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Angry 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! - 06-08-2010, 01:54 PM

10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

Sweden is a country filled with blonde backdoor sex maniacs. They specialize in finding new ways to demonstrate their utter and complete hate for God each and every day. There is no country on the planet where the people hate God more than Sweden! There can be no doubt that almost all Swedes will burn in Hell for all eternity while Satan tortures them with infinite Abba music.

Judges 7:20 "And the three companies blew the trumpets, and brake the pitchers, and held the lamps in their left hands, and the trumpets in their right hands to blow withal: and they cried, The sword of the LORD, and of Gideon."
  1. Sweden created IKEA, a worldwide distribution network for Satanism. Using crappy furniture as cover, they distribute 175,000,000 Satanic books each year. Since only 90,000,000 Holy Bibles are distributed each year, IKEA is clearly trying to overthrow the Holy Bible! Innocent children are destroyed by demonic products like RÄV, BÅRD and HJÄRTA. IKEA was created in 1943, in close cooperation with Nazi Germany, by Ingvar Kamprad. After America defeated Germany in WWII, IKEA simply continued its Satanic mission and kept increasing its distribution network to achieve global Satanic domination. Revelation 21:8 "... unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars ..."
  2. Sweden is not the only country in the world actively promoting people to become gay. They are however the only country who have Mr Gay Sweden competitions. Also they have a bi-weekly Stockholm Pride Parade where even a Gay Jesus is part of the parade! For those Europeans who live in nice countries where being gay is against the law they even host EuroPride! Romans 1:26-27 "... men with men working that which is unseemly ..."
  3. Being jealous of the huge Swedish gay community, Abba star Agnetha Fältskog invented backdoor sex between males and females. She created an entirely new pornographic industry that way and directly caused the global AIDS pandemic which caused million of horrible deaths. Romans 5:12 "... death by sin ..."
  4. Sweden has the worst femnazi actress ever: Ingrid Bergman. Actor John Gielgud had the following to say about her: "She speaks five languages, and can't act in any of them". She got all her roles by having sex with influential people. 1st Timothy 2:11-12 "... be in silence."
  5. Even long after America defeated Germany in WWII, Sweden practiced eugenics to defy God and improve the Swedish race. It took until 1971 until America finally forced Sweden to stop playing God and end this horrible practice. The Danish author Astrid Lindgren created Pippi Longstocking as a protest against these practices. Romans 8:19-21 "... the bondage of corruption ..."
  6. As a side effect of the eugenics as practiced in Sweden a lot of Swedish males lost their balls. They get compensation for that though. Swedish women go all over the world to find males who still have their balls. Matthew 19:12 "... were made eunuchs of men ..."
  7. Sweden allows people to break God's laws by committing suicide. Sweden even has suicide clinics where people who no longer want to delay their one way trip to the fires of Hell can commit suicide. Exodus 20:13 "Thou shalt not kill."
  8. Sweden has completely integrated its pornographic industry with its religious activities. It is quite common for Pastors to have threesomes during ceremonies. Ephesians 3:16 "That he would grant you, according to the riches of his glory, to be strengthened with might by his Spirit in the inner man;"
  9. When the Christian Pastor Åke Green tried to save innocent souls from eternal damnation to Hell by pointing out that being gay is evil, he immediately got arrested by IKEA's police forces. With this arrest of Åke Green, the Swedes have allowed their filthy sodomite agenda to be completely fulfilled. Matthew 5:10 "Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake ..."
  10. Sweden has SAAB, a huge car industry, owned by a small Dutch nail factory, that produces completely worthless cars. For most SAABs the only way to get them to actually drive is a matter of making a hole in the bottom of the car and walking to where you want to go. This is also the cause of the insanely low speed limits in Sweden. Proverbs 6:16-19 "... the LORD hate ... a lying tongue ... wicked imaginations ..."


All people of Sweden need to repent and accept Jesus Christ as their savior! Until then, they will suffer and will burn in Hell along with other God-mocking countries like Iceland, Holland, New Zealand, Australia, Ireland, Denmark, The Faroe Islands, The Netherlands, India, England, Scotland, Germany, France, Italy, Hungary, Russia, China, Japan, Korea, Mexico, Canada, Brazil, Argentina, Chile, Spain, Portugal, Norway, Ukraine, Romania, Croatia, Serbia, Ethiopia, Nigeria, Somalia, Sudan, South Africa, Vietnam, Cambodia, Guatemala, Algeria, Egypt, Saudia Arabia, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Qatar, etc.


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To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! - 06-08-2010, 02:04 PM

God has hated Sweden for a long, long time now. In 1944, homosexuality was legalized in Sweden. Not only was that vile sin legalized in this God-forsaken country, Sweden embraces it so that it is considered to be one of the most “gay-friendly” countries in Europe and maybe even the world. If you didn’t think this country was filthy enough, don’t worry, they will never make you think that again. They hold a yearly fag pride parade known as the Stockholm Pride Parade...



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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! - 06-08-2010, 02:22 PM

BS how can the home of be anything less then HOLY


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BS how can the home of be anything less then HOLY

Disgusting. An entire Nation who's favorite food is balls. No wonder they are all GODless perverts.




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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! - 08-17-2011, 08:20 PM

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Disgusting. An entire Nation who's favorite food is balls. No wonder they are all GODless perverts.


Omg how can even say that, well next step is to say that pigs is a dirty animal and you are not allowed to eat them, then you are muslim!
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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! - 08-17-2011, 08:24 PM

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Disgusting. An entire Nation who's favorite food is balls. No wonder they are all GODless perverts.

