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Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms? -
05-29-2009, 04:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Wide-Open
Brother, given that our friend Ricardo was born in 1990, and the Martinair crash happened in 1992, I have to politely disagree. However, his brains may not have developped much beyond that point.
Yup, and I'm the one who's illiterate.
Give up kid, you are way out of your league. Let us alone in rejoicing the words of the LORD, and go back to your childish porn site.
PS: was it you who abducted Maddie?
Now can we all go back to the only thing that matters: the Holy AV1611 KJ Bible?
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I'll start from the beginning:
1. I think you're mentally challenged. Given the fact that this is a fake name, you might also assume that my exact location is also bogus, yet you use both as a basis in which to respond. An utter failure.
2. You called me illiterate but illiteracy is much more than a simple grammatical mistake. Also, it's spelled developed*.
3. Calling me a kid is a mistake since you do not possess enough information. Yet you bring forth comebacks with the enthusiasm of 12 year old, you are a very bright person indeed.
4. Out of my league? Why do you respond? Do you mean to educate me in the same manner as you pricks educate your DEAD wives?
Good day, sir.
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Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms? -
05-29-2009, 04:55 PM
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4. Out of my league?
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Yup.
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms? -
05-29-2009, 05:03 PM
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Yup.
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Did I shut you up? I apologize that your meager brain cannot compute nor elaborate an adequate response. But then again, trash who beats up his pregnant wife in the name of religion is nothing more than an undeveloped shit pile.
I will leave you now to your petty little worlds, but I will come back to once again bash organized religion and you aswell, cave-trolls.
Die soon.
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Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms? -
05-29-2009, 05:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Ricardo Reis
Did I shut you up? I apologize that your meager brain cannot compute nor elaborate an adequate response. But then again, trash who beats up his pregnant wife in the name of religion is nothing more than an undeveloped shit pile.
I will leave you now to your petty little worlds, but I will come back to once again bash organized religion and you aswell, cave-trolls.
Die soon.
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In the Beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. Genesis 1.1. This scripture is the first verse of the Bible for a reason. It lays the foundation for the absolute truth found in God's Holy WORD, the Bible.
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Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms? -
05-29-2009, 05:21 PM
Why don't you want women to be Saved, Ricardo?
Matthew 7:15
Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.
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Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms? -
05-29-2009, 05:34 PM
you people are ignorant and demented... you say your god died for you and this is how you show thanks?? beating your wives and girlfriends making them do senseless things to receive forgiveness? all of you make me sick! karma is a bitch and all of you who believe in this dogma will feel it's full wrath
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Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms? -
05-29-2009, 05:38 PM
die slow
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Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms? -
05-29-2009, 05:42 PM
You know how I know that I am God? I was praying one day and I realized that I was talking to myself!
If heaven is filled with people like you I will take my chances elsewhere, actually I would prefer to live in a country that isn't full of ignorant domestic abusers such as yourselves, Europe here I come.
Ban me only if you want to smother the truth
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Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms? -
05-29-2009, 05:46 PM
Although that paddling you were talking about sounds rather kinky
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Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms? -
05-29-2009, 06:00 PM
I guess this is, and has shown what happens when you have a mass of extremely ignorant/stubborn people who base their lives off of a hugely known fiction book....I guess the next step is Slytherin and Gryffindor religions boasting about who can treat their wife more like property that the other....Have fun being "true christians" to your other fiction following friends..Hopefully you will realize before the great day when you are removed, how futile everything you have been trying to do for "good" really has been.........True waste of space
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Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms? -
05-29-2009, 06:16 PM
Firstly, your wife masterbates because you suck in bed. This is probably punishment enough for her in the first place.
Secondly you guys are the most ridiculous band of piffleing idiots i have ever laid eyes on in my life. Paddling your wife? come off it you retarded piffles. Id i ever saw any of you lay your hands on a woman i would paddle your skulls with a baseball bat.
This si some of the whitest trash shit I have ever heard in my life, its disgusting. Show of hands how many of you wastes of life are in the KKK?
Have any of you ever passed grade 3? Really?
Honestly if you believe this is something your god would like your just as disgusting as a terrorist muslim.
Women do have rights, abide by them you piffleing tools.
On the flipside, if you ever do get caught touching your wife youll have plenty of time on your knees to pray while your being piffleed by your cell mate of giving blowjobs in the prison bathroom.
Congrats.
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Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms? -
05-29-2009, 06:36 PM
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i would have surly beaten her.....Would do you lot think?
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Certainly, surly wives must be beaten!
They must be lashed until they drop!
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Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms? -
05-29-2009, 06:46 PM
the funny part is, most of the things you religious radicals say are so insanely ludicrous that i think that you are being sarcastic at first, then i realize that you are in fact, serious
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Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms? -
05-29-2009, 06:52 PM
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the funny part is, most of the things you religious radicals say are so insanely ludicrous that i think that you are being sarcastic at first, then i realize that you are in fact, serious
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Why would they not be serious in what they believe in?
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Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms? -
05-29-2009, 06:59 PM
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Why do you hate God?
Yours in Christ
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I can't possibly hate something which I don't even believe to exist.
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Why don't you want women to be Saved, Ricardo?
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Oh but you totally misunderstood me, Jed. I do want for women to be saved, in fact I would want for everyone to be saved... Saved from the brainwashing deities you impose on others.
Regards,
Your friendly Satan.
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Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms? -
05-29-2009, 07:00 PM
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u say they, which means u do not?
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I'm Agnostic, so no, I don't believe what they believe. However, this is their board and not our. It's not our place to tell them anything.
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Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms? -
05-29-2009, 07:02 PM
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I'm Agnostic, so no, I don't believe what they believe. However, this is their board and not our. It's not our place to tell them anything.
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Then I, for one, will respect them just as much as they respect human rights.
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Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms? -
05-29-2009, 07:30 PM
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Hello friends,
I noticed that you have a lot of threads about women and how they should act and be treated.
I discovered a situation that I have not yet found the answer to. You see, just the other day I walked in on my wife in the shower (I don't allow her to lock any doors in the house, unless I say otherwise) and I was led to believe that she was pleasuring herself. We have a retractable shower head, and when I walked in, it was near her devil's layer and she seemed unusually embarrassed.
Though I did punish her, I don't know what else to do beyond these lines.
I need advice on what the right thing to do would be.
Your Brother in Faith,
Dustin
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Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms? -
05-29-2009, 08:22 PM
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Then I, for one, will respect them just as much as they respect human rights.
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You don't sound all that respectful when you call yourself Satan on their Godly Board.
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Your friendly Satan.
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Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms? -
05-29-2009, 08:33 PM
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You don't sound all that respectful when you call yourself Satan on their Godly Board.
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It seems you did not understand what I wrote, please read it again, carefully.
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