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Default Re: im doing a project on this website, answer questions? - 12-04-2020, 06:08 AM

Another George Soros troll caught in the crosshairs of Jesus. They really do hate people of color - including our beloved president Donald "Orange Man" Trump.

Speaking of wife beaters, I assume you hate the mooselimbs too.


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Default Re: some f my favorite verses - 12-04-2020, 06:57 AM

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Default Re: some f my favorite verses - 12-04-2020, 09:19 AM

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...go to bed, boomer.
I'm sure he has enough Bactine left in the can after all these years to deal with that.


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Default Re: im doing a project on this website, answer questions? - 12-04-2020, 11:09 AM

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that's me! i'm the phony christian! [nasty word removed] all yall wife beaters. all hail our emo lords my chemical romance!
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I was really just saying that for the sake of comedy.
It isn't comedy if it's not funny.

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But the second you start hating on people because they're different, or because sky daddy thinks they're bad- then we have a problem.
Oh no! An underaged emo guy pretending to be a barely legal emo girl has a problem with me. My life is over.

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You literally have no clue what makes us tick. None. At. All.

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how many trolls do you get here?
A lot. They all think they're much cleverer than we are, and they all give up after about four days. We fight SATAN on a regular basis, so do you seriously think we can't handle some rando internet trolls?


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Default Re: some f my favorite verses - 12-04-2020, 12:55 PM

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I was really just saying that for the sake of comedy. I don't mind if you're christian- I think its good for a lot of people. But I find that this particular website is filled with hate for people who aren't white, people who are gay, and it's just really misogynistic. Live your life how you want to. I really don't care. But the second you start hating on people because they're different, or because sky daddy thinks they're bad- then we have a problem. Everyone had valid beliefs, but ones that revolve around hate aren't beliefs- they're hate speech. I don't care whether you're christian, muslim, agnostic, pagan, wiccan, heathen, atheist, jewish, catholic- let's all get along. I kinda just came on here to see what makes intolerant people tick. I don't believe in heaven or - and you can say that's where I'm going. I don't care. So really- have a wonderful day, night, wherever you are- have a good time.
You have it all wrong. Not surprising, being it is coming from a spoiled adolescent.
We are tolerant. We believe in free will, 100%. You have the easy choice of going to Hell or put a medicum of effort into life and spend eternity in enjoying the splendor of Heaven.

Isaiah 29:14 Therefore, behold, I will proceed to do a marvellous work among this people, even a marvellous work and a wonder: for the wisdom of their wise men shall perish, and the understanding of their prudent men shall be hid.

Matthew 18:3 And said, Verily I say unto you, Except ye be converted, and become as little children, ye shall not enter into the kingdom of heaven.

Luke 10:21 In that hour Jesus rejoiced in spirit, and said, I thank thee, O Father, Lord of heaven and earth, that thou hast hid these things from the wise and prudent, and hast revealed them unto babes: even so, Father; for so it seemed good in thy sight.

John 11:7 What then? Israel hath not obtained that which he seeketh for; but the election hath obtained it, and the rest were blinded
John 11:8 (According as it is written, God hath given them the spirit of slumber, eyes that they should not see, and ears that they should not hear unto this day.

John 12:39 Therefore they could not believe, because that Esaias said again,
John 12:40 He hath blinded their eyes, and hardened their heart; that they should not see with their eyes, nor understand with their heart, and be converted, and I should heal them.

1st Corinthians 1:17 For Christ sent me not to baptize, but to preach the gospel: not with wisdom of words, lest the cross of Christ should be made of none effect.
1st Corinthians 1:18 For the preaching of the cross is to them that perish foolishness; but unto us which are saved it is the power of God.
1st Corinthians 1:19 For it is written, I will destroy the wisdom of the wise, and will bring to nothing the understanding of the prudent.
1st Corinthians 1:20 Where is the wise? where is the scribe? where is the disputer of this world? hath not God made foolish the wisdom of this world?

