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Default Re: Sister Mary Maria discusses theology with a Swede - 08-24-2008, 12:33 AM

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Default Re: Sister Mary Maria discusses theology with a Swede - 08-24-2008, 12:33 AM

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If you see someone on the wrong path you should tell him, but you should also show him what there is to fear.
All you need to do is walk through any city, turn on a television, or open a newspaper to see what there is to fear! Sadly, even our own online sanctuary isn't safe as we get unwelcome visitors every day who come to persecute us, and all someone has to do is read their posts to see what there is to fear.


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Default Re: Sister Mary Maria discusses theology with a Swede - 08-24-2008, 01:13 AM

I see nothing has changed in my long absence. Why don't you people just grow up and let us, the unsaved (in your own opinion) have our say?
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Default Re: Sister Mary Maria discusses theology with a Swede - 08-24-2008, 01:21 AM

Because this is OUR board, stupid girl. I remember you. You have a loud mouth and a bad attitude.
If we were to just let hippie joint smoking naked dancing around the campfire hooligans like you just "have your say" then this board would just crumble under the weight of it's own (or yours) stupidity.
Go get Saved and quit wasting our time! Start by hitting that paypal button, girlie!


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Default Re: Sister Mary Maria discusses theology with a Swede - 08-24-2008, 01:35 AM

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Because this is OUR board, stupid girl. I remember you. You have a loud mouth and a bad attitude.
If we were to just let hippie joint smoking naked dancing around the campfire hooligans like you just "have your say" then this board would just crumble under the weight of it's own (or yours) stupidity.
Go get Saved and quit wasting our time! Start by hitting that paypal button, girlie!
But by doing this, we who are not of your faith gives you an amazing oportunity to understand the mind of the nonbeliever. And you cannot make a horse jump a fence until you know why it prefers the other side....
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But by doing this, we who are not of your faith gives you an amazing oportunity to understand the mind of the nonbeliever. And you cannot make a horse jump a fence until you know why it prefers the other side....
What is there to understand about you? You unsaved trash aren't that deep.

You hate Jesus, you have no morals, and you are the enemy to everything good in this world. What more would I need to know?
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Default Re: Sister Mary Maria discusses theology with a Swede - 08-24-2008, 01:39 AM

The horse doesn't want the other side. The horse only jumps the fence because it is whipped ferociously until it leaps or risks getting hit again. I have no problem beating the horse to get it to jump the fence, and I don't care WHAT side it prefers.
Now beating you with a Bible (KJV1611 of course), will that make you FINALLY understand? If not then I will just have to keep doing it until you do!
Besides all that, we don't NEED to have "your side". There is ONLY ONE SIDE and that is GOD'S SIDE!!!! After Him there is NOTHING else!!


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Default Re: Sister Mary Maria discusses theology with a Swede - 08-24-2008, 01:58 AM

So you are saying that you do not want to convert us?
Why is that?
And maybe we are not that deep, but we are fundamentaly different!
No sane person will agree with you just because you tell him he's wrong.
That might work with children, but not with thinking adults...

And the horse in my similie represent US, the unbelivers, not you...
Also, i do not hate jesus, he was a revolutionary, he taught love, compassion and to a degree obedience.
And how can someone who lives his life according to someone elses teachings claim to have morals? How can someone who says that owning slaves is ok claim to have morals!?
And contrary to what you believe, you people are not a good part of the world, you try to buy your salvation from someone selling thongs with jesus face on them! I mean, come on! he just wants your money!
I came here because i was intrigued by your religion and your ideas, i gave you the chance to make me see things your way, but it turned out you were nothing but hatefull mormons....

This message will probably be deleted, or edited to fit your ideas, but I hope someone who reads this will at least try to use that wonderful brain we were given...
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Default Re: Sister Mary Maria discusses theology with a Swede - 08-24-2008, 12:54 PM

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So you are saying that you do not want to convert us? Why is that? And maybe we are not that deep, but we are fundamentaly different!No sane person will agree with you just because you tell him he's wrong. That might work with children, but not with thinking adults...

Then you have best become like a child.

"At the same time came the disciples unto Jesus, saying, Who is the greatest in the kingdom of heaven? And Jesus called a little child unto him, and set him in the midst of them, And said, Verily I say unto you, Except ye be converted, and become as little children, ye shall not enter into the kingdom of heaven. Whosoever therefore shall humble himself as this little child, the same is greatest in the kingdom of heaven." - Matthew 18:1-4

Also, i do not hate jesus, he was a revolutionary, he taught love, compassion and to a degree obedience.

