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Default Re: Please pray for the victims of the Texas shooting - 11-06-2017, 05:10 PM

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Allthough this is not spanish - it is catalonian / catalán.
Speaking catalonian is like speaking spanish while having a hemorrhagic stroke.


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Default Re: Please pray for the victims of the Texas shooting - 11-06-2017, 05:22 PM

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Speaking catalonian is like speaking spanish while having a hemorrhagic stroke.
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Default Re: Please pray for the victims of the Texas shooting - 11-06-2017, 05:39 PM

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Thank you Mr. Elmer, for your...help. Allthough this is not spanish - it is catalonian / catalán. But I can understand what it mean.


I understand that you're saying that God has chose to not intervene, and is not wicked. Because he has saved some of the people.



1 Corinthians 9:22
To the weak became I as weak, that I might gain the weak: I am made all things to all men, that I might by all means save some.


But how about the children? One were only 5? Why let him be murder? God actually want this?!

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Thank you Mr. Elmer, for your...help. Allthough this is not spanish - it is catalonian / catalán. But I can understand what it mean.


I understand that you're saying that God has chose to not intervene, and is not wicked. Because he has saved some of the people.


1 Corinthians 9:22
To the weak became I as weak, that I might gain the weak: I am made all things to all men, that I might by all means save some.

But how about the children? One were only 5? Why let him be murder? God actually want this?!
One Papist dialect or another? in the eyes of Jesus there is no difference! And, as you said, mutually unintelligible.

James 2:10
For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.


Jesus knows who is not worth protecting. Many people are corrupt at a young age.

Isaiah 1:4
Ah sinful nation, a people laden with iniquity, a seed of evildoers, children that are corrupters: they have forsaken the LORD, they have provoked the Holy One of Israel unto anger, they are gone away backward.



Yours in Christ,

Elmer


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Default Re: Please pray for the victims of the Texas shooting - 11-06-2017, 06:45 PM

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How did He protect them?
I think the question you really want to ask is, "How can He protect me?" Focus on that, dear. How can Jesus protect you from the evils He creates and allows around you?

Here are some ideas:
Work hard to make sure the gays can't get married where you live.
Never ever succumb to the temptation of self-rape.
Do not commit a thought crime like lust.
Eat more meat.
Pray for President Trump who is under attack by the Enemy, for Satan is conniving to make reality look like Trump was involved in nefarious business and political dealings in the same way he makes the earth look billions of years old.


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Default Re: Please pray for the victims of the (most recent) Texas shooting - 11-06-2017, 07:30 PM

Thank you all. I realise I have a lot to learn.

(Sister Basilisca: "Apparently God decided it was time to kill. As i mentioned in the opening post, I suspect that this community did something to anger the .")


(Elmer White: Jesusknows who is not worth protecting. Many people are corrupt at a young age.)



So, God wanted this. He's got reasons.
Children can be evil and corrupt. And deserve to die.


And...sister Etheldredda:
I should worry about myself and:




Work hard to make sure the gays can't get married where you live.
(It is legal here anyway. So, too late)
Never ever succumb to the temptation of self-rape.
(?? I'm not sure I understand exactly what is this.)
Do not commit a thought crime like lust.
(Thinking, but not actually doing.....is really a sin? I might have a problem with this..)
Eat more meat.
(I only really like chicken. Fried or boiled. Or in salad.)
Pray for President Trump who is under attack by the Enemy, for Satan is conniving to make reality look like Trump was involved in nefarious business and political dealings in the same way he makes the earth look billions of years old.
(I don't know so much about politics. Maybe I should pray for all politicians...?? To make correct decisions?)



Again, thank you all. This is very helpful, ...if confusing. I'll have to think more about these things.
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But how about the children? One were only 5? Why let him be murder? God actually want this?!
The Lord God has commanded His chosen followers to kill many a youngster over the years. Women with child were put to the knife as per His Holy Instruction.

Once, God used wild animals rather than His human followers.

2 Kings 2:24

And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the Lord. And there came forth two shebears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.


