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09-21-2006, 10:03 PM
Lar baby! So would I be correct is saying yes, JC does the same for women??
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09-21-2006, 11:46 PM
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Lar baby! So would I be correct is saying yes, JC does the same for women??
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Our Lord Jesus is a hands-on kind of God, but there's nothing more uplifting to a sister's spirit than some private Bible study with a True Man Of God™. But don't take my word for it, stop by my office tommorrow afternoon around 4, and we'll be praising God by 4:30.
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09-22-2006, 12:16 AM
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Our Lord Jesus is a hands-on kind of God, but there's nothing more uplifting to a sister's spirit than some private Bible study with a True Man Of God™. But don't take my word for it, stop by my office tommorrow afternoon around 4, and we'll be praising God by 4:30.
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Lar baby, you should be proud of yourself. You're the only Landover man I will actually have a hot and heavy Bible Study with. No one has been able to get me to scream praises as loud as you. We should start our Bible Studies™® and Healings™® all over again...I've really been in need of letting out some serious steam and I know with your classes I always leave refreshed, satifies, and most all...exhaused for some starge reason.
I give you props Lar...you're truely a very gifted man. I'll be there at 4pm and hopefully be able to get an all-nighter, if you're not to busy, of course.
Moon
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09-22-2006, 01:25 AM
Get A Room, You Adulterers!
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Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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09-22-2006, 01:31 AM
Pa'DADDY, HOW COULD YOU EVEN THINK THAT OF ME?!
I'm hurt.
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Ps - He's not married is he?
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09-22-2006, 04:52 PM
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Get A Room, You Adulterers!
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Adultery? Sorry to question you but I don't see where are you getting that from, Pastor. I see a Pastor studying the Bible and praising the Lord with a woman who is in bad need of the Lord's love in her life, nothing about fornication of any kind.
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09-22-2006, 06:08 PM
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Adultery? Sorry to question you but I don't see where are you getting that from, Pastor. I see a Pastor studying the Bible and praising the Lord with a woman who is in bad need of the Lord's love in her life, nothing about fornication of any kind.
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Thank you for your input, Brother. Here is a warning point for questioning a pastor.
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09-22-2006, 06:30 PM
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Thank you for your input, Brother. Here is a warning point for questioning a pastor.
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See, this is is why when the Alpha dog growls, you're supposed to back down....or something bad happens.
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09-23-2006, 12:34 PM
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See, this is is why when the Alpha dog growls, you're supposed to back down....or something bad happens.
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AND WHY ARE YOU STILL HAUNTING OUR MANLY MEN-ONLY AREA!?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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09-24-2006, 08:09 PM
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Thank you for your input, Brother. Here is a warning point for questioning a pastor.
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I like the warning points we have on this board; they appear as big red flags, warning innocent members that the post above was made by a Communist.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Dating Tips for Christian Men -
09-25-2006, 08:15 PM
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AND WHY ARE YOU STILL HAUNTING OUR MANLY MEN-ONLY AREA!?
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To bother you.
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09-25-2006, 11:58 PM
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To bother you.
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Moon you are always welcome here
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09-26-2006, 12:20 AM
I'd hug you, but you might shoot me....
with all her love,
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09-26-2006, 01:57 PM
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Boy, you need to go take a cold shower, I'd say. Your all mooney-eyed over this unsaved tree-hugging hippie witch.
I certainly hope the 2 weeks in the woods we assigned you will chase some of those demons out of your loins, son. Pray HARD! SHOUT GLORY!!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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10-16-2006, 10:13 AM
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I certainly hope the 2 weeks in the woods we assigned you will chase some of those demons out of your loins, son. Pray HARD! SHOUT GLORY!!
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Unfortunately, that didn't work out the way that you planned, Pastor. It's such a shame that he ended up like Moon...
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10-16-2006, 09:32 PM
And how exactly is that a BAD thing???
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10-16-2006, 09:39 PM
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And how exactly is that a BAD thing???
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Is laying in a secularist hospital with an Amish bullet in the brain a good thing Moon?
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10-16-2006, 11:00 PM
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Is laying in a secularist hospital with an Amish bullet in the brain a good thing Moon?
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I was responding to the part about him ending up like me. I don't think that's such a horrible thing.
Moon
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11-05-2006, 10:27 PM
i dont give a **** if my hair gets messed up???? u guys are psyhco
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Re: Dating Tips for Christian Men -
11-05-2006, 10:36 PM
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i dont give a **** if my hair gets messed up???? u guys are psyhco
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And you're borderline illiterate, and almost certainly hellbound. Do you have anything useful to contribute?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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