"For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled." - Matthew 5:18

Jesus is a proponent of the Old Testament. Therefore, He cannot be all about compassion and love.

"Suppose ye that I am come to give peace on earth? I tell you, Nay; but rather division: For from henceforth there shall be five in one house divided, three against two, and two against three. The father shall be divided against the son, and the son against the father; the mother against the daughter, and the daughter against the mother; the mother in law against her daughter in law, and the daughter in law against her mother in law." - Luke 12:52-53

"Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword. For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law. And a man's foes shall be they of his own household. He that loveth father or mother more than me is not worthy of me: and he that loveth son or daughter more than me is not worthy of me." - Matthew 10:34-37

"For I say unto you, That unto every one which hath shall be given; and from him that hath not, even that he hath shall be taken away from him. But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me. And when he had thus spoken, he went before, ascending up to Jerusalem." - Luke 19:26-28


And how can someone who lives his life according to someone elses teachings claim to have morals? How can someone who says that owning slaves is ok claim to have morals!?

He who created the universe sets the law in His universe. Therefore, there are no morals but the morals He dictates. So you see, the only people who can possibly have morals are those who obey His law. Besides, without His law all there is moral relativity (i.e an absence of true morality).

Jesus despises those who think they can think for themselves.

"And it come to pass, when he heareth the words of this curse, that he bless himself in his heart, saying, I shall have peace, though I walk in the imagination of mine heart, to add drunkenness to thirst: The LORD will not spare him, but then the anger of the LORD and his jealousy shall smoke against that man, and all the curses that are written in this book shall lie upon him, and the LORD shall blot out his name from under heaven." - Deuteronomy 29: 19-20


And contrary to what you believe, you people are not a good part of the world,

"Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake." - Matthew 5:11

Praise, Jesus!!! You demonstrate with each hate filled outburst that we are indeed on the right path.


you try to buy your salvation from someone selling thongs with jesus face on them! I mean, come on! he just wants your money!
Why would Jesus want our money? The world is His creation. He can make all the printed paper he desires. We tithe to show our selflessness and devotion to Him. What a stupid statement that was for you to say. Considering how stupid you've demonstrated yourself to be wouldn't it make sense to conclude that all your choices are based in stupidity and ignorance? Clearly, your hatred of Jesus, lack of morals, disdain for True Christians, and consequent persecution of His Elect (The Landover Congregation) are signs of your own stupidity, no?

Get straight with Jesus before He kills you. Hit the paypal button and make a selfless love offering to our Lord and Savior.
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Default Re: Sister Mary Maria discusses theology with a Swede - 08-24-2008, 02:20 PM

i might be wrong, you might not be stupid, god might have created us in his image, and the bible might be a law he forbids us to break...

But in that case, this tyrant will not be tolerated!
Around the word there are people, millions of people are fighting his very existance, in all his forms, in all his names, in all his incarnations. The shining god with his thousand names is dieing!
His power is diminishing by the second as our eyes are opened. Other, older and younger powers retake their place, human himself is evolving!
Slaves break free, new teachers rise up, new laws are created...
The humans he have kept under his bonds for so long will overthrow him, and you, his slavemasters, his lieing prophets, his guards and torturers will fall, as he will be nothing but a story for children.
The rebelion will not come in blood and fire, it will come in enlightenmen, it will come in in love and hatered, in doubt and certainty!
As the shining tyran falls, so will his other forms. devils, demons, even the despicable Satan himself will fall, as they are nothing but another part of His essence!
When the people have renounced him, they are free! And as the fools and the ignorants are enlightened, only those who care not for good and evil, those who worship him for his power, not his message will remain, and in his hunger for power he will suck them dry in his last agonising moment of existance...
Many will doubt us, but in our conquest we will not resort to violence as have our enemy, for ours is not a message of hatered, but of love, understanding and logic.
But do not think that you are the only ones who he will use to the last drop of your essence, He do not care about how you praise him. All who bow to him, all who promise him their souls are his to do with as he pleases.
Catholics, Protestants, Baptists, Muslims, Jews, you are all his tools, his livestock, his lifeblood.
And already you see it around you, happy people, at peace with their nature, living as nature itself, a power greater than any god or demon intended them to do.
You will see the power of this tyrant crumble, in a war, the first war where no one will ever have to die.
We will live, we will die, in the great cycle of life in which humans are nothing but a fraction, in which this planet is but a fraction.

