[BibleReader2231]

I am aware this has never been an issue in the gated community of Freehold but for the past two weeks where I live, I have seen a man with dreadlocks, metal teeth, and pink flamingo wings walking up and down the sidewalk every so often. I am afraid to talk to this person but suspect that they may be either an atheist or Catholic. It makes me uncomfortable to live where I’m at and was hoping for advice on this issue. I brought it up with my Pa and he proceeded to throw up in the toilet after seeing the same person. This man is clearly a nuisance and if he’s causing my Pa to throw up, I am genuinely worried.

[handmaiden]

Originally Posted by BibleReader2231

I am aware this has never been an issue in the gated community of Freehold but for the past two weeks where I live, I have seen a man with dreadlocks, metal teeth, and pink flamingo wings walking up and down the sidewalk every so often. I am afraid to talk to this person but suspect that they may be either an atheist or Catholic. It makes me uncomfortable to live where I’m at and was hoping for advice on this issue. I brought it up with my Pa and he proceeded to throw up in the toilet after seeing the same person. This man is clearly a nuisance and if he’s causing my Pa to throw up, I am genuinely worried.

First, you assiduously adhere to the strictest standards of grammar and speech. Then, you consult your local law enforcement, chamber of commerce and, if necessary, the Concerned Women's Organization and inquire as to relocation procedures for distasteful persons. There is no such thing as an "in" tasteful person.


How long has your family lived in America, may I ask?

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Originally Posted by handmaiden

... distasteful persons. There is no such thing as an "in" tasteful person.

Thank you for the helpful translation, Sister Handy. I was puzzled. I am still at a loss as to why anyone should have pink flamingo wings, and I suspect that moonshine is involved here. (Had it been Sister Mitza, I would have wondered if she had been tasting her December absinthe distillation, but I don't see Maxine as having that degree of sophistication.)

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Originally Posted by BibleReader2231

pink flamingo wings

I've actually worn those, but I'm talking actual flamingos that I shot myself.

Real or fake, please don't worry your pretty little head about this matter. Of course the men will have also noticed, and are taking measures.

I heard there's a recipe with marshmallows on sweet potatoes. Sounds delicious and healthy - have you perfected it?

[BibleReader2231]

Ohh Mister Jeb. That recipe sounds like something I should attend to. Due to my small brain and panicky nagging female nature, I typed in such a hurry that I didn’t put “distasteful” correctly in my title. I am so embarrassed.

[Alvin Moss]

It may be that this wretch is a vagabond briefly camping nearby, or he could be a resident of the local halfway house out for a stroll, in which case he will be sent back to his own neighborhood soon where his parole officer will keep an eye on him between coffee breaks, vacation days, in service workshops, sick days, personal time days, weekends, holidays and the occasional nap.

Or he could be a rapist, murderer, burglar, car thief or other Democrat looking for victims. My own advice is that an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure. Arm yourself child. And don't get one of those puny automatic pistols that the rap gangsters are so enamored of. Wounding and causing irritation is not advisable in these cases as it may lead to revenge attacks or even a lawsuit. Avail yourself of a respectable revolver of at least .38 caliber, if you think you can actually hit something with a pistol, or even better, get yourself a 12 gauge shotgun and a box of number 1 buckshot. You will find these items to be very efficacious in ridding the neighborhood of unwashed wretches such as you describe. Be sure to consult with your father prior to any employment of this strategy.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Brother Alvin, that's excellent advice. On the other hand, could it just be that this "young lady" lives in a really rough area?

[Dennis Lukes]

Call the police and report a drug smell coming from his house. If you see him speeding, call the police. If he plays music too loudly at night, call the police. Remember, the police are a thin blue line separating us from them. He's obviously doing something illegal, and eventually the police will find it, but only if they know he's a suspicious person. Then he'll be off to prison with the rest of his "homies" and out of your neighborhood for good.

Where's George Zimmerman when you need him?