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Work hard to make sure the gays can't get married where you live.
(It is legal here anyway. So, too late)
Never ever succumb to the temptation of self-rape.
(?? I'm not sure I understand exactly what is this.)
Do not commit a thought crime like lust.
(Thinking, but not actually doing.....is really a sin? I might have a problem with this..)
Eat more meat.
(I only really like chicken. Fried or boiled. Or in salad.)
Pray for President Trump who is under attack by the Enemy, for Satan is conniving to make reality look like Trump was involved in nefarious business and political dealings in the same way he makes the earth look billions of years old.
(I don't know so much about politics. Maybe I should pray for all politicians...?? To make correct decisions?)
Oh dear. Yes, thought crimes exist, and you can and will be judged by them. Jesus is very serious about this. Giving the example of lusting after women, Jesus says anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart (Matthew 5:28). Committing sin is what leads to eternal damnation, and now we know that committing sin includes thinking sinful thoughts. That's why you must work hard to take captive every thought (2 Corinthians 10:5), bounce your eyes when you see a woman, and pray to Jesus whenever you're not actively focused on something that is known to be safe.

And stay away from salads, for the love of all that is holy. Women and homosexuals eat salads. Eat more meat. Just the meat. Pork chops. Bacon. Steak. Lamb. Maybe the occasional potato. Things like this. Besides, no woman will find you attractive eating a salad. You're one Giant Salad away from that magnificent mustache of yours turning on you, creating for you instead the look of Enrique, the saucy, Mexican Pool Boy. Is that what you want? To attract middle aged Sodomites? I mean, $20 is $20, but still. Ew. Right?


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So, God wanted this. He's got reasons.
Precisely!

Never forget that He created both good and evil:

Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the Lord do all these things.

He must have had a good reason for it.

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Indeed:

Psalm 58:3 The wicked are estranged from the womb: they go astray as soon as they be born, speaking lies.

And don't forget about all of the babies He drowned in the Flood. Tore in little pieces using she-bears as cited in Sister Handmaiden's post. Burned in Sodom and Gomorrah. Ordered to kill in other innovative ways:

Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

Hosea 13:16 S
amaria shall become desolate; for she hath rebelled against her God: they shall fall by the sword: their infants shall be dashed in pieces, and their women with child shall be ripped up.

And before you even think about repeating the line that God has somehow transformed (after Jesus was born) from a merciless vengeful powerful being into some shady hippie free-love-for-all type, consider this:

Matthew 10:34-36
34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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(?? I'm not sure I understand exactly what is this.)
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(Thinking, but not actually doing.....is really a sin? I might have a problem with this..)

Matthew 5:28 But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.


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Again, thank you all. This is very helpful, ...if confusing. I'll have to think more about these things.
All of your answers are in the Holy Bible.

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Default Re: Please pray for the victims of the (most recent) Texas shooting - 11-06-2017, 08:18 PM

From this tragedy we can at least learn one lesson: It is nice to have a neighbour taking the second amendment serious. A plumber carrying a shotgun taking out a rogue soldier, at least to the point he got hurt and dropped his gun and stopped killing people, that to me seems the ultimate reason for people to be able to carry arms.

He was able to help out his neighbours, that seems to be supported by Mark 12:31.


Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.
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Default Re: Please pray for the victims of the Texas shooting - 11-07-2017, 12:31 AM

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I am mad at myself for this, but I agree with the heathen Much on this.

Like hurricanes, and other God's intended punishments for His Holy Land of USA, the mass shootings need to start having names.

Also like hurricanes, I propose they have female names.

Can we call this mass shooting "The Hillary"?
If we name mass-shootings like Hurricanes then we'll run out of letters before the end of January. Perhaps we can adopt the Arabic alphabet which has thousands of ridiculous squiggles probably. That would allow headroom for growth and also nicely represents how it's Islamic Terrorists we need to fear and bomb their countries. Don't think about it, let's do it now.
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Cross Re: Please pray for the victims of the (most recent) Texas shooting - 11-07-2017, 01:27 AM

While the idea of being in Church and being murdered is not a pleasant one, I am comforted that it would happen in Gods (Well, Pastor Ezekiel's) House. I also take solace that it would end these terrible days on Earth and I'd be sitting at my rightful place alongside other fortunate dead True Christians™ at the table of the Last Supper.

Some people have all the luck.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
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Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Please pray for the victims of the (most recent) Texas shooting - 11-07-2017, 03:06 AM

Guns, guts and glory!
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