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Trump The True Christian™ Presidential Election Poll Tracker 2020 - 07-27-2020, 05:54 AM

Urgent Release from The Landover University Creation Science Team

By using the most sophisticated methods, our Creation Science Team has interviewed all True Christians™ of voting age residing in our Godly Community. The aim was to get a comprehensive picture of the opinions of the electorate. To gain the maximum benefit from this difficult and time-consuming study, we conducted a non-anonymous poll, the results of which have been delivered to Pastor Ezekiel Flint to help him chastise Church members, whose understanding is deficient and who have to be told how to vote. These people were mostly women and some senior citizens, as well as rebellious subhuman female youth.

We only included official presidential candidates, the future winner of the election, President Donald Trump, Mr. Biden, who will lose, and Mr. Kanye West who will split the Hamite vote to our benefit. However, we wanted to make this an open poll to give Pastor Fling Flint more insight into the deepest secrets of His congregation. Unsurprisingly, some women and senior citizens seemed unable to grasp the concept of an "official candidate". Hence, also some other people were mentioned and reported in the poll results. The first results (%) are as follows (also in pictorial format for easy viewing):



The total number of respondents was 1427, 636 True Christian™ men and 791 TC™ females. With advanced statistical methods, we split the results by the gender of the electorate (there are only two sexes). In the image below, we can see the women's bar on the left and the Godly men's on the right, as follows:


An unbiased assessment of the results with Biblical correlations
  • Things are not as bad as they seem. This is the first poll that shows President Trump leading, which is a good indicator that any previous poll is fake news and should be disregarded.
  • Kanye West is the rising star of the GOP values. We should cherish his progressive ideas about prohibiting abortion, etc., but also pray that his melanin-challenged phenotype change into something respectable. The overwhelmingly male vote for Mr. West does raise sodomistic suspicions that Pastor Flint's Filipino houseboys are going to investigate. Pictures have been taken and the files saved behind the strongest of passwords.
  • It is totally OK to promote Mr. Putin, but the electorate should understand that he is not a candidate. Based on our non-anonymous poll, we know that it was mostly women approaching menopause that are his supporters. Pastor Flint with deal with that.
  • Miss Alejandra Larguez, once the wannabe usurper of our Mayor Elections, makes a startling appearance in the polls. Her supporters are mostly uppity young females. Their fathers and other male relatives have been alerted. Suitable countermeasures are being applied. Only one man (we know who it is and there is no need to mention the word "F**** Machine" here) supported her. Pastor Flint has promised to deal with that issue personally.
Ecclesiastes 7:26
And I find
more bitter than death the woman, whose heart is snares and nets, and her hands as bands: whoso pleaseth God shall escape from her; but the sinner shall be taken by her.
  • The 11 people who supported Mr. Biden are at this very moment being questioned about their connections with Sweden and the Vatican. Pastor Flint will not tolerate traitors among us.
2 Timothy 3:4
Traitors, heady, highminded, lovers of
pleasures more than lovers of God;
  • It is inconceivable why some people mentioned Mrs. Clinton. We do acknowledge that her "supporters" were dowager True Christians™ approaching the mature age of a century. Their votes will be cast by proxy, and there is no need to be alarmed about this. The same goes for the uppity young females supporting Larguez: they will no longer be included in the polls and their fathers will teach them about proper voting conduct.
Exodus 4:2
And the LORD said unto him, What is that in thine hand? And he said, A rod.
  • Who would not support Mr. Reagan's return to the Presidential Office if we didn't Have President Trump!? No-one. However. it has come to our attention that Mr. Reagan is already in Heaven with Jesus. The senior citizens who failed to grasp this will receive our thought and prayers and their sedation will be re-evaluated on a weekly basis.
Conclusions
Things are looking bright and beautiful regarding President Trump's re-election once the problems with uppity females and demented retards will be taken care of. And they will.


Yours in Christ,

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Default Re: The True Christian™ Presidential Election Poll Tracker 2020 - 07-27-2020, 07:26 AM

This is proof positive that the so-called scientific polls conducted by the liberals at Fox News are fake.