We are the Disbelivers, we, who by living and breathing and singing hold back the hatered of ignorance.
We are the Disbelivers, who through enlightenment, knowledge, logic and love hold back ignorance of the past.
You have shown me the true face of this lord you worship, you have thaught me a lesson of ignorance, blindness and hatered, for which i guess i should be grateful.
I do not hate you for what you do to yourselves. I do not detest you, as you might not know any better.
But i look upon you in shame, in sorrow for what you do to yourselves, for what you do to others...
Your faith will not be forgotten, it would be foolish not to learn from our mistakes, but one day the name of god will mean nothing, and the bible will be just another book, along with others of it's kind, like Mein Kampf, Mao's Little Red and The Communist Manifesto, only older and less consistent...

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i might be wrong, you might not be stupid, god might have created us in his image, and the bible might be a law he forbids us to break...
No ‘might’ about it – you’re wrong.

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But in that case, this tyrant will not be tolerated!
Says you, who are but a speck of dog-poo on His otherwise Perfect Sandals.


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Around the word there are people, millions of people are fighting his very existance, [atheist drivel deleted] human himself is evolving!
You have a strange and increasingly unstable view of the world.
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Slaves break free, new teachers rise up, new laws are created...
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[atheist drivel deleted] The rebelion will not come in blood and fire, it will come in enlightenmen, it will come in in love and hatered, in doubt and certainty!
I don’t think God approves of predicting the future…
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As the shining tyran falls, so will his other forms. devils, demons, even the despicable Satan himself will fall, as they are nothing but another part of His essence! When the people have renounced him, they are free! [atheist drivel deleted
At least you agree that satan will be defeated.

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We are the Disbelivers, who through enlightenment, knowledge, logic and love hold back ignorance of the past.
Who is this “We”?
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You have shown me the true face of this lord you worship, you have thaught me a lesson of ignorance, blindness and hatered, for which i guess i should be grateful.
Dear Lord, how I wish we had taught you to spell…
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Default Re: Sister Mary Maria discusses theology with a Swede - 08-24-2008, 05:16 PM

i was trying to find a witty response to that, but i am afraid that would ruin the irony...
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i came here for answer regarding the words of the bible, but this thread have forced me to give up all hope of coherent information...
you act like children, confuse simple facts, generalize, and fail to spell common words correctly...
behind the safety of your screens you are like unsupervised children...

your hatered is like thick black smoke in the air, i almost gag as i read it!
i have heard people say that christians are hatefull, but thought they just had bad experiences...
but as they say: "anonymity makes every man an ass, and every argument hateful".
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I see nothing has changed in my long absence. Why don't you people just grow up and let us, the unsaved (in your own opinion) have our say?
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i might be wrong, you might not be stupid, god might have created us in his image, and the bible might be a law he forbids us to break...

But in that case, this tyrant will not be tolerated!
You're not going to tolerate God?
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I believe you mean "dying". It's a common word. As is "existence".

So, 76% and rising of the US population is Christian; 71% and now rising of the UK population is Christian. Here's a shocker for you . . . Christianity is actually increasing its numbers. Fools like you merely imagine yourselves the majority.
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The humans he have kept under his bonds for so long will overthrow him, and you, his slavemasters, his lieing prophets, his guards and torturers will fall, as he will be nothing but a story for children.
The rebelion will not come in blood and fire, it will come in enlightenmen, it will come in in love and hatered, in doubt and certainty!
You've been reading that Satanic Bible, haven't you?
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But in that case, this tyrant will not be tolerated!
Around the word there are people, millions of people are fighting his very existance
Here's a slingshot. Why not go take down the US Marines while you're at it.


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Default Re: Sister Mary Maria discusses theology with a Swede - 08-24-2008, 08:01 PM

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i might be wrong, you might not be stupid, god might have created us in his image, and the bible might be a law he forbids us to break...

But in that case, this tyrant will not be tolerated!

Agreed. He'll be more than tolerated. There is no defense against the ALL Powerful. All will submit to Him willingly or unwillingly.

Around the word there are people, millions of people are fighting his very existance, in all his forms, in all his names, in all his incarnations. The shining god with his thousand names is dieing! His power is diminishing by the second as our eyes are opened. Other, older and younger powers retake their place, human himself is evolving! Slaves break free, new teachers rise up, new laws are created... The humans he have kept under his bonds for so long will overthrow him, and you, his slavemasters, his lieing prophets, his guards and torturers will fall, as he will be nothing but a story for children. The rebelion will not come in blood and fire, it will come in enlightenmen, it will come in in love and hatered, in doubt and certainty!

He IS. He exists rather you believe in Him or not. All the theology, free-thinking, logic, math, science, denial, etc. has no bearing on rather or not He exists. You cannot fight the unstoppable. When The Day of Judgement is upon us you WILL you judged and all your "enlightened" friends will submit to the Fires of Hell.

