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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
05-30-2021, 06:01 PM
Once, while browsing in a bookstore, in the RELIGION section, I came across a book entitled "Zen and The Art of Motorcycle Maintenance". I was shocked to the core after glancing through a few pages. Motorcycles are a tool of the Devil and their riders are Hells Angels.
58 If thou wilt not observe to do all the words of this law that are written in this book, that thou mayest fear this glorious and fearful name, THE LORD THY GOD; 59 Then the LORD will make thy plagues wonderful, and the plagues of thy seed, even great plagues, and of long continuance, and sore sicknesses, and of long continuance. 60 Moreover he will bring upon thee all the diseases of Egypt, which thou wast afraid of; and they shall cleave unto thee. 61 Also every sickness, and every plague, which is not written in the book of this law, them will the LORD bring k upon thee, until thou be destroyed.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
05-30-2021, 06:58 PM
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Once, while browsing in a bookstore, in the RELIGION section, I came across a book entitled "Zen and The Art of Motorcycle Maintenance". I was shocked to the core after glancing through a few pages. Motorcycles are a tool of the Devil and their riders are Hells Angels.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
05-30-2021, 07:33 PM
I'd like to add another passenger to this list and thankfully the interwebs saw fit use his full name Billy Joe Thomas. He died from cancer May 29. His stage name was creepy enough with the sexual connotation. The thing that I will never understand is how can some people think they can get away with singing gospel or what people refer to as gospel and secular both?
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
05-30-2021, 07:48 PM
My dear mother tells me that she was always puzzled - perplexed, even - by his insistence on singing his so-called "greatest hit" under a made-up name and in a foreign language. Did the man have no decency at all?
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
05-30-2021, 07:57 PM
Rest assured, I am just as confused and to be perfectly honest, I am not so sure what is so great about it to begin with, but, that's for another time. I also think his stage name should answer your question about his decency. yikes!
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My dear mother tells me that she was always puzzled - perplexed, even - by his insistence on singing his so-called "greatest hit" under a made-up name and in a foreign language. Did the man have no decency at all?
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
05-30-2021, 09:56 PM
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I'd like to add another passenger to this list and thankfully the interwebs saw fit use his full name Billy Joe Thomas. He died from cancer May 29. His stage name was creepy enough with the sexual connotation. The thing that I will never understand is how can some people think they can get away with singing gospel or what people refer to as gospel and secular both?
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Because they are being pushed by the satanic industry and being promoted as Christian. It are mostly singers who tend to prefer European and Japanese "cars" over American cars.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
05-31-2021, 10:40 PM
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My dear mother tells me that she was always puzzled - perplexed, even - by his insistence on singing his so-called "greatest hit" under a made-up name and in a foreign language. Did the man have no decency at all?
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Sacha Distel? That sounds very German. Nothing surprises me anymore.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
05-31-2021, 10:51 PM
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Sacha Distel? That sounds very German.
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Does Sacha really sound German? The kind of German that resided (until 1941 or so) along Volga river, I presume?
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
06-01-2021, 04:37 AM
I thought it was a weird type of Franglais.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
06-30-2021, 08:06 PM
And, Donald Rumsfeld is now on the Train. I thought this day would never come, but at the age of 88, I knew he couldn't keep moving for much longer!
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Donald Rumsfeld, the two-time defense secretary and one-time presidential candidate whose reputation as a skilled bureaucrat and visionary of a modern U.S. military was unraveled by the long and costly Iraq war, died Tuesday. He was 88.
President George W. Bush, under whom Rumsfeld served as Pentagon chief, hailed his “steady service as a wartime secretary of defense — a duty he carried out with strength, skill, and honor.”
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https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/wire..._headlines_hed
I can't say I feel the slightest bit sorry to hear of this. After the way Mr. Rumsfeld so brazenly demanded that our beloved President Donald J. Trump concede the election to sleepy Joe Burden, I'd say that this ticket for the train is only appropriate!
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As per The Washington Post, a forceful letter demanded Trump concede was made public, one signed by such GOP heavy-hitters as Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld.
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https://uproxx.com/viral/dick-cheney...-admit-defeat/
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
07-01-2021, 08:01 AM
Something must have gone wrong somewhere. Yes, he stood up against great evil at times – but only 88?