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Default Re: The True Christian™ Presidential Election Poll Tracker 2020 - 07-27-2020, 08:42 AM

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Only one man (we know who it is and there is no need to mention the word "F**** Machine" here) supported her. Pastor Flint has promised to deal with that issue personally.
Now that is the single most surprising thing I've heard this week, although of course it is only Monday morning. I really thought that young man's interests lay, er, "elsewhere".


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Default Re: The True Christian™ Presidential Election Poll Tracker 2020 - 07-27-2020, 10:17 AM

I'm not particularly proud of the court ordered community service obligation imposed upon me. It was a democrat sponsored judge who made this totally unfair ruling. However I am doing my service in an aged care home. Will be helping the residents fill in the mail in ballots. I wouldn't be surprised if 100% of the living ( and some of the recently passed) residents at The Mercy Seat Aged Care Facility cast their vote for DJT.

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Default Re: The True Christian™ Presidential Election Poll Tracker 2020 - 07-27-2020, 03:09 PM

Well there is no surprise that I am the leader of the opposition in Freehold. Biden is just another white old male, and Bernie dropped the race (again).

I am here, I am strong, I am powerful. I will make this country a place for every color, every gender, every age, every IQ. And every religion, too, but one, if they get to bitchy.
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every age
Are you suggesting that certain age groups currently do not reside in the US of A? Let's "unpack" that: take 44- to 51-year-olds say. What happens on their 44th birthday? Do they teleport to Venus for seven years? I suppose if you have a teleport machine a refrigerated bubble would be no problem. What about 92-year-olds? Apparently around that age one's life expectancy increases due to most people who get to 80 don't make 90 or even 85 but once you're through the first year of your tenth decade an eleventh is much more likely. Everyone who gets to 100 was 90 sometime but if you say (for instance [my 2nd example]) that America is not a place for 92- to 99-year-olds then no-one who is 105 was ever 94!

I hope this isn't too confusing for you. I'll explain it in cheese. If the USA were a triangular wedge of cheese it would be all cheese. A nation devoid of certain age groups would have holes, like that Swiss stuff that tastes like rubber. Sort of moth-eaten looking. Since you want to "turn this around" i.e. make it a home for ALL ages, you MUST think that there are voids across the whole demographic range?

See how easy that was?

But it isn't. There is no teleportation to Venus, no molten lava bubble refrigeration (on Venus, I assume you subscribe to Venusian volcano theories) to reflect the Swiss cheese demographic here and so on. Perhaps you hadn't thought this through or maybe you're influenced by Jainist flimflam?

In any event, a similar critique would apply to your other policies which, if adjusted, would more respectable support.

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Are you suggesting that certain age groups currently do not reside in the US of A? Let's "unpack" that: take 44- to 51-year-olds say. What happens on their 44th birthday? Do they teleport to Venus for seven years? I suppose if you have a teleport machine a refrigerated bubble would be no problem. What about 92-year-olds? Apparently around that age one's life expectancy increases due to most people who get to 80 don't make 90 or even 85 but once you're through the first year of your tenth decade an eleventh is much more likely. Everyone who gets to 100 was 90 sometime but if you say (for instance [my 2nd example]) that America is not a place for 92- to 99-year-olds then no-one who is 105 was ever 94!
No, I am suggesting that old people, specially old poor people, are swept under the carpet, with other people considered "undesirable" by the system. People of color, diverse genders, and so on and so forth. Because I am the voice of the people who do not have a voice. The inmigrants, the poor, the DC Comics filmmakers, all the groups that have been left behind by the mainstream.


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Well there is no surprise that I am the leader of the opposition in Freehold. Biden is just another white old male, and Bernie dropped the race (again).

I am here, I am strong, I am powerful. I will make this country a place for every color, every gender, every age, every IQ. And every religion, too, but one, if they get to bitchy.
Proverbs 9:13
A foolish woman is clamorous: she is simple, and knoweth nothing.

Dear Miss Larguez,

Once again, the Bible reigns supreme. You really need an education, don't you?
1. You are not an official candidate. Your support is irrelevant and will be dealth with.
2. If you were an official candidate - anything can happen during these Satan-infested times - your contribution would be to split the nasty liberal vote giving President Trump an even yuger victory.
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... And every religion, too, but one, if they get to bitchy.
3. We know based on the Bible that they're hellbound, but what is your justification to talk about Mormons in such harassing manner? Have you so soon betrayed your SJW ideals?