[BibleReader2231]

Originally Posted by Dennis Lukes

Call the police and report a drug smell coming from his house. If you see him speeding, call the police. If he plays music too loudly at night, call the police. Remember, the police are a thin blue line separating us from them. He's obviously doing something illegal, and eventually the police will find it, but only if they know he's a suspicious person. Then he'll be off to prison with the rest of his "homies" and out of your neighborhood for good.

Where's George Zimmerman when you need him?

Godly George Zimmerman is busy defending himself in a defamation suit against the ungodly parents of Trayvon Martin. You bring up excellent advice to call the police. They are always there when a Nigra is up to no good and this individual is definitely a nigra. I do have some qualms with how long it takes police to arrive at certain times (for instance when Santa broke into my home last Christmas Eve), but they do make up for it when a nigra is involved for sure. Mister Lukes, you are a shining example of why white Christian men such as yourself are the most fit to run government. You are all so much smarter than us females.

[Isabella White]

Originally Posted by BibleReader2231

They are always there when a Nigra is up to no good ...

Oh, good evening, dear Sister Maxine: I was just browsing over some messages, and your latest one popped up. I do hope that you won't mind my asking, but why on Earth did you capitalize the word "nigra"? I'm hoping, very sincerely, that it was just a typographical error and nothing more, such as a token of respect.

A blessed evening to you, Dear,
Sincerely, Isabella W.

[Dennis Lukes]

This picture fits the description you gave. While I have to admit this boy looks more like a circus clown than a gangster, that's hardly an improvement in Christ's eyes. It is clear to me that his appearance is specifically and purposefully calculated to spit in God's eye and offend Christian sensibilities.


Looking like that, he belongs under a big top, behind bars, or in the morgue, not in your neighborhood. Praying earnestly for your safety.

[Johny Joe Hold]

I've wondered where people of certain races get the money to buy such ugly hair extensions. They can cost as much as $20:

[Pastor Ezekiel]

I hate to be* the one to bring this up, but:

How can I make distasteful people leave our neighborhood?

Just do it and leave. Jesus. H. Christ! Problem solved!

*I actually don't.

[BibleReader2231]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

I hate to be* the one to bring this up, but:Just do it and leave. Jesus. H. Christ! Problem solved!

*I actually don't.

Will do kind sir. My father will pay the bill for the cost of the advice you have given. How much do we owe you? I know your godly advice is usually reserved for high tithing members of your church and I don’t want to seem like a mooch getting advice from you for free. Despite assumptions that may be made about me and my Pa, we don’t consider ourselves welfare baby trailer trash <3.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Originally Posted by BibleReader2231

... we don’t consider ourselves welfare baby trailer trash <3.

Does anyone ever consider themselves to be trailer trash?

[Alvin Moss]

Young lady, Pastor Ezekiel is not a hired man, performing odd jobs for some kind of payment. He has dedicated his life to serving mankind and he has gained the high position he holds through merit and godliness. He would never charge you for advice or accept any payment of any kind for any charitable act. My feelings hurt for him that you would offer him money as if he was some kind of tradesman.


However, custom would dictate that "one good turn deserves another" as they say. Pastor Zeke (we call him Zeke, but not you) is paid what would seem on the surface to be a sumptuous salary by the congregation, but from those monies he must somehow pay all of the expenses related to the parsonage, the maintenance of it's grounds, the corps of loyal employees (which are many), extensive entertaining, wardrobe and travel costs and so on.


Under the circumstances, a small gift of money would not be inappropriate. Mind you that the Pastor is a serious man and should not be bothered with sums under $1,000, as trifling sums of hundreds of dollars may seem insincere.


I hope this advice is helpful and I ask neither donation to myself or even a love offering in gratitude for myself. Give it all to Pastor Zeke, that it may go to a good cause.


God Bless

[BibleReader2231]

Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey

Does anyone ever consider themselves to be trailer trash?

My Ma did, but she’s since been gone after falling down a set of stairs while out with my Pa one night.

[Vengeance Puriel]

Originally Posted by BibleReader2231

My Ma did, but she’s since been gone after falling down a set of stairs while out with my Pa one night.

No one should ever think so low .