Genesis 6:1-5 And it came to pass, when men began to multiply on the face of the earth, and daughters were born unto them, that the sons of God saw the daughters of men that they were fair; and they took them wives of all which they chose. And the LORD said, My spirit shall not always strive with man, for that he also is flesh: yet his days shall be an hundred and twenty years. There were giants in the earth in those days; and also after that, when the sons of God came in unto the daughters of men, and they bare children to them, the same became mighty men which were of old, men of renown. And GOD saw that the wickedness of man was great in the earth, and that every imagination of the thoughts of his heart was only evil continually.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
07-01-2021, 04:32 PM
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Something must have gone wrong somewhere. Yes, he stood up against great evil at times – but only 88? Genesis 6:1-5 And it came to pass, when men began to multiply on the face of the earth, and daughters were born unto them, that the sons of God saw the daughters of men that they were fair; and they took them wives of all which they chose. And the LORD said, My spirit shall not always strive with man, for that he also is flesh: yet his days shall be an hundred and twenty years. There were giants in the earth in those days; and also after that, when the sons of God came in unto the daughters of men, and they bare children to them, the same became mighty men which were of old, men of renown. And GOD saw that the wickedness of man was great in the earth, and that every imagination of the thoughts of his heart was only evil continually.
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One can see that Mr. Rumsfeld's life was cut short by the , as righteous retribution for when Mr. Rumsfeld co-signed that letter, demanding that our beloved President Trump concede -- to admit that Joe Burden had won the [ stolen] election.
will not be mocked! Mr. Rumsfeld must have known he was going out onto thin ice by making such atrocious demands. It's little wonder that the had had enough of him.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
07-28-2021, 09:47 PM
And another satanic motorcycle racer went to the fires of hell three days ago. Sadly, it was a 14-year-old boy with the weird name of Hugo Millán (I do not bother to post a photo). I suppose that his family was Catholic, no wonder why they decided to force him on a motorcycle. If this still does not show us how wicked motorcycles are, then all hope is lost.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
07-28-2021, 09:53 PM
Oh, and another satanic rock musician died too to enter the flames. Dusty Hill from CC Top or whatever way you pronounce them. One drunkard, adulterer and gambler less on this earth.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
07-28-2021, 11:37 PM
And ... another -bound sinner is being taken on the Choo-Choo Train to Eternal Damnation. People might remember Ron Popeil, the man who had "info-mercials" on television, to sell household gadgets, cheap appliances and other foolish money-wasters that nobody needs.
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Ron Popeil, the prolific infomercial spokesman behind “as seen on TV” products like the Showtime Rotisserie and Hair in a Can, has died. He was 86.
Popeil died early Wednesday morning at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center following a “severe medical emergency” on Tuesday, Popeil’s family told TMZ.
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https://www.thewrap.com/ron-popeil-s...ng-dies-at-86/
I cannot say how relieved I am to learn of this death. Mr. Popeil's trip to eternal fire is so very well-deserved! Who can forget the horrible ordeal that was experienced by dear Mr. Rudy Giuliani, when he was shipped the wrong hair dye product! will not be mocked!
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
07-29-2021, 03:49 AM
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Oh, and another satanic rock musician died too to enter the flames. Dusty Hill from CC Top
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I never listen to the metal. "They" say they always go in threes. Who is They? Satan. And he's getting three nice ones this week!
METAL CHURCH (never heard of them, bound to be dreadful)
SLIPKNOT This cacophonous racket has actually been posted somewhere: atrocious, as you'd expect with a name like that.
Glatians 3:13c . . it is written, Cursed is every one that hangeth on a tree and no prizes for guessing what "slipknot" means
Mike Howe and Joey Jordison respectively. Just so we'll know the harmonies available in Hell I've looked up two examples; in reverse order: SLIPKNOT (no way of knowing who's who) | METAL CHURCH (the deceased is singing) |
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
07-29-2021, 04:21 AM
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I never listen to the metal. "They" say they always go in threes. Who is They? Satan. And he's getting three nice ones this week!
METAL CHURCH (never heard of them, bound to be dreadful)
SLIPKNOT This cacophonous racket has actually been posted somewhere: atrocious, as you'd expect with a name like that. Glatians 3:13c . . it is written, Cursed is every one that hangeth on a tree and no prizes for guessing what "slipknot" means
Mike Howe and Joey Jordison respectively. Just so we'll know the harmonies available in Hell I've looked up two examples; in reverse order: SLIPKNOT (no way of knowing who's who) | METAL CHURCH (the deceased is singing) |
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Rip Jody and Rusty, may their souls be woven into the fine fabric of death METAL and rock and roll history 🙏
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
07-29-2021, 06:05 AM
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Godly George W. Bush gave Donald Rumsfeld a job to do - wipe out the Taliban. It's now some 20 years later and the Taliban is still in Afghanistan. That Dick Cheney daughter is turning out to be a bad apple as well.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
07-29-2021, 09:31 AM
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It's now some 20 years later and the Taliban is still in Afghanistan.
