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Default Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 01-15-2009, 01:01 PM

Lazytown is a 'children's" show designed to teach young girls it's OK to dance and prance around half naked with grown men. It teaches children to "get out" that is obviously a homosexual reference. The horror of this show is beyond belief.

just look at the picture and you'll get the idea what this show is about!
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Default Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 01-15-2009, 05:10 PM

Preach it Brother Elliott, preach it!

Lazy Town is nothing more than a how to guide for you girls on how to become a child sexual predator. Those exercises in that show are nothing more that mock sodomy, a warm for the sexual depravity that happens off camera. May Jesus protect us from ever learning of the unspeakable, loathsome acts that pink haired harlot has performed with her easy access mine skirt.

You can be sure Brittany Spears is the end result of Lazy Town; half naked women dancing with snakes. God help us.



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Default Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 01-15-2009, 06:47 PM

Lazytown is Icelandic propaganda. Iceland was founded by vikings who made their living raping and pillaging Christian monasteries, and today they have returned to that tradition, using a modern weapon - the liberal media.

Ancient viking texts prove that viking settlers chose the volcanic island of Iceland because it was the place on earth that has the closest resemblance to hell, home of their lord. Iceland is also the top persecutor of American oil companies, because of their focus on "geothermal energy" - a polite way of saying they get their energy from pipes they drilled down to HELL.

God has punished Iceland by causing their financial services industry to collapse. It is only a preview of the punishments the LORD has in store.

The star of Lazytown combines the dyed-hair of a clit-pierced punk rocker with the distinctive come-hither look of an underage Thai prostitute: Here you can see Lazy Town teaching boys the latest rape tactics:




Notice how the male wears goggles - an obvious reference to the underground gay bukkakke subculture. The goggles keep the spilled seed out of his eyes.

Here's an invitation to a "Lazy Town Party" which, as you can see by the artwork, is half psychedelic drug-fest and half homosexual orgy:



Bell-bottoms, bulging pants and all.

The star of Lazy town is Julianna Rose Mauriello. Yes, that's right, despite the show being from Iceland, which is thousands of miles from Mexico, a Mexican still managed to illegally immigrate there and steal a white person's job.

Like all teen idols she encourages seed-spilling. Just take a look at this made-for-humping bed:



It's no surprise that the internet is covered with Julianna Rose Mauriello nipple-slip photos, Julyanna Rose Mauriello sex tapes, Jullianna Maryello upskirt pics, and so on. There is an entire website, called suicidegirls.com, filled with pictures of hair-dyed strippers inspired by her.

This is the LEAST sinful photo of her I could find:



Friends, if you allow your children to watch this show, you are allowing your daughters to become hair-dying, nipple-piercing, pole-dancing, booty-shaking, boob-bouncing, butt-smacking, stripping and dripping prostitutes!

Search terms to bring perverts in need of our salvation: upskirt downshirt nipple slip secret sex tape leaked sex video july rose marello naked nude julianna rose marello nude, stripping, genuine, bouncing

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Default Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 01-15-2009, 07:13 PM

Millions of girls want to have the LazyTown look, which is a combination of French whore and leukemia patient.



It's an unholy union, much like sporks, ligers, and Brangelina.
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Default Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 07-10-2010, 01:06 AM

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It's an unholy union, much like sporks, ligers, and Brangelina.
You ought to be ashamed of yourself..You seem to be making fun of a leukemia patient. You are suppose to be a christian, well christians aren't suppose to make fun of a judge other people. You wait until you get some horrible disease and then maybe you'll think back about what you said. Karma is a butt. And yes I'am a Baptist and I have been saved...Just my opinion about your statement
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What are you talking about? The Bible demands many times that we pass judgment.

Leviticus 19:15 ...in righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.

Psalm 37:30 The mouth of the righteous speaketh wisdom, and his tongue talketh of judgment.

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You're a Baptist?