As the shining tyran falls, so will his other forms. devils, demons, even the despicable Satan himself will fall, as they are nothing but another part of His essence!
When the people have renounced him, they are free! And as the fools and the ignorants are enlightened, only those who care not for good and evil, those who worship him for his power, not his message will remain, and in his hunger for power he will suck them dry in his last agonising moment of existance...

This sounds like satanist dogma. Are you a satanist, Swede? Go back to your ill begotten corner on the internets

Many will doubt us, but in our conquest we will not resort to violence as have our enemy, for ours is not a message of hatered, but of love, understanding and logic.

That is why you will definitely lose. Our Lord demands that we kill our enemies. So as our tanks and bombers burn you to a crisp, tear your flesh and crush your bones you will love us to death... your death. By the time you realize the lack of logic in not fighting back it will be too late.

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Default Re: Sister Mary Maria discusses theology with a Swede - 08-24-2008, 08:08 PM

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Ohh, the irony.

Nobody's preventing you from flapping your gums. What did you want to say, dear?

You're not going to tolerate God?

I believe you mean "dying". It's a common word. As is "existence".

So, 76% and rising of the US population is Christian; 71% and now rising of the UK population is Christian. Here's a shocker for you . . . Christianity is actually increasing its numbers. Fools like you merely imagine yourselves the majority.

You've been reading that Satanic Bible, haven't you?

. . . to spend eternity in God's Hell. Guess what? You may not believe in Him, but He created and will gladly torture YOU for all eternity for your disbelief. Enjoy the flames.

Actually, a man like a small, in fact insignificant, minority. Go look up worldwide religious demographics.

I'll wait.
actually, yes i have read the satanic bible, just as i have read the bible. that is if you talk about the one written by Lavey.
that does not mean i agree with him. as far as i see he comes of as rather destructive.

And what makes you think he created me? They say the winners write the history, and that is what your God did.
We were all created by a much greater miracle than this guy could possibly come up with....

how many of these people do you think are actually Christian? just because one tells another human you are Christian, does that mean that one actually prays? That one have accepted this god as your ruler?
About 55% of the worlds population claim to pray to your god, of which 33% are Christians...
You are at the moment only 5% ahead.
And though it might be increasing in the US and UK, it is actually on a decline in most of the rest of the world...

And what makes you think i am alone? heh, just because we do not often talk to you religious people about it, it doesn't mean our organization does not exist...

You also do not realize that your god have no chains on me, and that it is more likely that you will burn than me. after all, it is very hard to please your god, and all people commit sinful acts, sometimes without knowing of it or even trying...

another thing you seem to forget: I am not American!
how many languages do you speak? Huh? Can you make yourself understood in any language other than your native one?

also:
" Actually, a man like a small, in fact insignificant, minority. Go look up worldwide religious demographics."

i believe you meant:
" Actually, a man IS a small, in fact insignificant, minority. Go look up worldwide religious demographics."
at least i use the correct words...

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Here's a slingshot. Why not go take down the US Marines while you're at it.
you obviously did not read what i wrote...
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you obviously did not read what i wrote...
Despite the vomit that welled up in my mouth, I did. You were talking about rebellion against God and I was just pointing out how ridiculous that is. No matter what people convince themselves, God is real and He is omnipotent. Deal with it.


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Default Re: Sister Mary Maria discusses theology with a Swede - 08-24-2008, 08:14 PM

My GOD, we're still.....letting Swedes in here?!

Why don't we let the messicants in too, then? At least they're Religious
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Default Re: Sister Mary Maria discusses theology with a Swede - 08-24-2008, 08:24 PM

Remy Lebeau.
I do not worship anyone...
as i said, Satan is just another face of your God.

and where do you plan to find tanks, bombers or even soldiers? Are you actually one of those people who thinks the American army is your personal chock troops?
The United states army march nowhere if there are no material profit to be made...

And how do you plan to fight us? Bomb every country where atheists live? you would have to bomb your own cities, your own apartment buildings, maybe even your own homes...
Do you really believe that half of the Christians out there would agree to that?
After all, most Christians aren't half as rabid as you are...
This talk about bombing us certainly reminds me of other people of your faith...
well, atleast you mostly keep that among yourselves...

We are everywhere, and if you come knocking and try to drag me out on the streets, i will defend myself.
If you make the eternal conflict physical, people will defend themselves...
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Default Re: Sister Mary Maria discusses theology with a Swede - 08-24-2008, 08:28 PM

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My GOD, we're still.....letting Swedes in here?!

Why don't we let the messicants in too, then? At least they're Religious
actually, i am quite surprised that i am not banned already myself...
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