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Default Re: Valentine's Day - 02-15-2013, 12:19 AM

Speaking of negroes......

VD day is most celebrated by people of color. Who else would create a day based on sex acts and depravity?

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Default Re: Valentine's Day - 11-13-2016, 03:36 AM

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Last week I almost bought my Fiance my first ever Valentines card

I've researched about what women want from future husbands and seen something about a "Clitoris". I checked ebay and they didn't have any

The card said it was made in Isreal on the rear so I scrunched it up and put it back anyway. My wife will still praise me when i don't supply her with Clitorises and Joo cards every year.



A clitoris is another name for "Vagina"
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Default Re: Valentine's Day - 11-13-2016, 03:56 AM

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A clitoris is another name for "Vagina"
In the 5th grade of our horrendous public schools, you will learn that you are wrong. The filthy clitoris has nothing to do with the actual vagina. Which is equally disgusting.


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Jesus Re: Valentine's Day - 11-13-2016, 04:17 AM

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In the 5th grade of our horrendous public schools, you will learn that you are wrong. The filthy clitoris has nothing to do with the actual vagina. Which is equally disgusting.
Here, once again, we can see how True Christian™ education beats atheist schooling also in the aspects that are most horrendous and should not be discussed.

As they're now already being discussed here, and to supplement Brother Harold's Godly Post, I am proud to present here in detail the latest data on these organs as revealed by Godly Creation Science.

1. A vagina: It is an orifice. Its purpose (as Created by God in Genesis 1:26) is to function as an entrance channel that receives Godly manseed (Genesis 2:24)to produce new Soldiers for Christ and as the exit channel for these soldiers in their infant form before they join the infantry of Christ. As God is very clever, He also designed the vagina so tight that this process is painful and rightly so as the Women messed up His Holy Plan.

Genesis 3:16 (see how often 3:16 brings forth crucial information in the Bible, and, in addition, proves even further that the atheist figure of π =3.14 cannot be correct [though I admit that we must also consider Exodus 3:14])
Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.

2. The clitoris is a test. It is the ultimate hurdle that can remove any hope of Salvation from the woman. It causes unnecessary and distracting convulsions that can lead to harlotry. It was put there as a vestigial structure. You see, during the embryological development this disgusting piece of Godly engineering starts its existence exactly in the same manner as a tallywhacker. However, God provided the manfetus with the SRY gene that allows this unnecessary knob to continue its development into the functional and useful organ that enables us to fulfill God's Master Plan (Genesis 1:28). In contrast, in women it is the source of fornicatory thoughts and lusts that lead to many whoredoms.

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And I will not have mercy upon her children; for they be the children of whoredoms.

Hosea 4:10
For they shall eat, and not have enough: they shall commit whoredom, and shall not increase: because they have left off to take heed to the LORD.


Thus, in Creation Biology, the clitoris and vagina are totally different. The vagina is formed by the Müllerian tubes (the fusion of them), while the clitoris is formed from the genital tubercle. I am proud to say that as men we experience the dismissal of the un-Godly but God-created Müllerian tube in utero but, instead, go on to refine the tubercle until it becomes a weapon for Christ and against Satan to make new troops for the Lamb.


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Default Re: Valentine's Day - 11-13-2016, 09:16 AM

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A clitoris is another name for "Vagina"
Homersexualism confirmed 😤


1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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