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Most famous person in New Zealand: Dead!! -
06-08-2011, 02:20 PM
New Zealand mourns Shrek the sheep
Shrek the New Zealand sheep, whose ability to avoid the shearers made him a national celebrity, has died.
Someone is going to need to find a new sheep to shag.
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Re: Most famous person in New Zealand: Dead!! -
06-08-2011, 04:19 PM
Trust abos to worship a sheep.
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Re: Most famous person in New Zealand: Dead!! -
06-08-2011, 05:00 PM
well, i hope they dont waste all that good meat! and now that hes dead they can shave that wool off? i bet itd make a right comfy pillow stuffing!
Genesis 1:24
And God said, "Let the land produce living creatures according to their kinds: livestock, creatures that move along the ground, and wild animals, each according to its kind: and it was so."
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Re: Most famous person in New Zealand: Dead!! -
06-08-2011, 05:25 PM
That is sad. Now where are we gonna get our milk from?
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Re: Most famous person in New Zealand: Dead!! -
06-08-2011, 05:39 PM
Did it die of AIDS?
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Re: Most famous person in New Zealand: Dead!! -
06-08-2011, 06:22 PM
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Did it die of AIDS?
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I wouldn't doubt it for one minute Brother. The majority of the kiwis I hear about are homers with Velcro lined gloves. They didn't shave that sheep for a reason, poor thing
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Re: Most famous person in New Zealand: Dead!! -
06-08-2011, 06:52 PM
That's disgusting. This is the kind of thing that makes me glad to live in the USA.
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Re: Most famous person in New Zealand: Dead!! -
06-08-2011, 07:10 PM
well, when i first read this thread title, I up and thought that you was talking about that hobbit fondler, peter jackston? or maybe them handsome warblers, flight of the conquistadors? sos I was a mite surprised to see all that wool -- well maybe, it's not as hairy as peter jackston, but close!
Genesis 1:24
And God said, "Let the land produce living creatures according to their kinds: livestock, creatures that move along the ground, and wild animals, each according to its kind: and it was so."
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Re: Most famous person in New Zealand: Dead!! -
06-08-2011, 08:24 PM
I hope they have enough useless currency to be able to slap that face on at least a coin or a bill of a lower denomination. Unfortunately it will probably just be a stamp. (Since they're all used to licking that ewe already. )
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Re: Most famous person in New Zealand: Dead!! -
06-08-2011, 09:45 PM
This is what happens when even Godly almost Americans turn away from Jesus; Sheep worship and depravity.
This is how we want America to end up?
Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.
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Re: Most famous person in New Zealand: Dead!! -
06-09-2011, 12:38 AM
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He had an unbelievable personality. He loved children and he was really good with the elderly in retirement homes.
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What does this mean, did the elderly 'use' this sheep as well? This is sickening.
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Re: Most famous person in New Zealand: Dead!! -
06-09-2011, 03:54 AM
Raped to death by drooling abos no doubt.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Most famous person in New Zealand: Dead!! -
06-13-2011, 06:22 AM
We don't actually shag sheep its a joke, just like Australians aren't roo (kangaroo) rooters...
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Re: Most famous person in New Zealand: Dead!! -
06-13-2011, 06:38 AM
Animal fornication is no joke, friend. Grab your Bible (if you actually have one) and check out Leviticus 18:23.
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Re: Most famous person in New Zealand: Dead!! -
06-13-2011, 01:08 PM
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New Zealand mourns Shrek the sheep
Shrek the New Zealand sheep, whose ability to avoid the shearers made him a national celebrity, has died.
Someone is going to need to find a new sheep to shag.
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He looks like a British Judge to me. Baaaaaaaah!
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Re: Most famous person in New Zealand: Dead!! -
06-13-2011, 05:42 PM
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We don't actually shag sheep its a joke, just like Australians aren't roo (kangaroo) rooters...
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Nobody cares about the Austrians or their criminal roots. What we want to know is why you inflicted so much rectal trauma on that poor animal that it ultimately died of its injuries.
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Re: Most famous person in New Zealand: Dead!! -
06-13-2011, 05:49 PM
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Nobody cares about the Austrians or their criminal roots. What we want to know is why you inflicted so much rectal trauma on that poor animal that it ultimately died of its injuries.
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Well their ancestors were criminals and we know the Lord punishes the children for the sins of their fathers for several generations (anywhere between three generations [Exodus 20:5] and forever[1 Kings 2:33]); perhaps this is the case in Australia- the people are simply being punished for the crimes that their ancestors were shipped there for.
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