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Because I am the voice of the people who do not have a voice. The inmigrants, the poor, the DC Comics filmmakers, all the groups that have been left behind by the mainstream.
Mrs. Larquez--You are quite confused. We here at Landover Baptist do not sort people by age, ethnicity and origin. We sort them by their sin.

In you case, you do not seem to be married or have children. Further, I don't sense that is you goal in life. Instead, your goal seems to be to help immigrants and poor people. These lower classes are prone to sin. Lots of homers come from poor backgrounds.

If I may make a suggestion, leave politics to men and start now living a sin-free life. Eternity is a long time to suffer.


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Default Re: The True Christian™ Presidential Election Poll Tracker 2020 - 07-28-2020, 03:55 AM

This Ms. Marquez is certainly a mouthy woman and I doubt she will take the Mayor's advice about leaving politics to men, who are much better suited to deal with these issues. Forbes Magazine says that 60% of Democrats are women like her. If it wasn't for rude, smartass women there wouldn't be a Democrat Party. I don't see why we can't ban this Marquez woman from Freehold. How did she ever get in anyway- is she someone's maid?


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Default Re: The True Christian™ Presidential Election Poll Tracker 2020 - 07-29-2020, 05:06 PM

https://www.fec.gov/data/receipts/in...12%2F31%2F2020

There's a website to see what political donations individuals have made and to whom. I am personally not patronizing any businesses or associating with those who donated to the Sanders or Obama or Biden or Hillary campaign (barring strong evidence that they have since converted and realized the error of their ways).
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Default Re: The True Christian™ Presidential Election Poll Tracker 2020 - 07-31-2020, 02:11 PM

It's not often you see words like Sanders, Hillary and evidence, all together, in the same sentence; I'm pretty sure they use this, or a similar, product when evidence is unleashed!

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Trump Re: The True Christian™ Presidential Election Poll Tracker 2020 - 08-16-2020, 03:12 AM

UPDATE 15 August 2020

Due to recent developments, the Survey Team decided after quite a lot of Prayer to screen once again the electorate to unravel if the opinions of the public have been corrected by the interventions of the Church Leaders. In addition, a new candidate emerged recently, and we are sorry to announce that it is Mrs. Kamala Harris. Similar to the initial poll, this was an open poll and the respondents bear personal responsibility before the Church Council (and Jesus) of their opinions and thoughts. The Bible tells us that contemplating a crime equals that same crime.

Matthew 5:28
But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.


The Survey Team gently reminds the electorate that to consider voting an unsuitable candidate is as bad as the actual act of voting and will result in many consequences. But, without further ado, here are the results of the latest poll.



As we can see:
  • The lead of our Godly President Trump is diminishing and harsh measures will be taken to reverse this trend.
  • Mr. West and Miss Larguez are also losing votes.
  • Unfortunately, it is the new candidate, Mrs. Harris, who seems to be rising in points. This is what we call the "sheep effect". Once some unreliable media stars to hype a candidate, the sheep jump on the wagon.
  • In fact, they are not sheep but goats (Matthew 25:33).
  • Don't be a goat.
  • The polarities of Mr. Putin and Mr. Reagan remain steadfast. Please be reminded that they are not actual candidates in the forthcoming election.
Here are the results divided into the categories of Godly men and more or less stupid women:



There are many alarming items here. It is the Godly men who are supporting Mrs. Harris. It is thus clear the message of President Trump of her being a nasty female has not yet reached the less literate voters of our community. In addition, there are only men who'd still vote for Mrs. Clinton. Please be reminded that these are sodomistic opinions that will not be taken lightly when tithing tables are being designed for the next month.

Pastor Zeke has kindly reminded the Survey Team that his houseboys will be - as always - conducting searches of private homes and computers to gather and discard all campaign material of the false candidates.

The Team will post its next update once Jesus answers our Prayers about the next suitable date for a Poll.