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Someone told me carpet nuking wouldn't work because Afghans can see air currents and know where to stand to avoid the fumes. Shortly after, as is often God's way, I was taken up the side of a mountain. Supposedly a pleasure jaunt but unpleasantly cold with considerable wind. As we drove along the winding road, I saw a dramatic change in trees. Great big tall specimens green and majestic alternated with about as opposite as you could get. Perhaps a map would help.
1 – Entering the windy mountain road.
2 – Quite nice trees here.
3 – Stunning tall green & majestic forest.
4 – Round the bend, horrible wizened things greet our eyes.
5 – Tall & majestic.
6 – Horrible wizened.
7 – Tall & majestic.
8 – Horrible wizened.
9, 9, 9 – Tall & majestic.
10 – Horrible wizened.
9 – Tall & majestic.
10 – Horrible wizened.
9 – Tall & majestic.
10 – Horrible wizened.
* End of road, approaching village, snowing.
The very abrupt changes in vegetation were due to the wind, some spots being permanently sheltered and never getting any rain, others enjoying a high rainfall unlike me. I said it was a mountain road: dirt track would be closer. Some sort of forestry access I guess, “Oh let's put all the windows down and breathe some fresh mountain air!” announced my host whereupon the car filled up with wasps. “Wow!” he said. “If I drive really fast we'll blow them out!” That did actually work but our pleasure ride became more like a roller coaster with dirt and gravel flying around and the higher we got the more dismal it became until at the end [the last 10 and *] we came swooping down into the village right as the blizzard struck. Fortunately we did not sit outside eating Devonshire cream teas as planned.
Of course Devonshire teas are not paramount in the minds of Taliban goons but observation of flora, together with local knowledge, would indeed shelter them from nukes. I was very surprised how abruptly the rain shadow stopped & started. Similar to when a mountain casts a shadow in the sun: either you're in the shadow or not. And it's the same with the wind. Of course by nuking in both directions or a criss-crossed pattern, that would have been overcome so I can only assume there was another reason for not doing so.
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Jody and Rusty, may their souls etc.
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The last three metalheads boarding the train were DUSTY, MIKE and JOEY. Who are Jody and Rusty? Please try to stay on topic.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
07-29-2021, 09:44 AM
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Someone told me carpet nuking wouldn't work because Afghans can see air currents and know where to stand to avoid the fumes. Shortly after, as is often God's way, I was taken up the side of a mountain. Supposedly a pleasure jaunt but unpleasantly cold with considerable wind. As we drove along the winding road, I saw a dramatic change in trees. Great big tall specimens green and majestic alternated with about as opposite as you could get. Perhaps a map would help.
1 – Entering the windy mountain road.
2 – Quite nice trees here.
3 – Stunning tall green & majestic forest.
4 – Round the bend, horrible wizened things greet our eyes.
5 – Tall & majestic.
6 – Horrible wizened.
7 – Tall & majestic.
8 – Horrible wizened.
9, 9, 9 – Tall & majestic.
10 – Horrible wizened.
9 – Tall & majestic.
10 – Horrible wizened.
9 – Tall & majestic.
10 – Horrible wizened.
* End of road, approaching village, snowing.
The very abrupt changes in vegetation were due to the wind, some spots being permanently sheltered and never getting any rain, others enjoying a high rainfall unlike me. I said it was a mountain road: dirt track would be closer. Some sort of forestry access I guess, “Oh let's put all the windows down and breathe some fresh mountain air!” announced my host whereupon the car filled up with wasps. “Wow!” he said. “If I drive really fast we'll blow them out!” That did actually work but our pleasure ride became more like a roller coaster with dirt and gravel flying around and the higher we got the more dismal it became until at the end [the last 10 and *] we came swooping down into the village right as the blizzard struck. Fortunately we did not sit outside eating Devonshire cream teas as planned.
Of course Devonshire teas are not paramount in the minds of Taliban goons but observation of flora, together with local knowledge, would indeed shelter them from nukes. I was very surprised how abruptly the rain shadow stopped & started. Similar to when a mountain casts a shadow in the sun: either you're in the shadow or not. And it's the same with the wind. Of course by nuking in both directions or a criss-crossed pattern, that would have been overcome so I can only assume there was another reason for not doing so.
The last three metalheads boarding the train were DUSTY, MIKE and JOEY. Who are Jody and Rusty? Please try to stay on topic.
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Sorry, I got their names confused
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