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Default Re: Condo for Rent - 03-28-2017, 05:59 AM

Has anyone had a viewing yet? I'm thinking about how lovely it would be to wake up, open the windows watching the sunrise feeling his heat upon me.
Malachi 4:2 But unto you that fear my name shall the Sun of righteousness arise with healing in his wings; and ye shall go forth, and grow up as calves of the stall.
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Default Re: Condo for Rent - 03-28-2017, 10:50 AM

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I don't say this to bring dismay, but Freehold does have a strict "True Christians™ Only" policy. There are areas outside the gates of Freehold that are marginally nice. In my research to find housing I came upon many obstacles (not the least of which is the application for residency in the gated city of Freehold - ridiculous) and yet, there is always a way if it's God's will. You might try to find something in one of the nearby villages until such time as the Department of Faith is satisfied with your knowledge of scripture, tithing, and complete dedication to the Baptist way of life. I know you to be a man of solid, rock hard principles that display particularly nicely in your tight uniform breeches and overcoat. But it's not all about being handsome.


Again, don't despair. Maintain a prayerful, humble spirit and maybe Jesus will notice you long enough to completely save your wretched soul from the pits of Hell, darling. Um, I mean, Bro.


COME, LORD JESUS!
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Thanks Larry, as usual your support lifts my spirits.
I think that Hezekiah is the one that has been following me and stealing my socks. He seems to know a lot of stuff about a lot of things.


Well mustn't bore you with my problems. I have decided that the mourning period is over. It is now time to get up and move forward.


2 Kings 3:24


“And when they came to the camp of Israel, the Israelites rose up and smote the Moabites, so that they fled before them: but they went forward smiting the Moabites, even in their country.”


Moving forward through prayer God will grant me the strength to overcome all my foes. Especially that sleazy kike Hezekiah.


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Jesus Re: Condo for Rent - 03-28-2017, 01:01 PM

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Has anyone had a viewing yet? I'm thinking about how lovely it would be to wake up, open the windows watching the sunrise feeling his heat upon me.
Malachi 4:2 But unto you that fear my name shall the Sun of righteousness arise with healing in his wings; and ye shall go forth, and grow up as calves of the stall.

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Miss Lamb tells me she has sent you her phone number by private message, as she did for me and also Tommy-tom-tom - er, Brother Taylor. Perhaps you can arrange a viewing and even start moving in, since I believe I will secure housing either in her home or one that she purchases and rents to me later on. I wish you lots of hot, steamy mornings basking in the love of Christ.


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Default Re: Condo for Rent - 03-29-2017, 10:59 AM

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Miss Lamb tells me she has sent you her phone number by private message, as she did for me and also Tommy-tom-tom - er, Brother Taylor. Perhaps you can arrange a viewing and even start moving in, since I believe I will secure housing either in her home or one that she purchases and rents to me later on. I wish you lots of hot, steamy mornings basking in the love of Christ.


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Thank you for your well wishes. I had a lovely experience this morning, just a trick of the light I know but quite moving in the circumstances. I'm happy to assist Miss Lamb in any way, particularly with sewing as I know appropriate patterns are difficult to come by. I've already sorted out a few recipe books, I've picked up some interesting combinations along the way rich and tropical spices up an otherwise dull flan, and if there's wildlife available I have a great game pie process using my old-fashioned hand mincer which I'm checking over now.
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Default Re: Condo for Rent - 03-29-2017, 03:20 PM

So Mitza, will you be taking the condo?
Why don't you join the girls and I in Dallas this weekend? I think everyone is arriving this afternoon. Elizabeth is driving in from the west and Kate is flying today. We're hopeful that Sister Basilissa will stop pouting long enough to decide to come also. You're more than welcome and I have PLENTY of room in my luxuriously appointed home, with a window facing your favorite direction.


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So Mitza, will you be taking the condo?
Why don't you join the girls and I in Dallas this weekend? I think everyone is arriving this afternoon. Elizabeth is driving in from the west and Kate is flying today. We're hopeful that Sister Basilissa will stop pouting long enough to decide to come also. You're more than welcome and I have PLENTY of room in my luxuriously appointed home, with a window facing your favorite direction.


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Default Re: Condo for Rent - 04-03-2017, 05:25 PM

Sister Mitza,


It is so good to know that you have relocated to Freehold. Tell me - what's it like? Is it all you hoped it would be? Oh, I can't wait until I too can move there.


How did you get your residency application approved so quickly?


Do they have a Dairy Queen? Oh, please share all!


Your brother in Jesus,
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Default Re: Condo for Rent - 04-03-2017, 10:26 PM

I was thinking I might move in there. I got my pension (something you kids don't know nothing about) and my job from cleaning the church.

What y'all think?
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Default Re: Condo for Rent - 04-03-2017, 11:12 PM

Yes, it's been a lovely weekend with so many new places to explore. The people are better than elsewhere, especially better than in Northern Europe. Less Russians. But I don't want to bore you with tales from my days as a heathen although the words experimental grindcore techno fusion and 3:55 a.m. will give you some idea of the sorts of clothes involved.

