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Default Re: Sister Mary Maria discusses theology with a Swede - 08-25-2008, 02:12 PM

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It also seems that the Swedes are the brunt of most Scandinavian jokes:
Suomalainen ruotsalainen ja norjalainen haaksirikkoituivat pienelle saarelle. Saarella asui ihmisssyöjäheimo, jonka vangeiksi kaverukset joutuivat. Ihmissyöjät antoivat heille kullekin viimeisen toivomuksen. Ensin kysyttiin Norjalaiselta. Norjalainen halusi nähdä vielä kerran vaimonsa. Vaimo haettiin norjalaiselle. Vaimonsa nähtyään norjalainen syötiin ja hänen nahastaan tehtiin kanootti. Suomalainen tahtoi vetää yhden sätkän. Suomalaiselle hommattiin sätkä. Sen poltettuaan suomalainen syötiin ja hänen nahastaan tehtiin kanootti. Kun tuli ruotsalaisen vuoro, hän tahtoi haarukan. Ruotsalainen alkoi tökkiä itseensä reikiä haarukalla, ja huusi: MINUSTAHAN EI KANOOTTIA TEHDÄ!
Sister, is this the one where the two Swedes sit next to each other in the bar for three hours and then one says to the other, "You know, it's a DoG Eat DoG world" and then they sit there for another hour before the other replies, "It might be the other way around" - ?

I see our guest has become offended by it. Perhaps he's one of the less communicative ones of his "Nation" and is embarrassed that we are thinking of him as being "gabby."

Which I must admit: I've always found it offensive also, as the ArchAngel Gabriel should not be called a goofy nickname.
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Default Re: Sister Mary Maria discusses theology with a Swede - 08-26-2008, 03:05 AM

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Actually, i meant that it would be stupid to attack me as it is ILLEGAL!
Sure, you might very well kill me, but at the moment there are laws against it...

Good thing 100% of all murders are solved, right?

And why would anyone i power want to bring back christian law?
You seem to forget that most people with power worship nothing more than the american dollar...

George W. Bush worships Jesus. He speaks to our Lord and Savior, you know? We went into Iraq to spread the Good News, not for oil money. If that was the case Iraq would be paying for itself, but as you can see our godly president is so selfless that he is tithing our nations wealth away to a country with a billion and some odd dollars in surplus dollars.

Also, once againg, where would you find an army willing to attack us?
We do not have all that many natural recources, we do not oppress human rights, we do not house any terroris organisations, we are mainly harmless.
Iraq were attacked for purely economic reasons, and it was justified by a terrorist attck that had nothing to do with the land in question.

When the End Times comes and McCain finishes what Bush started the United States will be in recession. All our wealth squadered away on some ungrateful sand nigs, our militrary commanders will have no choice but to mutiny. All this liberal hogwash will be a thing of the past and the True Christian beliefs of our military willl shine forth. PRAISE!!! America will become the True Hand of God! GlORY! Satan will be tolerated nowhere. Jesus will fly down on a cloud and usher in a new era. HALLELUJAH!!!

Most scandinavian countryes joke about eachother. for example:
Norwegian people joke about swedes, danish and finnish people, while the swedes joke about norwegian, finnish and danish people.

Europe is a joke. Agreed.

We have excelent education, and we do not have to lower our test standards to allow our students to pass, as other countries i could mention.

Keep letting in all those camel jockies and negriodial immigrants and you'll be lowering your test standards as well. The nigra would never pass a test unless we gave them 5000 points for spelling their names right. Shequanda, Tantwantaneeka, Efintrah, Shameekaqwanda, Penicillin, etc. are hard names for the sows to remember in particular. You know they have low IQ's, right?

And why would anyone want to move to the united states? A place were people actually have to pay for healthcare, where anyone are allowed to carry guns, and the meaning of democracy have been so diluted people have no real power over their politicans...

I don't want to have to wait in line at a hospital. I'm better than poor unsaved trash and I'd hate to live any place where some god damned minority can get the same care that I can afford. Carrying guns is a sign of Freedom. I guess you people can't care guns because you tend to shot yourselves alot. Oh, and Sweden is a REAL democracy?

Also, did you notice that both of your examples comes from a man called fjordman...

Fjiduwr-what?

Sure, those girls were raped, there are rapists of all nationalities in the world.

Most negroidials and eye-talians.

And i don't see that many swedish women "dressing as streetwalkers" around here. Most of them do have poor taste, as do most people, but i cannot say that they could be described as whores...

Maybe not by european standards.

There are also many immigrants who are subject to violence and fear going out at night because of people like him. Those who break the laws will be jailed, no matter which god they worship, or the color of their skin...
It just so happens that the color of their skin happens to be bowel movement brown or lung cancer black.
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Default Re: Sister Mary Maria discusses theology with a Swede - 08-26-2008, 03:09 AM

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How many times do i have to tell you, you ignorant fool, that i cannot help that your language have highly illogical grammar and that it is not my native language.
until you have proven to me your own linguistical skill by learning a second language, you have no say in the matter...

i read fluently at the age of six, but my parents did not brainwash me by telling me storybooks were true...
Why would a person who speaks the official language of planet Earth bother to learn an inferior language that serves no purpose anywhere outside of Sweden and... wherever else they speak that gibberish. You learned English because it is the language of commerce and simply a superior language compared to all others. There is a reason English is taught EVERYWHERE and nobody even knows what your native tongue is called.
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Default Re: Sister Mary Maria discusses theology with a Swede - 08-26-2008, 04:04 AM

I couldn't read this whole thread, because w/ all the Swedish jokes, I busted my gut laughing, so I'm sorry if this has been mentioned before, but I would like to point out that one of my great heroes is a Swede:




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Default Re: Sister Mary Maria discusses theology with a Swede - 08-26-2008, 04:17 AM

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I couldn't read this whole thread, because w/ all the Swedish jokes, I busted my gut laughing, so I'm sorry if this has been mentioned before, but I would like to point out that one of my great heroes is a Swede:
I was wondering what the point of that clip was, brother. "That's just your typical swede", I thought. I didn't realize it was a Muppet until the very end when I saw the two balcony puppets.
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