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There are many alarming items here. It is the Godly men who are supporting Mrs. Harris. It is thus clear the message of President Trump of her being a nasty female has not yet reached the less literate voters of our community. In addition, there are only men who'd still vote for Mrs. Clinton. Please be reminded that these are sodomistic opinions that will not be taken lightly when tithing tables are being designed for the next month.
This is most disturbing. Don't they know that Mrs. Harris dropped out to actually be democrat nominee for President in December of last year? She couldn't even make it to Iowa without sleepy Joe handpicking her. https://www.npr.org/2019/12/03/78444...sidential-race

I notice the first image the bar for Mrs. Harris is blue. Is it possible someone is tampering with the poll results here? Did someone mixup men and women votes by mistake in the detailed breakdown? I'd expect this sort of tomfoolery from foolish women thinking they "need a woman President" but not Godly men.

I'm glad you used this portrait for our fearless leader. Here's an enlarged version.





With his beautifully flowing mane, how could anyone not be ready for another four years of a Donald Trump presidency?
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I notice the first image the bar for Mrs. Harris is blue. Is it possible someone is tampering with the poll results here? Did someone mixup men and women votes by mistake in the detailed breakdown? I'd expect this sort of tomfoolery from foolish women thinking they "need a woman President" but not Godly men.
Dearest Brother in Christ,

There are many alarming aspects of this Poll but, fortunately, the color scheme of the first image is not among them. We have there the combined poll of Godly men and the silly women and the color scheme is political. Red depicts the candidates who couch for Godly Republican values. While the threats remain, we of the Survey Team are convinced that the red déluge of GOP voters will drown the blue, shivering and whining democrat electrorate come November! Praise God!



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Pharaoh's chariots and his host hath he cast into the sea: his chosen captains also are drowned in the Red sea.

Verily, it is going to be an ocean of Red States!


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Default Re: The True Christian™ Presidential Election Poll Tracker 2020 - 08-17-2020, 01:55 AM

I've noticed that Miss Larguez does not appear to be wearing makeup. Does that mean she's a communist?
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Trump Re: The True Christian™ Presidential Election Poll Tracker 2020 - 09-14-2020, 06:29 AM

SEPTEMBER UPDATE

We have a new candidate, who is receiving alarmingly lots of support. Brock Pierce, the former ice hockey player of the "Mighty Ducks" team and a movie star is joining the race together with the expected winner, President Donald Trump, and the expectedc loser, the Biden guy. Among the True Christian™ population Mr. Pierce's entry into the presidential race has not gone unnoticed, and he is gathering unexpectedly large support among the Godly True Christian™ men. There are even some uneducated women who have announced their support to him. This is not good.


As we can see in the graph above, Mr. Trump is no longer the clear #1 candidate. Many of his former supporters are now gathering behind Mr. Pierce (on the far right of the graph). We kindly remind the electorate that this is an open poll and that the Landover Baptist Militia will question each and every one of those who changed their vote during the past month with repercussions. The picture that is emerging is even more inexplicable when looking at the trends based on the sex of the voters (only two sexes as we well know).


As we can see, it is the God-fearing middle-aged men who are turning to Mr. Pierce. Pastor Zeke has released a statement about this, as follows:
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Based on the radiant and unblemished image of Mr. Pierce as seen in his official photograph (on the far right of the graph), I am willing to support changing the VP nomination and taking on young Brock as the running mate for the Donald. However, let us keep in mind that the impossible case of President Trump losing the election would be so disastrous on our Church and me that the VP nomination is all that we can offer at the moment. Please kindle the Flint Mansion fireplace with the papers in the safe as the evenings are getting cooler".
The Polling team would also like to remind the True Christian™ men that the official photograph of Mr. Pierce is from the 1990's and he is past his youthful looks. AND the verse below will no longer be misused to support his campaign.

Isaiah 11:6
The wolf also shall dwell with the lamb, and the leopard shall lie down with the kid; and the calf and the young lion and the fatling together; and a little child shall lead them.

Let's continue to MAGA with President Trump!



That is all for now. Yours in Christ,


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We have a new candidate, who is receiving alarmingly lots of support. Brock Pierce, the former ice hockey player of the "Mighty Ducks" team and a movie star is joining the race together with the expected winner, President Donald Trump, and the expectedc loser, the Biden guy. Among the True Christian™ population Mr. Pierce's entry into the presidential race has not gone unnoticed, and he is gathering unexpectedly large support among the Godly True Christian™ men.
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That is a concern, Brother White. President Trump has taught people billionaires make great Presidents. Along comes this bitcoin billionaire to take advantage.

In the end, I think we will see anyone with a background in Hollywood taken down by God.


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