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Default Re: Retards are the Devil's Children - 09-01-2007, 01:06 AM

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I wasn't born with a dick in my ass, no; however, I wasn't born with a pussy around my dick either.
No, you were born a normal straight person, as we all are. But then you CHOSE (or was cursed by God) to be a vile homersexual.
But don't worry, despite what the homer lobbyists say, there is hope for you: YOU CAN BE CURED!

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I was never trying to get you to give up chrisitianity, simply to stop being assholes to people that don't deserve it.
We're not being "assholes" to anyone.. We are being kind by telling the truth.
That being a fag is WRONG, and fags will go to hell, unless they REPENT and give up their fag ways.
That's kindness: we care enough to tell you the truth even though we get persecuted for it!

And you have no idea what anyone truly deserves.. No man does. But only God does-
And He tells us in His Holy Word, the Holy KJV1611 Bible.
And He says that fags deserve death and eternal torment in HELL, as do all sinners.
REPENT! REPENT BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE!



And I must warn you to refrain from this kind of language in the future..
Such talk might fly at the gay pickup bars you frequent but not here.


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A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
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Default Re: Retards are the Devil's Children - 09-01-2007, 01:12 AM

"Bad" words are only "bad" because that's what people have labeled them. They're words, just like any other.

Anyways, no, I can't be changed. I am who I am; I have always been this way and will always be this way.

In addition, I will NOT repent to a god that I don't believe in.
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The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."
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Default Re: Retards are the Devil's Children - 09-01-2007, 01:22 AM

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"Bad" words are only "bad" because that's what people have labeled them. They're words, just like any other.
So you agree then that man cannot really know what is right and wrong?
That with humans - It's OPINON ONLY.

Good that you realize!
Cause friend, you've nailed it right on the head here, this is exactly why we need God to tell us what's right and wrong..
For without Him, the result is total and complete depravity!

The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God.
They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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Anyways, no, I can't be changed. I am who I am; I have always been this way and will always be this way.
You don't KNOW that.

Neither are you as sure as you pretend to be, so you can drop the act right now.
You can't lie to the Holy Spirit.

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In addition, I will NOT repent to a god that I don't believe in
No, of course not: We want you to be sensible and to believe in Him.
Then may the repenting, and acceptance of Him as your personal Saviour begin!


If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
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Default Re: Retards are the Devil's Children - 09-01-2007, 01:35 AM

God doesn't know shit about what's right and wrong because he doesn't exist.

And yes, I do know that it will never change. It's just how it is.
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Default Re: Retards are the Devil's Children - 09-01-2007, 01:37 AM

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God doesn't know shit about what's right and wrong because he doesn't exist.
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And yes, I do know that it will never change. It's just how it is.
It's obvious that you suffer from a severe case of self-delusion as well. Since you don't only try to lie to us.. but to yourself.
In both above cases, you have no proof whatsoever of either statement.

WHERE IS YOUR PROOF THAT GOD DOESN'T EXIST?
WHERE IS YOUR PROOF THAT YOU WERE BORN FAG?
Put up or shut up, sodomite.


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A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
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Default Re: Retards are the Devil's Children - 09-01-2007, 01:46 AM

You have no proof that god exists.

However, I do have proof that people AND animals are born gay and that it's natural. A recent study showed that up to 10% of animals are gay.
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Default Re: Retards are the Devil's Children - 09-01-2007, 02:01 AM

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You have no proof that god exists.
I do actually. Loads of it.

Let me show you a simple and easily understandable piece of evidence.

If the universe started with the big bang, and before that there was nothing, (as is the theory) then what could have caused it?
Nothing? As in "nothing caused SOMETHING to happen and come into being from nothing?"
Therefore, the big bang is impossible.
And what does that leave us with? Creationism.

Creation is the only theory that is plausible, or even possible.
Creation requires a God. And therefore, God exists.

Now it's your turn: where is you proof that God doesn't exist?
Let me tell you where it is: NOWHERE! NO SUCH EXISTS, AND NOBODY HAS EVER FOUND ANYTHING SUPPORTING SUCH AN IDEA!
Praise God!

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However, I do have proof that people AND animals are born gay and that it's natural. A recent study showed that up to 10% of animals are gay.
Even if this is true.. (until you produce a link where their methods of attaining this information is described however, I will remain sceptic.)

Animals aren't a good example to take after!

Some animals for instance, kill & eat "children" of their own kind, so do you also consider THAT to be normal and acceptable behaviour among humans?
If not, then you're a biased hypocrite and your argument invalid.


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A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
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Default Re: Retards are the Devil's Children - 09-01-2007, 02:49 AM

The universe has always been and always will be But in the end it all comes down to what you believe in, there is no real solid proof either way, so I don't intend to debate god's existence.

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That's how nature works, there's nothing wrong with it. And I'm looking for where I saw that article, don't worry about that
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But in the end it all comes down to what you believe in, there is no real solid proof either way, so I don't intend to debate god's existence.
That is where I rather be safe than sorry. I have served God most of my life. If I die I have nothing to lose , if you do, you got the pit of fire to suffer for all eternity. Me laugh at you in heaven.

There is enough truth for me because the B.I.B.L.E is the book for me. I stand alone on the word of GOd!
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The universe has always been and always will be But in the end it all comes down to what you believe in, there is no real solid proof either way, so I don't intend to debate god's existence.
No, the universe has not always existed, scientists have given it an age, so if that's what you want to believe, then go look it up ...

