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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
07-15-2010, 08:37 PM
Use the correct codes....God likes that you know....
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
07-17-2010, 11:42 AM
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
07-29-2010, 09:24 PM
This thread is quite extraordinary and I don't really know wether to laugh or to cry. Mostly I've been laughing. Thank you biza the godmocker for being the first one to point out that it was the Danish (Danish = Denmark while Dutch = Netherlands or Holland) flag, I'm very surprised that no one else seemed to know that.
However, I'm pretty sure that Cranky Old Man's been having quite a laugh at this too. At least I dearly DEARLY hope that he hasn't been serious because it doesn't seem likely. It's a bit too extreme.
And everyone, thank you vary much for your concern about us swedes being eternally damned! Though, honestly, if the alternative is a place claiming to be forgiving, loving and heavenly but yet filled with so much hatred towards those being gay (or women, according to some of you), I'd prefer hell. At least that's honest.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
07-29-2010, 10:54 PM
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This thread is quite extraordinary and I don't really know wether to laugh or to cry. Mostly I've been laughing. Thank you biza the godmocker for being the first one to point out that it was the Danish (Danish = Denmark while Dutch = Netherlands or Holland) flag, I'm very surprised that no one else seemed to know that.
However, I'm pretty sure that Cranky Old Man's been having quite a laugh at this too. At least I dearly DEARLY hope that he hasn't been serious because it doesn't seem likely. It's a bit too extreme.
And everyone, thank you vary much for your concern about us swedes being eternally damned! Though, honestly, if the alternative is a place claiming to be forgiving, loving and heavenly but yet filled with so much hatred towards those being gay (or women, according to some of you), I'd prefer hell. At least that's honest.
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In Sweden, there is a custom to take your shoes off before entering someones house. We have a custom that new people post an introduction in the introduction forum. You care more about your house than the Lord.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
07-31-2010, 08:13 PM
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In Sweden, there is a custom to take your shoes off before entering someones house. We have a custom that new people post an introduction in the introduction forum. You care more about your house than the Lord.
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That is indeed very very true.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
07-31-2010, 08:46 PM
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a place claiming to be forgiving, loving and heavenly but yet filled with so much hatred towards those being gay (or women, according to some of you), I'd prefer hell. At least that's honest.
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I don't hate the gays, it's God who hates them. If he wants me to shun them, who am I to argue?
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07-31-2010, 08:48 PM
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I don't hate the gays, it's God who hates them. If he wants me to shun them, who am I to argue?
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Exactly. When God's given you free will and a free mind, why use it?
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
08-01-2010, 12:29 AM
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However, I'm pretty sure that Cranky Old Man's been having quite a laugh at this too. At least I dearly DEARLY hope that he hasn't been serious because it doesn't seem likely.
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I am always serious. At the age of 73 you stop wasting time.
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To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
08-04-2010, 01:17 PM
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I am always serious. At the age of 73 you stop wasting time.
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No, you do seem to know how to spend your time wisely.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
08-04-2010, 01:40 PM
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I am always serious. At the age of 73 you stop wasting time.
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This made me chuckle. In fact, gave me a rather large giggle. Thanks for making my day Cranky Old (aka the Minor Rapist) Man. Did you know anger is bad for your health? (I'm referring to you being perpetually or even eternally Cranky here) It will put you in an early grave! And how can you impregnate teenage girls then?! You need to THINK man!
God bless your wee innocent heart,
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
08-04-2010, 03:45 PM
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This made me chuckle. In fact, gave me a rather large giggle. Thanks for making my day Cranky Old
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You're welcome.
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Did you know anger is bad for your health? (I'm referring to you being perpetually or even eternally Cranky here) It will put you in an early grave!
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Well, since I am 73, it is too late for an early grave already.
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And how can you impregnate teenage girls then?! You need to THINK man!
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What are you talking about? I never had sex with anyone but my wife, who was 18 when I married her.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
08-05-2010, 04:35 AM
I think you’re being a bit hard on the Swedes or at least you’re forgetting some of the good things:
1. They sent Satan Ibrahimowitch (Famous soccer player and investor in the Swedish porn industry) of to Madrid.
2. They’re still keeping their king (America has just showed to the world what democracy can lead to: Barack Hussein Obama!)
3. They have built a gigantic nuclear plant with unstable reactors right next to the Danish sinfully capital (Copenhagen)
4. There’s only one queer member of their royal family
And hey, only 684 detective stories were published by angry Swedish female communist writers last year. Can we get real here for a moment, please?
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
08-05-2010, 05:32 AM
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You're welcome.
Well, since I am 73, it is too late for an early grave already.
What are you talking about? I never had sex with anyone but my wife, who was 18 when I married her.
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Ok, thank you for clarifying and likewise for your generosity, you're actually pretty cool.
So you know I gotta ask this it's a formality, how old were you when you married an eighteen year old?
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
08-05-2010, 05:05 PM
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So you know I gotta ask this it's a formality, how old were you when you married an eighteen year old?
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I was 22 years old when I married Irma.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
08-05-2010, 05:11 PM
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I was 22 years old when I married Irma.
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Brother Cranky, be careful, he's got a thing for men with beards. He was chasing Brother Dewitt around for a while.
On a side-note, I have him blocked but I still see him in quotes, is there a way to change that?
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
08-05-2010, 05:42 PM
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On a side-note, I have him blocked but I still see him in quotes, is there a way to change that?
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I don't think so.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
08-05-2010, 06:16 PM
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On a side-note, I have him blocked but I still see him in quotes, is there a way to change that?
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
08-05-2010, 06:31 PM
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Thanks, but that would make a mess of my monitor and then I couldn't read your enlightened posts.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
08-06-2010, 06:59 PM
Ok I am from Sweden! Why hate us? We don't hate god nor do we love the devil...we simply don't care about them!
And i saw Biza (the godmocker) giving questions about Sweden in some thread that i am to lazy to find!
The answers was horribly wrong so i got a lol there
for example: the answerer thought we didn't celebrate christmas, he thought our national anthem was called rape and homosexuality and something more i can't remember.
We DO celebrate christmas and our national anthem is the best one ever and it's called ''Du gamla, du fria''.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
08-06-2010, 08:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Dionysos
I think you’re being a bit hard on the Swedes or at least you’re forgetting some of the good things:
1. They sent Satan Ibrahimowitch (Famous soccer player and investor in the Swedish porn industry) of to Madrid.
2. They’re still keeping their king (America has just showed to the world what democracy can lead to: Barack Hussein Obama!)
3. They have built a gigantic nuclear plant with unstable reactors right next to the Danish sinfully capital (Copenhagen)
4. There’s only one queer member of their royal family
And hey, only 684 detective stories were published by angry Swedish female communist writers last year. Can we get real here for a moment, please?
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You side with the people who can't tell Denmark and Sweden apart? And actually, even though we have a king, he's got no political power what so ever - we choose our "political leader" in a similar way to the US.
And Barack Obama is probably the best thing that's ever happened to USA. But a racist probably wouldn't see that.
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