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Default 09-24-2006, 05:18 AM
I'm not fat either! I'm not even goth!

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I'm not fat either! I'm not even goth!
If you aren't Goth why do you write Goth/Emo poetry? To get people to slice their wrists?

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Default 09-24-2006, 05:25 AM
Did I ever say my poetry was goth?

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Did I ever say my poetry was goth?
No. But as you see, we know all.

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My poetry isn't goth.

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My poetry isn't goth.
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Why do you think I'm lieing? I don't write goth poetry!

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Why do you think I'm lieing? I don't write goth poetry!
We KNOW you are lying for three reasons:

#1. You have already stated in other threads that you write, read, enjoy, and otherwise wallow in depressing goth poetry and music.

#2. You have already lied to us about several other things.

#3. Jesus keeps us informed of everything, including the size of your poopies.

Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Miss.Ixi, there no needs to be so grumpys. if anyone gonna be grumpy it gonna be them pastors, cuz you gone tooked this thread off-topick agains, you be postin "wah! wah! liddle sniff waaaaaah!!" that be you ---> , an it almost on-topick but it not


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Default 09-24-2006, 10:13 PM
What is that supposed to be of, Steve Irwins child?

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What is that supposed to be of, Steve Irwins child?
No, you. Funny, eh?

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Harheharhar, I'm laughing my HEAD off...syke

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Harheharhar, I'm laughing my HEAD off...syke
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Default 09-24-2006, 10:46 PM
I'm not fat!!! I'm acually much skinner than average.

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I'm not fat!!! I'm acually much skinner than average
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if you mean skinniers than the averge wicker folk, then that mean you anywhere between 90 - 420 lbs, it true.

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