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Re: Arrest Taylor Swift! She's why America is truly The Great Satan! -
12-09-2023, 02:47 AM
You are so right Mrs White
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Re: Arrest Taylor Swift! She's why America is truly The Great Satan! -
12-09-2023, 04:01 AM
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Is there something you would like to confess, Dear? Something you would like the class to know??
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It's rather complicated. I said I have a cat, better to have said there is a cat in my life. He's not my cat, more like I'm his human.
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Re: Arrest Taylor Swift! She's why America is truly The Great Satan! -
12-09-2023, 02:18 PM
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It's rather complicated. I said I have a cat, better to have said there is a cat in my life. He's not my cat, more like I'm his human.
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Oh, I see. Well, it is a relief to know that it's just a cat in your life, and not a cat that is connected to any witchcraft that you might be dabbling in. And, I do hope that you are telling the truth here, Dear, and not trying to pass off fibs, because knows all. You cannot hide your sins from , even those that you think are hidden. So, if you do have any association with Taylor Swift, witchcraft, black cats, etc., now is the time to turn to the — and repent!
Acts 3:19 "Repent ye therefore, and be converted, that your sins may be blotted out, when the times of refreshing shall come from the presence of the ."
Matthew 12:37 "For by thy words thou shalt be justified, and by thy words thou shalt be condemned."
(Mrs.) Isabella White
Hebrews 10:19 "Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "
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Re: Arrest Taylor Swift! She's why America is truly The Great Satan! -
12-09-2023, 02:28 PM
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You are so right Mrs White
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Thank you ever so much, dear Miss Deanable — I do appreciate your comment.
Now, I see that you are new to , and that you have posted two interesting messages here. You know, Dear, we have a cordial Introduction Forum, where we love for our newcomers to introduce themselves. The link to that page is here:
https://www.landoverbaptist.net/forumdisplay.php?f=16
Please — at your earliest convenience — do make your way there, and post a message so that we can become acquainted with you, and to give you our heartfelt welcome. Whilst there, kindly note the simple requests at the top of the page. I shall post them here, too, for your added benefit:
The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
We look forward to reading your message, Dear. May the bless you, as you seek — here, at .
(Mrs.) Isabella White
Hebrews 10:19 "Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "
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Re: Arrest Taylor Swift! She's why America is truly The Great Satan! -
12-09-2023, 02:40 PM
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So, if you do have any association with Taylor Swift, witchcraft, black cats, etc., now is the time to turn to the — and repent!
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REPENT indeed. Time is running out for Taylor Swift and those who worship her. Time magazine needs to cancel this issue and pull all copies from newsstands. God will smite that company.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Arrest Taylor Swift! She's why America is truly The Great Satan! -
12-09-2023, 02:54 PM
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REPENT indeed. Time is running out for Taylor Swift and those who worship her. Time magazine needs to cancel this issue and pull all copies from newsstands. God will smite that company.
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Indeed so, dear Brother Mayor Hold. This is what Time magazine should be showing on their front cover — instead of that ish Taylor Swift!
(Mrs.) Isabella White
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Re: Arrest Taylor Swift! She's why America is truly The Great Satan! -
01-12-2024, 11:17 AM
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Re: Arrest Taylor Swift! She's why America is truly The Great Satan! -
01-12-2024, 04:55 PM
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Thank you kindly, for bringing this to our attention, dear Bezukhov. I must say: Fox News was right on the money when they had that very handsome Jesse Watters bring forth the news.
And, as no surprise to anybody, the Pentagon denies any connection with that Taylor Swift woman. They very rudely said that they will just "shake it off"; meaning that they are going to ignore the truth that is now in plain sight of everybody.
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Haters gonna hate: Pentagon pushes back against Fox News conspiracy theory involving Taylor Swift
But on Wednesday, Pentagon spokesperson Sabrina Singh pushed back against Watters claim, referencing one of Swift’s big hits by saying in a statement, “as for this conspiracy theory, we are going to shake it off.”
“But that does highlight that we still need Congress to approve our supplemental budget request as Swift-ly as possible so we can be out of the woods with potential fiscal concerns,” Singh added, seizing the opportunity to slyly highlight a Swift song by telling Congress “I Wish You Would” grant the administration its supplemental budget request.
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Well, there you have it. It appears that even Satan has the Pentagon under his control. They might just as well admit it now that the truth has been told.