It's tricky when starting in a new place, and I don't wish to tread on anyone's toes..that's one I learned from the Russians..so try to be polite but make sure it's absolutely clear what my standards are.

Looking forward to a sunnier weekend which I've promised myself will be even busier than yesterday but I need to get going now and tidy up a bit just in case someone pops in for refreshments. There's some new recipes I'd like to try out and one or two interesting ingredients I'm not familiar with so I'll need to try some myself first, just in case!

Zerubbabel of course springs to mind and the uncertainty he might have felt when The Israelites' sought to worship The Lord more perfectly but were prevented by various intrigues and The Pastors have been strong for me in this area. Today's Bible reading has been encouraging, particularly a passage from Haggai reminding me that we're all in His hands:
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9 The glory of this latter house shall be greater than of the former, saith the LORD of hosts: and in this place will I give peace, saith the LORD of hosts.
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I was thinking I might move in there. I got my pension (something you kids don't know nothing about) and my job from cleaning the church.

What y'all think?

Freehold, Iowa is a gated community reserved for True Christians™ only. It will do you no good to think about it. You might think of being someone's help, if they'll allow that.
But you can do that in Georgia, cheaper and easier.
You are certainly a lovely little negress!


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What y'all think?

Greetings LaQrundrellia! I am Trevor McGregor here who comes from the island of Jamaica which is my home. I am very happy now to see that there is another Black person who is participating here. I do not think you will be allowed to go to Freehold because you are a Black woman and they will not want you as a neighbor even if they are polite to you in public. There may be excuses offered and possibly problems with paperwork but in the end there is no Freehold for you. These white people are perfectly normal white people and so they have to be a little racist though they tolerate me well and I am only rarely under rebuke. Are you Rastafari? I and I mon Rastafari

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African Re: Condo for Rent - 04-04-2017, 02:41 PM

Sister LaQrundrellia,


Please pay only the least of attention to the boy Trevor, who is one of those uppity nigras I am sure you shun. You seem like plain folk to me; one who knows her place among the lesser races. In this, God finds much glory. This should make you smile.


True Christians™ treat you people with respect and the greatest kindness as long as you maintain the proper demeanor as our Lord intended when He made us so much more intelligent than you. We so love watching you dance on command and without you, there would be no March madness - no reason to gather at the pub with our buddies and pray as we enjoy hoops on the tube. (I hope I am not speaking words you are unable to comprehend)


Here is a funny joke to show my acceptance of you:


Black Sambo: So who broke da winder, Mammy?
Mammy: It be dem massa's kids done broked it, son.
Black Sambo: I knew we shouldna never give dem white boys dey freedom.


hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahaha


BrotherLarry
PS: Trevor, watch your attitude, boy. We can kick you out of here in a heartbeat if you don't start acting like a proper gent.


Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
Amen and Amen
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Default Re: Condo for Rent - 04-15-2017, 09:27 PM

Mitza Darling,


I am so pleased to have you as a tenant. I hope the painters were able to satisfy your wishes for a change of color. Do let me know if you need anything at all. The complex has full-time maintenance 24/7 but if there's something else you require, I'm just a call away. I hope you'll find this to be your long-term home.


Don't forget rent is due for May in just 15 days, dear.


Were you pleased with the pie I left in the refrigerator for you on move in?


Easter Blessings!
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Default Re: Condo for Rent - 04-17-2017, 12:33 PM

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Mitza Darling,


I am so pleased to have you as a tenant. I hope the painters were able to satisfy your wishes for a change of color. Do let me know if you need anything at all. The complex has full-time maintenance 24/7 but if there's something else you require, I'm just a call away. I hope you'll find this to be your long-term home.


Don't forget rent is due for May in just 15 days, dear.


Were you pleased with the pie I left in the refrigerator for you on move in?


Easter Blessings!
NRL
Thank you very much; yes it was beautifully seasoned and I was able to get so much done, the decorators weren't a dreadful nuisance and the piano's air-freighted in so I can learn that "Radium Dance" song.



The song's dated 1904 but frankly was a bit hammy I thought so had a look for some actual radium danseuses from the period. The clip covers most of what I've read. Whether the chemical salts Loie Fuller added to her fabrics included radium is not revealed. I was impressed at how modest the costumes were for this era, ca1896-1905. Apart from noticing whether her footwork matched the rhythm of the music (it does, unfortunately but I have some plans to address that) very little is revealed and the whole performance accords with Matthew 11:17.



A modern interpretation suggested that something similar could be suitable for sales promotion? If there were any doubts I'm sure that the Pastors would be able to assess whatever fabrics are available here.

. .Thanks again,

. . . Mitza.

Psalm 150 . KJV . look up
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Praise him with the timbrel and dance:
4b Praise him with stringed instruments and organs.
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