First of all, you're judging us for judging? Seems rather hypocritical of you don't you think? Also Brother Billy Bob pointed out why it's our responsibility to judge.

Second of all, you don't capitalize Christian?

And what kind of Baptist believes in Karma? That's Eastern cult talk there.

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Exclamation Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 12-16-2010, 06:01 AM

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Millions of girls want to have the LazyTown look, which is a combination of French whore and leukemia patient.



It's an unholy union, much like sporks, ligers, and Brangelina.
an unholy union? like sports???? care to explain
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It doesn't say sports, it says SPORKS.

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Yes, like sporks. What is it you love so much about them?


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Default Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 01-15-2009, 07:53 PM

I had no idea that was what was going on when my neice called me Uncle Sportacus. I thought it was because of the way I'm always zooming around doing things. I'm a fast walker. Next time I go to my brother's house I'm going to tell him to get rid of all of those DVDs. She shouldn't be watching all that soft porn.


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Default Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 01-17-2009, 01:26 AM

My little cousin used to watch this trash. I'm glad he lost interest in it before it was too late. The puppet characters are grotesque and demonic, plus the gay overtones and awful pedophilia present in the show.
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Default Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 11-16-2009, 03:46 PM

For love of the Lord;

Is this guy Jed a real christian? Or is he a racist pretending to be christian?
A mexican taking a white man's job? Come on!! Is ok to be vigilants of the devils tricks upon our children but not to be so offensive and rasit. This girl, Mr. Jed, was born in New York from 3rd generation americans. She is not mexican. And if she were you don't have any right to talk like that about herWould you like to be judged the same way because of your name?
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Default Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 11-16-2009, 03:54 PM

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Default Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 02-16-2010, 12:41 AM

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Lazytown is Icelandic propaganda. Iceland was founded by vikings who made their living raping and pillaging Christian monasteries, and today they have returned to that tradition, using a modern weapon - the liberal media.[/COLOR]
really ?

God you people must be stupid. Where did you learn that ? because im from iceland and i guess i must have missed that class.....

just wanted to register here to tell you to visit iceland since thats the place you people call "hell" and thats where you people belong stupid piffles..

all i wanted to say is go to hell ! be sure to visit "Geysir" you dont want to miss that..
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Default Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 02-16-2010, 01:01 AM

You people are the reason why i'm athiest......

You're just a bunch of hating racists, and you are just bad chrsitians becouse christians are supposed to be accepting towards others.

And i hate the fact that there are people like you in the world. Okay I get it you are Christian that doesn't make everyone that doesn't belief in the same things as you do WRONG!

And yeah I'm from Iceland and don't talk about us Icelanders like some trash because you don't like this show. I personally think this show is good for kids so that obesity will be less of a problem.

P.S. please stop forcing your beliefs on others.
P.S.S. Yeah the vikings raped and pillaged but that was over a 1000 years ago.
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You people are the reason why i'm athiest......

You're just a bunch of hating racists, and you are just bad chrsitians becouse christians are supposed to be accepting towards others.

And i hate the fact that there are people like you in the world. Okay I get it you are Christian that doesn't make everyone that doesn't belief in the same things as you do WRONG!

And yeah I'm from Iceland and don't talk about us Icelanders like some trash because you don't like this show. I personally think this show is good for kids so that obesity will be less of a problem.

P.S. please stop forcing your beliefs on others.
P.S.S. Yeah the vikings raped and pillaged but that was over a 1000 years ago.
Why do you hate Jesus? We love you, friend.

We are not racists. We do not tolerate racism.
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Such hate. Tell me friend, why are you so upset with God?

I am sorry to here about your origin. You know, you could move to Greenland or something. It will not be so icy there. Greenland does not have all the fat kids like Iceland does. Plus it is warmer.

WE are not forcing our beliefs on anyone. But will you at least stay about and read a Bible passage with me?
I agree, past indiscretions are just that. We forgive you.


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Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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