1st Corinthians 1:23 But we preach Christ crucified, unto the Jews a stumblingblock, and unto the Greeks foolishness;
1st Corinthians 1:24 But unto them which are called, both Jews and Greeks, Christ the power of God, and the wisdom of God.
1st Corinthians 1:25 Because the foolishness of God is wiser than men; and the weakness of God is stronger than men.
1st Corinthians 1:26 For ye see your calling, brethren, how that not many wise men after the flesh, not many mighty, not many noble, are called:
1st Corinthians 1:27 But God hath chosen the foolish things of the world to confound the wise; and God hath chosen the weak things of the world to confound the things which are mighty;

1st Corinthians 2:14 But the natural man receiveth not the things of the Spirit of God: for they are foolishness unto him: neither can he know them, because they are spiritually discerned.
1st Corinthians 2:15 But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.

1st Corinthians 3:18 Let no man deceive himself. If any man among you seemeth to be wise in this world, let him become a fool, that he may be wise.
1st Corinthians 3:19 For the wisdom of this world is foolishness with God. For it is written, He taketh the wise in their own craftiness.
1st Corinthians 3:20 And again, The Lord knoweth the thoughts of the wise, that they are vain.

Jude 1:16 These are murmurers, complainers, walking after their own lusts; and their mouth speaketh great swelling words, having men's persons in admiration because of advantage.
Jude 1:17
But, beloved, remember ye the words which were spoken before of the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ;
Jude 1:18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.
Jude 1:19 These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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We fight SATAN on a regular basis, so do you seriously think we can't handle some rando internet trolls?
Preach, Brother! We do fight SATAN--we fight stupidity, (though the futility of that struggle becomes more evident day by day) and temerity and nonsense--and we fight it with knowledge.

Knowledge is the one thing that the trolls who visit here never seem to have in abundance. That is because they don't actually come here seeking it.

Because they have no real intention or drive to acquire knowledge or seek self-improvement, they arrive and depart with the same emptiness of the soul that characterizes their breed.

Honestly, I don't know why The Lord would bother to send them to Hell. The blank pointlessness of their own existence seems like punishment itself.

However, if there is one challenge that Almighty God shows Himself up to in His Inspired Book, it is a creative bent for vengeance.

As Romans 12:19 tells us : Dearly beloved, avenge not yourselves, but rather give place unto wrath: for it is written, Vengeance is mine; I will repay, saith the Lord.

And the twirly little trolls think that they can trouble us? Pfft! Do they not know what happened when a group of unruly children dared to mock one of God's own prophets?

No, of course they don't. Because they haven't read the Book. Why would anyone think that they can stroll in here and best us when they are not even remotely familiar with our source material?

Oh, right, SATAN deceives them as ever.


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Default Re: im doing a project on this website, answer questions? - 12-04-2020, 02:45 PM

emochildofGod--In your first post you said you are writing an article for a newspaper. Thanks to the generousness of our Landover Baptist members here you have been given a lot of great material. I can help you even more. Here is a summary of your article--feel free to use it:

I visited on online with several members of Landover Baptist Church. I learned they follow the Bible and have found every word in the Bible to be true.

Landover Baptist Church has saved countless sinful people from an eternity in hell. They save people by pointing to the sins of individuals giving such people the opportunity to apply to entrance to heaven when they die.

Landover members are experts in sin and in the work of Satan. Through study and observation they have been able to hold back the evil work of Satan in the world and are confident they will ultimately be victorious.

This article cannot cover all the things I learned about Landover Baptist. Its work to eliminate homerism and interracial marriage is amazing. You can learn more about its work at landoverbaptist.net.


Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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emochildofGod, I'm inviting you to restart our debate here.


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Brother, when I see you display media management skills like this, I'm not at all surprised that you've been re-elected to - how many terms is it now? 5? 6?


EDIT: I mean, because you're so good at running this town, and that alone. Your media manipulation skills are just icing on the cake, I mean.


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You see, sweetie, all these things sort of come with the "Christian" job description. This is because "a Christian" is a person who (1) read the Holy Bible, (2) accepts is as the Word of God, and therefore (3) follows it.

