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Default Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese) - 09-17-2007, 06:51 AM

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Maybe is because Landover baptist are take them all and put in their head.
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Default Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese) - 09-17-2007, 04:18 PM

Why do so many Japanese businessmen go on "sex vacations" throughout southeast asia, and how much would be the going rate (in dollars, not yen) for a female 14-year old Vietnamese factory worker?
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Why do so many Japanese businessmen go on "sex vacations" throughout southeast asia, and how much would be the going rate (in dollars, not yen) for a female 14-year old Vietnamese factory worker?
this questions are total ridiculous. Japanese businessman is have much HONOR and never shame himself with sex vacation especial if have wife and child at home. this is what AMERICAN do not Japanese. Your second question is very much dummy question about Vietnam girl for factory work. you NEED learn respect for ASIAN life and culture. Japanese have much respect for all asian neighbor and I am proud for NOT know answer for this question okay. You just stick to know what is going rate (in dollar) for dozen donut at krispy kreme okay.
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Default Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese) - 09-17-2007, 10:35 PM

Um,

Mr. Hit-man?

Why come you guys wuz all mean to us, like at Nero-shma an' Hackisacki. All on accounta, Daddy saz you guys wuz real mean, sos there was a Fat man, but only cause you made a Huler dancing lady cry an' stuff. You bad Japernese shoun't make peopow' cry like that!

An' bsides, you bad mean Japernese peopo'e had me in a mod cue, an' I don't like them things, all ugly hangin' from thuh back uh some guyses heads an' stuff. You eat Kimmy too. Bad Japernese peopow'! Poor liddow girlses shoun't have ta' be awe eated up just on accounta their Mommy's said; "Oh, I like Kim, why don't we name her Kim?" Next thing you know, some bad Japernese lady puts her ina jar wif' pickows and radishers & stuff. Nobody likes yer food anyways, so you leave out Kimmy's alone!

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Aha! I knew I'd see you here, buttering up to him! What did I just say?
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Why come you guys wuz all mean to us, like at Nero-shma an' Hackisacki. All on accounta, Daddy saz you guys wuz real mean, sos there was a Fat man, but only cause you made a Huler dancing lady cry an' stuff. You bad Japernese shoun't make peopow' cry like that!

An' bsides, you bad mean Japernese peopo'e had me in a mod cue, an' I don't like them things, all ugly hangin' from thuh back uh some guyses heads an' stuff. You eat Kimmy too. Bad Japernese peopow'! Poor liddow girlses shoun't have ta' be awe eated up just on accounta their Mommy's said; "Oh, I like Kim, why don't we name her Kim?" Next thing you know, some bad Japernese lady puts her ina jar wif' pickows and radishers & stuff. Nobody likes yer food anyways, so you leave out Kimmy's alone!

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This girl need for learn is how speak correct English. and Landover baptist forum is for adult okay. this kid need baby sitterer. I am volunteer for drive baby sitterer home (but I am not pay her and need for borrow car I am college student okay).
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This girl need for learn is how speak correct English. and Landover baptist forum is for adult okay. this kid need baby sitterer. I am volunteer for drive baby sitterer home (but I am not pay her and need for borrow car I am college student okay).
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Default Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese) - 09-18-2007, 07:30 PM

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I am college student okay).
Hibachi, you squint-eyed yellow monkey! How much college do you need to say "You rike flench flies with that?"


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Hibachi, you squint-eyed yellow monkey! How much college do you need to say "You rike flench flies with that?"
I never am ask such dummy question. Of course American want french fry with that. American eat french fry like dog lick himself...every ten minute. ha ha is joke but serious you guy eat too much french fry and dog lick himself every ten minute.
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Default Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese) - 09-21-2007, 12:32 AM

Crestwood Village (A nearby gated comunity) has a good policy on trash like Hitoshi, maybe it should be applied to this forum:



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Default Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese) - 09-21-2007, 11:32 AM

I have a question for y'all, Hitoshi. Is it true what I've heard about the toilets over there in Japan? As I understand it, they resemble small bathtubs over which one squats in a most UN-Godly manner.
I'm certain that just ain't the way the good Lord intended for us to (forgive me Jesus) pee!

Why do y'all do that? Is it some perverted foreign pleasure you take pleasure in, or are y'all afraid of using a proper toilet?

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I have a question for y'all, Hitoshi. Is it true what I've heard about the toilets over there in Japan? As I understand it, they resemble small bathtubs over which one squats in a most UN-Godly manner.
I'm certain that just ain't the way the good Lord intended for us to (forgive me Jesus) pee!

Why do y'all do that? Is it some perverted foreign pleasure you take pleasure in, or are y'all afraid of using a proper toilet?
okay we are have more than just squat toilet okay. Many house are have computer toilet that are do many thing like make seat warm and release perfume. Japanese technology is best in world.




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Default Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese) - 09-21-2007, 12:52 PM

Don't lie Hiroshi. THIS is what your chink toilets are really like! They're disgusting and smelly and you vile little monkeys don't even use toilet paper!


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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okay we are have more than just squat toilet okay. Many house are have computer toilet that are do many thing like make seat warm and release perfume. Japanese technology is best in world.
If y'all have those marvellous contraptions, then why are there still those unGodly toilet tubs? And those walls made of paper?

Are you implying, young man, that Americans are filthy, overweight animals??

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Don't lie Hiroshi. THIS is what your chink toilets are really like! They're disgusting and smelly and you vile little monkeys don't even use toilet paper!
Oh my, Pastor, it's horrible!
I just knew he done told a lie about having that techno-toilet.

It makes me wonder, might the menfolk in Japan not feel emasculated by, well, doing their business in the same squatting position as their women do over there? Oh, Lord forgive me. I don't mean to be so unladylike!

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Default Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese) - 09-21-2007, 03:53 PM

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you vile little monkeys don't even use toilet paper!
I knew there wasn't any difference between the Japs and Koreans!


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Default Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese) - 09-21-2007, 06:28 PM

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okay we are have more than just squat toilet okay. Many house are have computer toilet that are do many thing like make seat warm and release perfume. Japanese technology is best in world.
It's bad enough that you have to urinate all over the seat, but to then boast about how you're "making the seat warm and releasing perfume"? Awful japaninny!
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It makes me wonder, might the menfolk in Japan not feel emasculated by, well, doing their business in the same squatting position as their women do over there?
I think that having tiny tallywhackers and looking like women probably makes them feel slightly more emasculated.


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Default Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese) - 09-21-2007, 07:14 PM

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Don't lie Hiroshi. THIS is what your chink toilets are really like! They're disgusting and smelly and you vile little monkeys don't even use toilet paper!
Who is know more about Japanese toilet me or you give me break. There are some squat toilet for public toilet but is not common for toilet in home okay (but squat toilet is nice because squat position create much gentle pressure for healthy release of bowel).

and of course we are use toilet paper.




we are even have toilet paper you can read so is not have need for magazine!




also much Japanese toilet are have warm water rinse (is bidet). believe this is get much cleaner than toilet paper okay. after I am have release of bowel you can eat breakfast out of my buttock is so clean.

okay no more talk about toilet in my thread. you guy are scare away all my honey baby ladies!

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