(Mrs.) Isabella White
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Re: Arrest Taylor Swift! She's why America is truly The Great Satan! -
02-19-2024, 10:12 PM
Well, not surprisingly, that Taylor Swift witch is still in the news. Oh, how I pray for the day to come when the fascination with this harlot will be no more! Sadly, until then, I suppose the FAKE NEWS agitators will be working overtime to infest the airwaves of . The latest bit of nauseating non-news comes from that trashy tabloid, the Clinton News Network:
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Taylor Swift would win any popularity contest against MAGA
Trump is far more unpopular than Swift. He has a 45% favorable to a 55% unfavorable rating among those with an opinion, according to an aggregate of recent polling. That puts his favorable rating about 25 to 30 points lower than Swift’s, depending on the poll.
Swift’s previous backing of liberal causes may also be part of the reason why Trump supporters are going after her. (Her boyfriend, NFL tight end Travis Kelce, has done ads for Covid-19 vaccinations, something a lot of Republicans are against as well.
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https://www.cnn.com/2024/02/18/polit...lar/index.html
Those nasty, negative comments about our beloved President Trump are disgusting, and the person(s) who wrote those things will be having huge regrets when November, 2024 rolls along, and when President Trump is gloriously re-elected to the White House! And, then, no amount of Taylor Swift idolatry will matter. What will matter is that the will have placed faithful servant back where he rightfully belongs.
(Mrs.) Isabella White
Hebrews 10:19 "Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "
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Re: Arrest Taylor Swift! She's why America is truly The Great Satan! -
02-19-2024, 10:25 PM
Taylor Swift could fund the entire fine and damage lawsuit amount against Donald Trump. To redeem her soul she should do just that. She hobnobs with celebrities of all kinds so I'm hoping she meets Pastor Zeke at some high level social event soon. When he turns on his charm we might bring her into our circle and then Trump's.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Arrest Taylor Swift! She's why America is truly The Great Satan! -
02-19-2024, 10:41 PM
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Taylor Swift could fund the entire fine and damage lawsuit amount against Donald Trump. To redeem her soul she should do just that. She hobnobs with celebrities of all kinds so I'm hoping she meets Pastor Zeke at some high level social event soon. When he turns on his charm we might bring her into our circle and then Trump's.
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Oh, how I do agree, dear Brother Mayor Hold. This is so very true, especially when one considers all that our beloved President Trump has done for Miss Taylor. He has very carefully explained this in a recent posting, as you shall see below.
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On Sunday, in a Truth Social post, Trump made it clear that he felt the need to share in Taylor’s spotlight. He also made his somewhat desperate case for why she couldn’t possibly endorse Biden for president (again).” I signed and was responsible for the Music Modernization Act for Taylor Swift and all other Musical Artists. Joe Biden didn’t do anything for Taylor, and never will. There’s no way she could endorse Crooked Joe Biden, the worst and most corrupt President in the History of our Country, and be disloyal to the man who made her so much money. Besides that, I like her boyfriend, Travis, even though he may be a Liberal, and probably can’t stand me!”
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https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/polit...nt/ar-BB1i8Ro5
And furthermore, I do believe that Miss Taylor Swift must also pay for all of President Trump's legal fees throughout his unjustified ordeals. I mean, she really does owe President Trump so much, even though she is so rebelliously disliking the poor man!
(Mrs.) Isabella White
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Re: Arrest Taylor Swift! She's why America is truly The Great Satan! -
04-04-2024, 02:10 PM
Has Taylor Swift donated to Pastor Ezekiel's airplane fund? Not like she can't afford it.
https://www.statesman.com/story/news...r/73189010007/
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Re: Arrest Taylor Swift! She's why America is truly The Great Satan! -
04-05-2024, 01:40 AM
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Has Taylor Swift donated to Pastor Ezekiel's airplane fund? Not like she can't afford it.
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Good thought. If she were to repent a contribution would be welcome. So far we have not had to use unclean money. We are so close to ordering the custom build I don't think the Zeke's New Airbus Committee is ready to go that low.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Arrest Taylor Swift! She's why America is truly The Great Satan! -
04-07-2024, 01:38 PM
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Good thought. If she were to repent a contribution would be welcome. So far we have not had to use unclean money. We are so close to ordering the custom build I don't think the Zeke's New Airbus Committee is ready to go that low.
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I'm not so sure that we would want Taylor Swift's ill-gotten money, dear Brother Mayor Hold. She got that money from delivering Satanic performances, designed to hypnotize our young people into doing devilish deeds. Clearly, there should be no way that we, at , would entertain the thoughts of using Miss Taylor's demonic dollars!
(Mrs.) Isabella White
Hebrews 10:19 "Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "
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