So I'm sorry if you have an issue with that, but please don't shoot the messenger. Instead, please direct your anger and grievances towards God. He is the One Who is responsible for the Bible being filled with what it's filled with, after all. We Christians didn't write the Bible - we are just bound to follow it.

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Everyone had valid beliefs, but ones that revolve around hate aren't beliefs- they're hate speech.
So what do you propose? Get rid of free speech and let everyone follow what you think isn't hate speech?

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I kinda just came on here to see what makes intolerant people tick.
Oh, I'm a very tolerant person. It's just that my God is intolerant, and He put a lot of intolerance into the Bible.

You really want to make me tick? Read the Bible and then lets discuss it as two intelligent people. In the meantime, I'll be praying for you.
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Default Re: im doing a project on this website, answer questions? - 12-05-2020, 03:08 PM

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Oh, I'm a very tolerant person. It's just that my God is intolerant, and He put a lot of intolerance into the Bible.

You really want to make me tick? Read the Bible and then lets discuss it as two intelligent people. In the meantime, I'll be praying for you.
Good points, Sister Basilissa. God is intolerant of homers. We help them by pointing our fingers and telling them they are sinners. Why do people criticize us for (1.) following the rules God put in the Bible and (2.) trying to save people from eternity in hell?

Patience. We need to breath deeply and have patience with some of the posters who stop by here.


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Default Re: im doing a project on this website, answer questions? - 12-06-2020, 10:30 PM

hello- i'm doing a report on this website for my community paper.
can you answer a few of these questions?

pro choice or pro life? elaborate?


CHOICE



do you have any prejudices? do you believe in supremacy of one people or race?

NO EVERYONE IS EQUAL



do you accept members of the lgbtq community? what would you do if your child was gay?


YES OF COUSRE NOTHING ITS NORMAL



dem or rep?


I DONT VOTE FOR A MAINSTREAM PARTY



what are your thoughts on modesty?


IT DEPENDS IF YOUR A JERK THEN YOU SHOULD SHUT UP BUT IF YOUR COOL THEN SPEAKUP!


what are your thoughts on gender and race equality?

SEE ABOVE - EQUAL FOR ALL



do you think the election has false results?


TRUMP LOST HA HHAHHA NOT THAT BINDEN IS ANY BETTER
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Default Re: im doing a project on this website, answer questions? - 12-06-2020, 10:51 PM

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hello- i'm doing a report on this website for my community paper.
can you answer a few of these questions?

pro choice or pro life? elaborate?

CHOICE

do you have any prejudices? do you believe in supremacy of one people or race?

NO EVERYONE IS EQUAL

do you accept members of the lgbtq community? what would you do if your child was gay?

YES OF COUSRE NOTHING ITS NORMAL

dem or rep?

I DONT VOTE FOR A MAINSTREAM PARTY

what are your thoughts on modesty?

IT DEPENDS IF YOUR A JERK THEN YOU SHOULD SHUT UP BUT IF YOUR COOL THEN SPEAKUP!

what are your thoughts on gender and race equality?

SEE ABOVE - EQUAL FOR ALL

do you think the election has false results?

TRUMP LOST HA HHAHHA NOT THAT BINDEN IS ANY BETTER
The person who originally composed the post that you are quoting from did not ask you for your opinions on those subjects. You can tell that from the statement "doing a report on this website".


You showing up and slobbering your ill-formed sentiments in this thread is not accurately reflecting the information provided on this website.


You "taunting" us about the results of the election in an attempt to wound our souls is not going to work, either. I actually needed a laugh today, so thanks.


I also edited the spacing on your post. You are a very imperialist writer, did you know that?


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Sister Handmaiden, this is a bit of a puzzling/bizarre answer:
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what are your thoughts on modesty?

IT DEPENDS IF YOUR A JERK THEN YOU SHOULD SHUT UP BUT IF YOUR COOL THEN SPEAKUP!
There would have been no shame in replying "I'm sorry, I don't understand the question". Still, it's always helpful to know who we're dealing with. Freedom of speech if people agree with him/her/it, otherwise shut up. So very liberal.


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