Correction, that is meatballs, and no, that is definitly not every swedes favourite food, personally i like pasta carbonara or even pizza, swedish meatballs are just a traditional food because it has existed for so long, and is easy to make, and actually *can* taste prety good, based on who made it.

And why are we GODless pervets? please explain. and i refuse to belive anything that the old man has written earlier in this thread, read my previous threads and you will understand.
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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! - 08-17-2011, 08:47 PM

FAQs about Sweden:

Q: Why couldn't Jesus have been born in Sweden?
A: It's impossible to find 3 wise men there.

Q: Why did the Swede put condoms on his ears?
A: He wanted to avoid getting hearing aids.
Q: Why was the Swede so happy when he finished the jigsaw puzzle after six months?
A: Because the box said 2 - 4 years.
Q: What did the Swede do when he heard that he had sugar in his urine?
A: He pissed in his porridge.
Q: Why isn't there a roof over the lunatic asylums in Sweden?
A: Because they would have to build a roof over the whole of Sweden.
Q: What do you get if you cross a Swede and a gypsy?
A: A car thief who can't drive.
Q: Why don't the Swedes ever write anything on birthday cakes?
A: They can't get them into the typewriter.
Q; How can you spot the Swede in a group of Hells Angels?
A: The Swede is the one with trainer wheels on the side of his bike.
Q: Why do Swedes always drink their milk in the store?
A: Because on the packet it says: OPEN HERE.
Q: Why don't they play hide and seek in Sweden?
A: Who the heck wants to find a Swede?

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I have one of those handy camping knives. I think it's time to get rid of it.


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79.6 % of Sweden’s citizens belong to the Church of Sweden; only 2 % attend church services regularly. The large reason for the low number of members is that up until 1996 all babies were considered members if they had at least one parent that attended the church.
Like usual, everyone pretends to be a Christian, maybe knows one or two quotes from a Bible (likely an unworthy one) and loosely follows the 10 commandments. Someone needs to tell them God didn't write pages upon pages of scripture for them to ignore it.

You raise many valid points as to why God, and therefore I, hates Sweden. I heard IKEA is still run by nazis:



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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! - 06-17-2010, 11:02 PM

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Like usual, everyone pretends to be a Christian, maybe knows one or two quotes from a Bible (likely an unworthy one) and loosely follows the 10 commandments. Someone needs to tell them God didn't write pages upon pages of scripture for them to ignore it.
I do not want to show any disrespect but the only religious grouping in the World who actually believe that their holy scriptures are written by their god are the Muslims. There is a reason why the Bible consists of scriptures by evangelics. It is not a book filled with God's words but a story of Jesus' life and his preachings. Sorry to say.
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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! - 06-17-2010, 11:05 PM

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I do not want to show any disrespect but the only religious grouping in the World who actually believe that their holy scriptures are written by their god are the Muslims. There is a reason why the Bible consists of scriptures by evangelics. It is not a book filled with God's words but a story of Jesus' life and his preachings. Sorry to say.
And what does any of that have to do with Sweden?



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I do not want to show any disrespect but the only religious grouping in the World who actually believe that their holy scriptures are written by their god are the Muslims. There is a reason why the Bible consists of scriptures by evangelics. It is not a book filled with God's words but a story of Jesus' life and his preachings. Sorry to say.
Wrong.

2 Timothy 3:16 All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:


Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.



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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! - 06-26-2010, 12:56 AM

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I have one of those handy camping knives. I think it's time to get rid of it.
Well that is a knife from Switzerland not Sweden..
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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! - 06-26-2010, 01:02 AM

Allow me to laugh! (BIG TIME!!), How stupid can a man be to
start a thread with so many false facts?


1. Astrid Lindgren is not Danish, she is Swedish.
2. Suicide clinics? There are no such thing in Sweden whatsoever
3. Pastors having threesomes? What? That's totally against the law
4. The flag posted is Danish
5. IKEA Satanistic? Get me the facts for that please..
6. SAAB is NOT owned by a Dutch nail factory, it's owned by Spyker Cars (they bought it from General Motors).
7. Slow speedlimits?, The speedlimits are as slow as they are in the US.

But then again, im not suprised.. The thread was started by a homeschooled christian from the US..
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Astrid Lindgren is not Danish, she is Swedish.
No.

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Suicide clinics? There are no such thing in Sweden whatsoever
Did you even bother to click on the links I provided?

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IKEA Satanistic? Get me the facts for that please..
I already did that.

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Yes it is. Spyker is a Dutch company. Spyker is also the Dutch word for nail!

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The thread was started by a homeschooled christian from the US.
What do you hope to accomplish by stating the obvious?


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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! - 09-13-2010, 02:38 PM

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I have one of those handy camping knives. I think it's time to get rid of it.
THOSE ARE SWISS KNIVES YOU SON OF A WHORE
not swedish apparently Jesus piffleed you in the head cuz u cant think u ignorant basterd
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THOSE ARE SWISS KNIVES YOU SON OF A WHORE
I'm pretty sure you're making that up. The Swiss have never been in a war, so why would they need weapons? If it was a Swiss knife, it'd be made out of nazi gold and have a bit for opening toblerones, and I imagine a cuckoo would probably come out of it once every hour. Swedish knives doesn't do that, therefore they're Swedish.


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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! - 11-02-2010, 03:00 AM

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I have one of those handy camping knives. I think it's time to get rid of it.

'Swiss' refers to someone or something from Switzerland, retard.
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