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Default Re: God´s blast rips through New Zealand mine; all 29 miners dead - 12-09-2010, 06:10 AM

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I would like to start with the fact that I am more disgusted by this then the MCR thing you have on this site. The men that died were good men who loved their families and their jobs. They did not deserve to die and they certainly dont deserve what you have said about them. One of those men was the son of one of my teachers and I am immensley glad that she does not have to read this filth. Those men are in heaven now with God, where they belong.
All of them? Did maybe one of them blaspheme or curse shortly before they died without asking forgiveness?


Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.



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Default Re: God´s blast rips through New Zealand mine; all 29 miners dead - 12-09-2010, 06:20 AM

As if that makes any kind of difference at all. You people are the worst kind of people there are. Those men were good hard working honest men who lived their lives and died because of a horrible accident. They are ALL in heaven because they deserve a place next to God where you do not in my opinion. You did not know these men as you do not know me or my mother. Speaking on behalf of the NZ community I am saddened by such blatant disregard for another mans life. I personally have compassion for the men who were killed before their time as I have for those who have died in other tragic events such as September 11.
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Default Re: God´s blast rips through New Zealand mine; all 29 miners dead - 12-09-2010, 06:36 AM

I understand that you're upset about your fellow Australians being killed. But, the simple fact remains: Only those who accept Jesus Christ as their personal Lord and savior will be able to enter Heaven (John 3:16-18) and the odds are since they are Australian, that they have not. Yours is a Godless and liberal country. Your people have elected a LESBIAN ATHEIST as your president! The chances don't look too good for them. They were probably sinners and it probably wasn't an "accident". God sometimes makes an example out of people so that the rest of us will WAKE UP and accept the truth that Jesus Christ died for our sins! Don't mourn over this; rejoice, for God could've smote an unsaved trash like yourself but instead let you off with a warning.



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Default Re: God´s blast rips through New Zealand mine; all 29 miners dead - 12-09-2010, 06:42 AM

I am a Kiwi, hence my username. Maybe you should look at it a bit more closely.

God is more likely to smote you then he is me. Rejoice that people died, that you are disgracing their memories and attacking Australia. I am not Australian I was born and bred in New Zealand where the Pike River Mine tragedy happened. If God and Jesus could see you know he would weep for your soul not mine.
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Default Re: God´s blast rips through New Zealand mine; all 29 miners dead - 12-09-2010, 06:54 AM

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If God and Jesus could see you know he would weep for your soul not mine.
What? You don't believe God can see? I knew you weren't a Christian.


Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.



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Default Re: God´s blast rips through New Zealand mine; all 29 miners dead - 12-09-2010, 07:06 AM

I have never once said I was a christian so i would appreciate it if you stopped saying this. I have nothing against real christians it is you people who use the word of God to back up your sick and twisted ways that i do not agree with.

The men that tragically died would be ashamed by this site as im sure some of them would have been christians.

I personally think you may need professional help, I can suggest several good pyschatrists and medications you can try.

(Maybe this will get me banned again, but dont worry I will be back. You cannot keep me down.)

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(Maybe this will get me banned again, but dont worry I will be back. You cannot keep me down.)
Ban you? No, you won't be banned unless you step too far out of line.

I believe we're going to keep you.


Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.



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Default Re: God´s blast rips through New Zealand mine; all 29 miners dead - 12-09-2010, 07:15 AM

Indeed. Although it's going to take all of our Prayer Warriors working in unison to even begin chasing the demons from you, there is still hope for you. Jesus will be very pleased with us when we make a meek, obedient True Christian™ Lady out of you.

Luke 15:7
I say unto you, that likewise joy shall be in heaven over one sinner that repenteth, more than over ninety and nine just persons, which need no repentance.


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And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power



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Default Re: God´s blast rips through New Zealand mine; all 29 miners dead - 12-09-2010, 07:20 AM

Oh thats so kind of you, but I would like to let you know that you do not have a chance of converting me to your church or saving me as you put it. And whats up with the pic you have put up next to my name. Thats not me, so would you be so kind as to take down this misrepresentation of me.

KJ signing off now.

Goodnight and Godbless.
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Oh and could you explain to me how exactly my mother-AngelofParadise stepped out of line.
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Oh thats so kind of you, but I would like to let you know that you do not have a chance of converting me to your church or saving me as you put it. And whats up with the pic you have put up next to my name. Thats not me, so would you be so kind as to take down this misrepresentation of me.

KJ signing off now.

Goodnight and Godbless.
(Please note the sarcasm.)

Oh and could you explain to me how exactly my mother-AngelofParadise stepped out of line.
Just so you know, your "mother" was banned for being an unctuous retard when it comes to knowing anything about the Bible (KJV1611) and Jesus. As an alleged adult she should know better than to teach her daughter this nonsense. At least there may be some hope for you to reach Salvation, and maybe teach your mother something.

I don't know where you get off thinking that God just created the universe and has been sitting in the Jacuzzi for the last 6,000 years. In the Old Testament He had to intercede in all kinds of things, starting with the Garden of Eden - and what a perfect place it was, much like the socialists dream of creating today. There was free food and shelter, health care and a long life with no mine "tragedies" or "disasters". God provided for almost everything except he did not want anyone watching any plasma TVs (well not really - he just didn't want anyone eating a certain fruit - if you can believe it). But nooooo, he gave mankind "free will" and well, you know the rest. Next there was so much trouble he had to kill everyone except for Noah and some of his family. Then he had to send His Son Jesus to die for all the sinning that was still going on - that "free will" wasn't doing much good was it.

Let's face it, Jesus is still calling the shots around here - everything from tsunamis and Obama to mine disasters all have His stamp of approval. That avatar picture fits you perfectly (and you can change it if you had any common sense), an "Emo" goth constantly whining about the world God created for you and the miserable life He gave you.


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