think it's important that we True Christians™ show due respect for those from lesser countries and Satanic religions, so I think it would, in general, be best to capitalize the "P" in "Polack" and the "C" in "Catlick."
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But he just called me a ho!
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12-28-2011, 12:30 AM
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Im going to laugh when i am known around the country for my skills and you guys just shoot each other with your shot guns. SUV your a whore now shush, this is a mans conversation. and no bush should not have invaded iraq. Im sick of al of you calling me son. it really insults me.
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Going for the Guinness World Record burger flipping title?
You're an ill-informed teenage brat who resorts to calling goodly women whores when even they run rings round your so-called reason.
You can't keep a consistent statement of your own beliefs for more than two minutes yet have the arrogance to denigrate the beliefs of others that are actually based on the real word of God rather than some nonsense made up inside your head.
Grow up, SON, and get some idea of how to string together two sentences that don't make you look like a clown. Oh and when you finally realise why we love the Bible in the way we do you are going to feel really silly.
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Re: How Atheists Ruin Thanksgiving -
12-28-2011, 01:02 AM
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Im going to laugh when i am known around the country for my skills and you guys just shoot each other with your shot guns. SUV your a whore now shush, this is a mans conversation. and no bush should not have invaded iraq. Im sick of al of you calling me son. it really insults me.
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Son, the only place you are going to cook is at www.hamburgcounseling.org
The camel jockeys invaded Iraq after they stole it from Esso. GWB was only trying to regain what was rightfully a outlying possession of the USA.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: How Atheists Ruin Thanksgiving -
12-28-2011, 04:19 PM
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Re: How God-hating atheists Ruin Thanksgiving -
11-23-2012, 03:29 AM
Anyone who doesn't eat turkey for Thanksgiving today is an atheist faggot!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: How God-hating God-hating God-hating atheists Ruin Thanksgiving -
11-23-2012, 04:26 AM
Since turkeys were created along with the rest of the universe, they must have been eaten at Thanksgiving 6,000 years ago. I would have to guess Jesus ate turkey at a Thanksgiving table.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: How God-hating God-hating God-hating God-hating atheists Ruin Thanksgiving -
11-23-2012, 04:31 AM
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Since turkeys were created along with the rest of the universe, they must have been eaten at Thanksgiving 6,000 years ago. I would have to guess Jesus ate turkey at a Thanksgiving table.
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Yes, turkeys evolved into a giant bodied little head meal.
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Re: How God-hating God-hating God-hating God-hating God-hating atheists Ruin Thanksgiving -
11-23-2012, 04:32 AM
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Yes, turkeys evolved into a giant bodied little head meal.
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Where does it say that in the Holy Bible, Hop-Sing?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: How God-hating God-hating God-hating God-hating God-hating God-hating atheists Ruin Thanksgiving -
11-23-2012, 04:37 AM
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Where does it say that in the Holy Bible, Hop-Sing?
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Oh so sorry. Me little china man mistaken bible with Mayan prophecy. Lemme continue being lowered down rope and pulled up too slow. Someone has to light that dynamite to build your railroads.
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Re: How atheists Ruin Thanksgiving -
11-23-2012, 11:47 AM
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Oh so sorry. Me little china man mistaken bible with Mayan prophecy. Lemme continue being lowered down rope and pulled up too slow. Someone has to light that dynamite to build your railroads.
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