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Default Ted Cruz compares health care to Star Wars. - 09-30-2013, 04:54 AM

I think that analogy is incredibly apt. We tea party GOP members are fighting a war against the tyranny of health care. And Obama is the dark side as represented by another soulless black person.





It has been a long time since I have seen the movie. I think I recall that making speeches in congressional chambers is exactly what Luke Skywalker and his fellow rebels did.

Ted Cruz is the GOP rebel revolutionary this country needs. He is a man who can stand up and speak for a really really long time.


Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.



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Default Re: Ted Cruz compares health care to Star Wars. - 09-30-2013, 07:07 AM

Obama's socialist tyranny will be crushed by the rebels.



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Default Re: Ted Cruz compares health care to Star Wars. - 09-30-2013, 07:53 AM

What kind of Christians are you?
Racist? Come on.
If i remember correctly, someone suggested that Jesus could have been black, if he's "real".
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Default Re: Ted Cruz compares health care to Star Wars. - 09-30-2013, 08:26 AM

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What kind of Christians are you?
Racist? Come on.
If i remember correctly, someone suggested that Jesus could have been black, if he's "real".
You can search "was jesus black" and you'll receive a ton of links.
What in the hell are you talking about? Obama is half white and half black. Darth Vader (character) was white on the inside and black on the outside (no doubt due to the influences of Dieter Rams, the Bauhaus and minimalist designs that evoke a commitment to the "dark side" as depicted in the movie).

Now where does racism come into play here and what does any of this have to do with whether Jesus was black?


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Default Re: Ted Cruz compares health care to Star Wars. - 09-30-2013, 01:18 PM

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someone suggested that Jesus could have been black, if he's "real"
Nonsense. Proof that Jesus is WHITE! Case closed.


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Default Re: Ted Cruz compares health care to Star Wars. - 09-30-2013, 01:55 PM

Obama lies over the ocean
Obama lies over the sea
Obama tells lies daily
to himself, to you and to me
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