But Bible believing True Christians™ know that GOD created the world about 6,000 years ago, because it says so in Genesis ...

Here it is, plain and simple ...

Genesis 1

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2: And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters.
3: And God said, Let there be light: and there was light.
4: And God saw the light, that it was good: and God divided the light from the darkness.
5: And God called the light Day, and the darkness he called Night. And the evening and the morning were the first day.
... but wait, there's more! so keep reading and good luck, noddy


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1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...
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Default Re: Retards are the Devil's Children - 09-01-2007, 05:40 AM

Do you really think that the earth is the only planet in the UNIVERSE able to support life? I personally don't think so I don't get why humans constantly think that...

Anyways, more to my point, if there is some creator out there, then they sure as hell didn't spend any real amount of time on our planet, considering they just left a huge mass of earth and water with plankton in it.
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Default Re: Retards are the Devil's Children - 09-01-2007, 06:20 AM

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Do you really think that the earth is the only planet in the UNIVERSE able to support life? I personally don't think so I don't get why humans constantly think that...

Anyways, more to my point, if there is some creator out there, then they sure as hell didn't spend any real amount of time on our planet, considering they just left a huge mass of earth and water with plankton in it.
Well, how many other planets like this do you know of? Ummmmm....NONE? And how many of the dead, lifeless balls in space have humans on them.....would the answer be NONE again? Yes, it would.

We are on a special planet made by GOD! Oh sure, there are probably other galaxies and trillions of stars, but the current scientific evidence says that they are all rushing away from a central point at millions of miles an hour. And What is that central point? Why WE are. How much more proof of GOD do you need?


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there is no real solid proof either way, so I don't intend to debate god's existence.
You claim that now.. But you didn't before.
That's because now you know that you're outdone and cannot argue with the TRUTH we present.
You're not getting away that easy, sodomite.

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That's how nature works, there's nothing wrong with it.
So you think it's A-OK to for humans to eat children?
That's horrible!

But well, atleast you admit to being an amoral baby-eater, unlike Rachael and Alie..
Who simply REFUSE to acknowledge the fact that they eat babies!


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A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
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Okay dumbasses, this is how it goes. Being mentally or physically comes from genetics, and pure unfortunate luck.

What? If you're going to blaspheme, at least have the decency to do so in a way that makes sense.
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It has nothing to do with them being the devils children or anything like that, and nobody should hold any prejudices against them.
Don't worry, I don't hold any prejudices. I find out if people are homers, retardeds, or anything equally sinful, and then I judge them. Nothing "pre-" about it.
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The people that I hold prejudices against are you, the dumb, ignorant people in this world who are being stupid because of choices that they have made. I personally don't believe that you piffleers deserve to live, especially not with the body that you don't deserve.
So what body do we deserve? If we had that body, would you allow us to live?
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Believe it or not, I've read the damn bible a few times. I don't believe the stories, but I have no problems with it's morals (in the new testament.)
So you agree that women should be subservient to their husbands and not speak in Church?
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I'm not going to lie, the bible does say that homosexuals should be stoned to death or whatever, that's one of the many problems with the bible. It was written in times where the people were not enlightened with some of the technological and scientific discoveries that we've had recently.
So do you believe that homos should be given the chair or lethal injection?
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Anyways, let me clear this little fact up. It IS natural to be homosexual. They have done studies by watching animals in the wild, and up to 10% of them are gay.
Who has done these studies? The only people that'd willingly choose to watch penguins buggering each other are perverts, who have a natural interest in pushing the anti-God pervert agenda. Therefore, these studies are unreliable.
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Au contraire, my friend.
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"Bad" words are only "bad" because that's what people have labeled them. They're words, just like any other.
And? Hellbound fags like you are only hellbound because GOD has damned you, but that doesn't change the fact that you're going to Hell.
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In addition, I will NOT repent to a god that I don't believe in.
Then start believing in God, then repent.


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You vile heretic dogs!

We run a school for mentally disabled children (I'm not a teacher there, I'm the principal and I stay in the monastery, making my decisions via teleconferencing)

And you say we're the foul people! Think of how many Protestant ministers have abused children over the years!


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Default Re: Retards are the Devil's Children - 09-04-2007, 07:08 PM

Does anyone know any good websites or have any good pictures of retards. I have searched google-images for the past hour with no luck, and my youngest wants to see what one looks like. Unfortunately there are none in our local zoo.

I want to show her what a pure-blood demon looks like.

In anticipation.

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Default Re: Retards are the Devil's Children - 09-04-2007, 07:37 PM

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Does anyone know any good websites or have any good pictures of retards. I have searched google-images for the past hour with no luck, and my youngest wants to see what one looks like. Unfortunately there are none in our local zoo.

I want to show her what a pure-blood demon looks like.

In anticipation.

Rev RG Green

LOL! Aw what a darling little girl. Tards ARE fun to laugh at!

Here are some photos for her to giggle at.

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Default Re: Retards are the Devil's Children - 09-04-2007, 08:37 PM

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LOL! Aw what a darling little girl. Tards ARE fun to laugh at!

Here are some photos for her to giggle at.

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Default Re: Retards are the Devil's Children - 09-04-2007, 08:41 PM

HERE'S ANOTHER DEMON PURE-BLOOD FOR YOU REV. GREEN
I LAUGHED SO MUCH I STARTED SPEAKING IN TONGUES! ENJOY.
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