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Default Catholic goes on rampage - 02-05-2007, 06:45 PM

Stabs 2 children, dogs and mouse to death.

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Default Re: Catholic goes on rampage - 02-05-2007, 06:57 PM

Stabbed the mouse, eh?

You know, our Lord Jesus is a Fashionable Man. He Hates whatever is ugly! And He does so favor a Beard (so why do Christian Gentlemen today think it's too 'hippie?')

So many mysteries here! Too bad 'Barney' apparently beat up Scooby Doo and took over as the cartoon hero of choice for Children. But I think JESUS would anyway condone the stabbing of the rodent if perhaps the Children had given it a shave so it ended up looking so:



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Default Re: Catholic goes on rampage - 02-06-2007, 02:53 AM

Well the rat I can see. Maybe the hounds weren't any good at treeing coons anymore....

Oh well. Jesus always wins!


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Catholic Astraunaut goes on rampage - 02-06-2007, 06:54 AM

http://www.floridatoday.com/apps/pbc.../70205038/1007

Astronaut arrested in attack on woman

BY MEGAN DOWNS and TODD HALVORSON
FLORIDA TODAY

ORLANDO - A NASA astronaut was arrested before dawn Monday at Orlando International Airport and charged with attempting to kidnap a Patrick Air Force Base captain.

Lisa Marie Nowak, 43, a mission specialist on NASA’s second post-Columbia test flight in July, was also charged with battery for spraying Capt. Colleen Shipman with a chemical, Orlando police said.

Nowak apparently drove from Houston to Orlando to confront Shipman. Nowak told police that she wanted to talk with Shipman about their relationships with astronaut Bill Oefelein, who piloted his first shuttle mission in December.

Police gave this account:

When Shipman arrived at the airport on a flight from Houston about 1 a.m., Nowak followed Shipman to her car in the airport’s Blue Lot, police said.

In the lot, Nowak, wearing a trench coat and wig, rushed Shipman’s car and began pounding on the window. When Shipman, an engineer in the 45th Launch Support Squadron at Patrick Air Force Base since May 2005, wouldn’t open the car, Nowak burst into tears.

Shipman cracked the window down about two inches and Nowak “sprayed some type of chemical spray” into the vehicle, reports said. Shipman drove away and called police.

As Orlando police arrived on scene, they saw Nowak place a black bag into a garbage can. Inside the bag they found her wig, trench coat, a BB pistol, a new steel mallet, a new folding knife with a 4-inch blade, three to four feet of rubber tubing, several plastic garbage bags and about $600 in cash. Also in the bag was a hand-written list of the previous items.

Police later searched Nowak’s car, parked at the La Quinta Inn about two miles from the airport, and found six latex gloves, directions from Houston to the Orlando airport, e-mails from Shipman to Oefelein, a love letter from Nowak to Oefelein and hand-written directions to Shipman’s house.

Diapers also were found in the car, which Nowak told police she wore so she didn’t have to stop to urinate during the 950-mile drive.

Nowak told police she was “involved in a relationship” with Bill Oefeliein, an astronaut on the latest Discovery mission. She categorized it as “more than a working relationship, but less than a romantic relationship,” according to the police report.

Nowak told police she intended to discuss Oefelein with Shipman, and the BB gun was going to be used to “entice” Shipman to speak with her.

Nowak was arrested on charges of attempted kidnapping, attempted burglary to a vehicle with a battery, destruction of evidence and battery. Police considered Nowak a dangerous threat and requested that no bail be set, according to the report.

Nowak is still employed as an astronaut, said NASA spokesman Allard Beutel.

“Anything beyond that is just speculation,” he said.

Beutel said a “high-ranking” military officer flew from Houston to Orlando on Monday to discuss the situation with NASA officials. Beutel would not comment on a relationship between Nowak and Oefelein.

A married mother of three, Nowak flew her first mission into space last July, serving as a mission specialist on NASA’s second post-Columbia test flight. She is considered an expert shuttle robot arm operator and logged 13 days in space during a mission that launched on the nation’s Independence Day holiday.

Nowak, 43, and a captain in the Navy, was selected to NASA’s elite astronaut corps in 1996 after serving as a military test pilot. A graduate of the U.S. Naval Academy and U.S. Naval Postgraduate School, Nowak has logged more than 1,500 hours in 30 aircraft.

Oefelein, 41, and the father of two children, flew his first space mission in December, piloting Discovery on a 13-day International Space Station assembly flight. From window perches inside the shuttle and the International Space Station, he orchestrated four spacewalks during one of the most complex outpost construction missions to date.

Nicknamed “Billy O,” Oefelein — a Navy commander — came to NASA in 1998. A TOPGUN pilot and later an instructor at the U.S. Navy Test Pilot School, he has logged more than 3,000 hours in more than 50 aircraft and has more than 200 carrier landings.

Eileen Hawley, a spokeswoman for NASA’s Johnson Space Center in Houston and the wife of NASA astronaut Steve Hawley, said she cannot recall another incident in which a U.S. space flier was arrested on felony charges.

“It’s too early to speculate on what actions we’ll take, but now her status with us is unchanged. And our concern for her right now is just her health and well-being. And that’s really what we’re concerned about at this point, as we would be for any NASA employee in this situation,” she said.

“This is clearly going to be a very personal, tragic and unfortunate event, but we’ll do what we can to help with her physical and emotional well-being. But that’s about all we can do at this point.”


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Default Re: Catholic goes on rampage - 02-06-2007, 07:53 AM

I bet this woman is a wiccan! Cat killing is a sure sign!
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A mother-of-three who killed the family's cat by deliberately putting it in a washing machine has been jailed.

Fluffy the cat took up to 10 minutes to die after 34-year-old Holly Thacker put the animal in the machine at her home in Hellesdon, Norwich, a court heard.
Vets told the court that Fluffy was gripping to the washer's metal drum so tightly its claws broke off as it spun round. Eventually the cat drowned. Thacker, who denied cruelty, was jailed for six weeks by Norwich magistrates.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/e...lk/4353300.stm


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Default Re: Catholic goes on rampage - 02-06-2007, 08:49 AM

Seems there's some kind of cult over there in britain. They should have torn down Stonehedge years ago to keep these witches in line.
Suffers depression? That's what Satan does to people before they burn in Hell for eternity. Wiccans and their cat washing/baby eating cults make me sick. I can't wait for Biblical law to return.
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A woman who killed her boyfriend's cat by putting it in a washing machine has received a four-month suspended jail sentence.

Diane Hannon, 42, from Old Colwyn, Conwy, admitted causing unnecessary suffering and cruelly ill-treating six-year-old Paws, who was deaf.
Paws suffered a heart attack, severe burns and loss of fur.
Llandudno magistrates heard Hannon, who suffers depression, was cat-sitting for Duncan Carthy when the pair argued. The prosecution said Hannon and Mr Carthy had rowed about Mr Carthy's ex-wife and children while he was visiting his son in July last year.
How was he rowing around his kids? What were they doing in a lake? They sure weren't being baptized, that's for sure!
Look at this witch!


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5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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Default Re: Catholic goes on rampage - 02-06-2007, 10:39 AM

If your gonna Baptise your Cat that way you only need 3 minutes on a Delicates wash.
That way you not only get a Baptist Cat but a good clean.....one.



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